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Idiotcornball


I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

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    Reader interaction!

    So yeah, normally I wouldn't bother making a blog post to advertise a new chapter, but in this case it's kinda relevant because this one is interactive! Kinda. You guys get to pick who wins the contest in the story by clicking the link in the note at the end. Figured I'd put this blog post here so I get the max amount of feedback on it and give everyone who wants to a chance to vote, since

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Jun
5th
2013

So I finally make the featured box... · 6:53pm Jun 5th, 2013

...and it's the worst story I've written so far, one I basically shat out for lulz and boners after seeing a picture.

Of all the stories why that one? Why the one that I put the least amount of effort into? Who knows? Oh well, not gonna complain about free press.

But seriously, if you're here because of the potion master story, please look at my other stuff. I think pretty much all of it is better.

EDIT: So, apparently I'm an idiot and several of my stories have in fact made the featured box before this one did. How in the flying fuck did I not notice that?

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and it's the worst story I've written so far, one I basically shat out for lulz

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I believe it happens to all of us. We could put our heart into something and it will go largely ignored while another work written for our own entertainment gets all the praise in the world.

1126145 Those are the words of God, my good man.

Because clopfics have a +75% chance to make it into the featured box

1126228 Then why didn't any of my first five stories make it in? :moustache:

Well, i also kinda read it and found it pleasant, a bit too straightforward for your usual Style (I still have like 4 Chapters of your "Proofreading clopfics sucks" outstanding, because it needs time to dwell into it, but the Potion Master is: Straight read, not much thinking, thumbs up and on to the next Story.

But to be fair and encouraging, yaddayadda bliblablubb.... i like your other Stories a tad bit more, if that's any Consolation.

mfg NordicAeon

1126322 The Contest did. I remember that because that was how I first found you.
... Sad that dickgirls are what brought me to you.

1126322
hey, it's a plus 75% chance, maybe you just have bad luck. Or people have a fetish.
(it's probably this one^)

1126348 It did? I didn't even realize that. Must not have been in there for long.

1126721 Long enough for me to see it and go "Huh, this looks interesting."

1126816 Huh. Well, I guess I should be greatful for that. (although I don't consider The Contest to be one of my best either. :rainbowwild:)

Uhm... this is not your first time hitting the featured box. I first followed you after "Proofreading Clopfics Sucks" hit the featured box.

Unless you're complaining about "Proofreading Clopfics Sucks" and I'm just not following your post :derpyderp2:

1127097 .... how the hell did all this stuff make the feature box and I didn't notice any of it!?

1127105

Subtle and not ours to understand are the ways of the featured box.

1126905 Well it led me to your better stories, so...
Dickgirls seem to do that often.
What if... Twilight had to proofread a dickgirls clopfic? Not sure who would be the one writing it, but you don't seem to have used the idea yet.

1127208 It would be a logical progression, but yeah, I'm really not sure 1. who that sort of story would make sense for and 2. what sort of horrible writing style flaw would go with it. It would definitely be a good way to lampoon many author's (myself included) tendencies to emphasize their own kinks.

I do have a plan for one more chapter for that story, but after that I don't know.

I got here because of your Potion Master fic, which I haven't read yet (but plan to). I was actually going to read your other work because we may or may not hold the same fetishes.
So um.
Yeah.

All of your stories remind me of what Eris, goddess of chaos, says the meaning of life truly is and it is thus: DICKS!!

1127252 ... I want to say Cadence, but only because, well, dickgirls...
Shining Armor...
I don't think I need to say more.

Not realising that your stories get featured... That deserves the slowest of slow claps.

Which one was it?

3595326 I honestly don't remember which story this was about. I think it was this one, mainly because it's one that I literally made up as I went and wrote purely for the boners, whereas most of my other fics had some comedy value. I dunno.

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