Shit, you guys, I'm getting old! · 6:34am Jun 20th, 2013

Oi chaps! For those of you unaware, today marks the day that my body gets one year closer to rotting dead in a hole in the ground (or, if I get my way, going down on a burning shipwreck). And to celebrate the occasion, I say:

Like last year, I'm doing a shotgun-style extravaganza of new fics and updates! Last year, I hit the scene with a brilliant 3 simultaneous new story releases, and while I'm not releasing quite as much brand new stuff, I still managed to top it by releasing 2 new stories (one of which is 3 chapters in) and 2 updates! That's a total of 6 fresh chapters, right out of the oven! So without further ado, said fics are;

A Pony Named Dave: This is actually my least popular fic to date, but it's also one of my most loved, so I (narcissisticly) pass the recommendations on to those of you who haven't read it yet. Snarky, sarcastic, cynisim at it's best.

Rainbow Spongebob Prime and the Attention-Grabbing Title: If you thought this was dead, I don't blame you, but you're wrong. The bane of my existence is back by popular demand with another chapter after a full year on hiatus. (Alright I lied. I really have no idea how to proceed with this one.)

'Till the end of our days: It wouldn't be my work without at least one sad story. Granny Smith is in the hospital. I won't spoil the ending, but I think you all know where this is going.

Sins of a Species: Replacing The Elements of Unity as my magnum opus, this sci-fi fic has been in the works for over a year now. It'll probably update very slowly, but I put my heart and soul into it and really took some risks. I hope they pay off. (Edit: They didn't. )