So I've been getting a lot of love for this random idea.

Applejack has a cousin who visits Ponyville, whom she is completely embarrassed to host and wishes he'd just go away.

His name is Golden Delicious.

And he's a porn star, and his name fits him perfectly.

Yes? No?

Comments

[Sparkler]

I'd reccomend tying him in to Cherries Jubilee and never being explicit about his day job - especially if another of the Mane Six (Rarity? Fluttershy?) fall for him.

"Well, my job requires me to have gentle hooves and a strong back..."

"Oh! Then you must be a cherry picker!"

"After a fashion, yes."

[Sky Blazer]

Neither, I'm indifferent.

[DeftFunk]

I vote yes.