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Chuckward


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18th
2013

ugh · 7:50pm Jun 18th, 2013

I feel like Twilight actually has some terrible form of mental condition, and that's why she sings so much(this applies to the rest of the mane six)

The other ponies make up a chorus on the spot because they want to be supportive.

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I think it's just that they were all heavily molested when young.

That would explain Celestia Singing.

It's the background ponies that are the true heroes. They should get the bra-shaped 7th element of harmony. The element of support.

1152505
Think about how long Celestia has been around Twilight.
She's probably so used to retard singing that she does it too.

1152507
What great citizens.

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I find their retard-singing endearing (except in magical mystery cure where I wanted to punch the screen). I think more fanfic writers should make the characters sing all the time.

They all just have drain bramage.


Little bastards.

I think her mental issues give her far worse problems than compulsive singing.

Have you seen some of her mental breakdowns, when Twilight snaps she snaps big time. The groans are just the start of it.

1152507 someone start a petition

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Same thing, they made her "queen" to be supportive, just like with Twilight and Cadence(who spent a lot of time around Twilight as well) this is why Luna doesn't sing.

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Luna probably just sings in private like a normal person.

1152533 They come later, much much later. :duck:

1152568 And of course we all know how random pony genetics are.

1152577 You mean The Cake Family right? :trixieshiftright:

1152578 Well, that too.

But Pinkie somehow manages to be such a bright color in a dark colored family.



It's like two black people giving birth to a kid who looks like he was left to die in a bleach bath.

1152581 I see your logic but her coat was dark pink prior to the Sonic Rainboom.

1152642 But it was still brighter than a general shade of red.

1152647 Even if it was still somewhat darker, there was still a jarring difference between her and her other family members.

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