Equestria Girls review TOPLEL@SPOILERS

So it opens up with the ponies ogling Twilight's crown as they walk toward Crystal pone-world.

So then they reach the castle and go to bed.

Sunshit Semmer steals the crown, and Twilight( a magical unicorn) decides to chase her instead of use magic to catch her.

A bunch of exposition happens, and Twilight goes to humanland to get her magical hat back.

The next forty minutes consists of Twilight meeting anthro friends, with lots of butts and horse jokes. During this we learn that Sunlight Boiler is a total bitch.

So anyway, Lightsun Deepfry gets the crown and turns into a super saiyan succubus, and she starts shooting lasers at stuff.

Something friendly happens and Sunburn Queefbitch turns into Luna.

Twilight goes back to Equestria and Rainbow Dash asks what hands are( I don't know, apparently Spork and Deskord don't have hands).

So how was it? Well...it was decent.

A glaring flaw was how Brad seemed to steal the show. I couldn't focus on the movie because I was too busy staring at that hunkalicious man.

7.5/10

Comments

[MoldyShishkabob]

1170050 But it had the only man who almost rivals your sexiness: Flesh SenBrad!

[MoldyShishkabob]

1170054 How are you possibly less handsome than Garfieldick?

[Fonypan]

Didn't it seem a little Sailor Moon-y at the end?

[MoldyShishkabob]

1170059 But you are the sexiest penis in the unicycle!

[Chuckward]

1170060
It sure did.

Sailor Twilight
Sailor Rainbow
Sailor Spike
Sailor Applejack

[Bandy]

I couldn't focus on the movie because I was too busy staring at that hunkalicious man.

Agree.

[ShagDragon]

Ugh
it looks so stupid

[MoldyShishkabob]

1170065

[kragor]

Why is Regidar delted.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

1170078

It's Regidar? Seems like a good reason to me.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Prince Solstice]

Me too, Brad is one helluva man.

[Regidar]

1170078>>1170080 chuckward is just anallydamaged by the lack of Garfield

[wao]

What about Metal Willy?

[kragor]

1170112
Thaaat explaaains everything.