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You Shall Not Pass


I say, "My Diminutive Equine, Camaraderie is Enchantment" is a smashing show!

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  • 623 weeks
    I am a Lazy Bastard – Pony Role-Playing

    What it says on the title. So what have I been doing instead of writing fanfiction, which I really ought to get back to doing, by the way? Online forum pony role-playing!

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  • 633 weeks
    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

    Scootaloo chicken burgers are, at least theoretically, available in German McDonalds. But after weeks of searching, I have not found any Scootaloo burgers and I likely never will, now that I am leaving the country.

    I'm smelling sabotage... It's all Fegelein's fault!

    Bringen Sie mir Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

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  • 638 weeks
    Phun with Phlags with Photoshop

    So, I decided to refresh my mediocre photoshop skills by making some pony flags. Below are two possible versions of an Equestrian triangular war pennant. The latter design is a bit more generous in representing Celestia.

    EDIT: Oh blast. It seems like having a white flag on a white background makes some things rather invisible.

    Equestrian Pennant v.1

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  • 640 weeks
    Scootaloo-Burger bei McDonalds

    It's official! The Scootaloo Burger won the German McDonald's chicken burger naming contest.

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    0 comments · 481 views
  • 642 weeks
    Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000

    Steampunk is now canon! Unfortunately, this has given my subconscious some very strange ideas. In a dream last night, the Flim Flam brothers' machine was renamed the Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000. It squeezed... spiders.

    How exactly is spider paste profitable? Your guess is as good as mine.

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    0 comments · 427 views
Mar
27th
2012

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! · 8:25pm Mar 27th, 2012

Scootaloo chicken burgers are, at least theoretically, available in German McDonalds. But after weeks of searching, I have not found any Scootaloo burgers and I likely never will, now that I am leaving the country.

I'm smelling sabotage... It's all Fegelein's fault!

Bringen Sie mir Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

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Comments ( 7 )

9 9 9 9 9 9 9 .......:moustache:

46683
NEIN!
46699
Fegelein hasn't stopped his antics yet. I was at a McDonalds at the Dutch/Belgian border today, and I saw MLP toys available for the Happy Meals! I rushed to order one, but it turned out that none of the pony toys were in stock.
FEGELEIN!!!:flutterrage:

49753 If you want I can mail you the pony toys. I have two Twilights, a Rainbow Dash, and a Fluttershy, but seeing as my fellow soldiers ride in my ar every so often during drill weekend, I can't risk being found out quite yet. Besides I've got some blindbag ponies. Want the Mickey D's toys?

49753

FEGELEIN!!!!

49758
Sorry about the late response – I've been on the trail (well, train tracks, I guess) and haven't had the time to visit the site.
Thanks for the offer; I'll consider it.
65850
Ich will Fegelein sehen! SOFORT!

ja ich ist adolf hitler. fegelein ist arseloch

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