• Member Since 7th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen Feb 25th, 2018

TheAussieBlue


I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

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  • 499 weeks
    I HAD A STROKE!

    No seriously! A full on stroke. Went to hospital and everything.

    Was not fun.

    Also, strokes tend not to have as much flailing as you'd think. More like twitching uncontrollably.

    But I'm okay now! Mostly.

    4 comments · 585 views
  • 523 weeks
    Why Are Things Taking So Long?

    "Hey, Aussie? When you gonna be done with a new chapter of The Virginal Princess?"

    "Silence Penultimo, my work as El Presidente is never done! Stupid protests..."

    "My... My name isn't Penultimo..."

    So, yeah, I bought me some Tropico 4 and 5, and now I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT! Stupid sizzling Latino beats.

    0 comments · 449 views
  • 532 weeks
    Difficulties With Low Brow Humour

    I am amazed at how hard it is to come up with innuendo jokes, and have situations where there can be massive misunderstandings which lead to funny situations.

    I'm kind of running out... though I wonder if I can stretch it out with carpet cleaning.

    1 comments · 442 views
  • 541 weeks
    I Am Not Dead; New Story In Works.

    The biggest problem that Twilight is facing was that Stan Johnson, the security chief, was insane.

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    1 comments · 478 views
  • 551 weeks
    Invasion of The Spider People

    The sun sat still in the sky, beating down with harsh heat onto brown dirt plains strewn with small boulders. Long green trees made up of a single trunk/leaf stretched up in thousands, hundreds of thousands, into the sky. Nestled in the shadows of two great, four legged shapes was a small compound. The compound stretched for some distance, and every space not filled with buildings and runways,

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May
25th
2013

Holdays!!! · 10:44am May 25th, 2013

Tomorrow morning (Sunday) I'm getting up at 6. AM and going on holiday for TWO WEEKS!

Now by the time you leave any messages or whatev's I'll be long gone. Just so you know.

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Comments ( 1 )

T_T. Well, have a fun time on your trip!

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