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Chuckward


I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

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  • 427 weeks
    iloveBratz - Today 1:17 PM > No new bloggé posts?

    iloveBratz - Today 1:17 PM
    > No new bloggé posts?

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  • 479 weeks
    Writing Comedy

    When I write comedy I tend to give myself one rule: "if you aren't laughing while you're writing it, then it sucks shit."

    Writing something for the sole purpose of "oh it's popular" may put you in that infernal box, but I guarantee you that unless you're a fucking super writer, your story won't be funny if it isn't funny to you.

    Or maybe it will be who gives a shit?

    2 comments · 442 views
  • 479 weeks
    Well hello there.

    I have around five hours left to fuck with, how are all of you?

    I've been pretty okay, college is actually super easy, but unfortunately there's a lot less sex with Asian chicks so maybe Co-ed Confidential isn't completely accurate.

    I currently am majoring in studio recording, because I truly do love audio. It's fascinating.

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  • 531 weeks
    DODOOOHOHOHOHOHO

    *charmingly licks your pussy

    18 comments · 1,044 views
  • 531 weeks
    Hi m8s

    How's it hangin'(heh, penises) So I've been away for a year now, isn't that sexy?

    It's k though, I've used that time away to be productive and help fight AIDS.

    I'm back forever now though, because being a billionaire playboy has lost it's charm.

    <3

    I did have an alt, isn't that gay as fuck?

    21 comments · 591 views
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2013

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̩͙̰̹̮̳̗̯̥͔̐̒̈́͐̍̌͂́͝͝
̮̘̟̻̙̫̹̼̤̱̈́̿̾͛̑̑̅̂̎̎T̜̣̳̩̱͇̯͔̙̩̓̔̾͛͛̏̆̕̕͘r͙̹͙̖̤͎̻̳̥̪͗͌̅̽͐̈́̔̓͌̋ü̡̗̜͍̪̟͙͚̪̈́͗͂́̿̓͂̈́͊͜f̡̝̲̦̤̮̱̤̠̆̇͂͐͗̑̽̅̚͝ͅȧ̡̰͉͙͈̻̪̬̺͕͒̽̋̋̉͋̏̆̚x͖̭͈̟̜̖̪͇̬̺̌̋̌̽̎̆͆̄͘͠,̢̛̛͍͙̥̙͕̩̦̃̈́͆̏̍͗̕͜͠ͅ ̡̢̨̡̛̛̹̠͍͇̱͖͆̀͗̋̃̆͂̕c̡̺̣̹̮͔̗̗̦͓͂̈̀̇̐̀͐̀̕͠h̢̨̨̛̟̝̼̟̹̯͖̾͋̈́͒̄̐́̓̍ȩ̦̼̯̮̪̞̣̞̮̇̔́̉̾̋̽̿̉͊c͉̖͓̺̠̱̦̻̮͓͋̈̔̆̈́̿̿̉̍̃k͚͖͇̝̟̬̭̪̙̟̓̂̎̿͒̆͑̾͘͠ ̡̨̟͍͉̙͉͖͎̺̿̉̈́͊̄̂̏̎̕̕ô̢̧̺̼̠̣̬͕̣̯̓̒̊͌͋̓͗͝͝ų͎̤̲̼͈̟̲̬͗͗͗͋̈́͂͛͘̚͠ͅt̨̗̹̦̬͖̣̺̹̙̍͛̈́͑́̏́̌͘͝ ̛̻͔̖͎͖͉̯̗̱͛̀͒̆̅̎̂̎̏ͅt̹̮̰̖̻̣̳̭̯̑̆̊́͑̔̅͛̄͝ͅh̢̰̲͕̠̼̤͎̩̼̀͌͛̈́̈̑̀̉͘͝ȩ͔̗̼̗̫̝̹̳̄̏͐̾́̐̈͆̋̿ͅ ͙̣͖̭̥̥̥͚͔̿̈́̈́̀̍͑͌͊͊̕͜c̡̨̬̝̦͈͔̠̬͛̽̑͑̌̏̉̂͘͘ͅỏ̺̹̤̦̲̼͉̖͇̀̈̎͒͂͆̚̕͜͝ḿ̡̯̺̬̼̳͉̖͔͓̿̐͑̂̀̊̆͝͝m͇̗̪̟͓͎̰̤̣̮͛͛͊̀͌̈́̎͘͝͝e̢͓͍̩̟͍̯͊͆͑̋̐̃́̿̂͒͜͜ͅn̢̳̭̼̫̳͓̙̺͋̿̄͊̈́͋̆̓͊̚͜ţ̢͍͇̮͚̯͖̩́̉͗͂͛̈́͆͆̑͛ͅs̢̡̪̲̗͍̩̙̻̫̓͊̃̉̓̊͐͗͘͠.̨͚͉̘̦͔̜͔̊͂̆̔̏́̀̌̊͝ͅͅ ̧̢͈͇̜̖̗̩̖͍͆͛́̓̋̂̉̈́͘͝T͙͉͍͈̫̗̝̪̬̆̄̈́̑̉͌͛̑̔͘͜ợ͉̠̦̮͕̝̤̰̈́̈́̓̅̀͑͌͋͘ͅp͓͙̥̺̮̠̝͓̯̬͊̀̈́́̌̀͂̽̚͝l̨̨̜̝̞̱̬͇̖̬̐͑̑͊̇̅́̓̇̕ȩ̤͙͍̳̗̹̟̹͛͐͗͗͊̔̐͘̚͜͠ľ̢̥̰̬̗̖̙̰̰̌͒͗̂̀͒̊̏̚ͅ4̗̣̮̤͚̬̖̼͈̺̇̾̄̾́͂̆̅̍͝ų̲͚̥͖͉̺̥̆̑̔̈́̀͆͐̈̚͝ͅͅ

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What an enlightening new perspective on the show.

1165831 Phallic Symbolism has been Christian Domain since before Christ was Born.

1165872 Not to forget that the perfect circle Pentagram was a symbol of fertility long before Christianity rebranded it as the sign on the devil.

To be a true satanic pentagram, it has to have one spike elongated.

1165900 lol, yup.

So, having babies is a sign of devil worship. Good lordy, Christians are worse hypocrites than the freakin' Dahli Llama's Dramatic Mama.

It was too much work for my god riddled brain to read all of this, so I am going to make a reading of it.

Please join me in welcoming out new Satanist Pony Overlords.

Fukken lol'd

This proves my point on why I hate religion, too many fanatics.


Fuck me, right?

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Also, this guy saying Disney is run by the Illuminati.... Oh god my sides.
Jesus Christ (pun completely intended) this guy is a retard.

You're all welcome.

I fownd dis lukin' up dah poneez and this just shows up. Wut the hell is wrong with peepole? :pinkiecrazy:

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Well shit. Everything makes sense now.

1166612 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! ...For saying what I was going to say. :twilightsmile:

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