I Am Not Dead; New Story In Works.

The biggest problem that Twilight is facing was that Stan Johnson, the security chief, was insane.

Stan Johnson Believed in America. Not just believed, but actually Believed, which is very embarrassing when it happens in a family. He stood up every morning and saluted the American flag, as any sane and patriotic man would do. He was a true blooded American, not like those who argued about the country. He Believed in justice, liberty, and freedom, the true American way. It didn’t matter who the President was, because he was the President and had therefore been elected in the fair and just system that was democracy. Stan would serve in the best interests of the people as was his duty as a member of the secret service that safeguarded the president of the glorious and wonderful United States of America. And when he went to bed after a long and satisfying job protecting democracy he saluted the American flag, cuddled up with his American Bald Eagle Plushie underneath his American blankets and dreamed American dreams.

Stan Johnson could think in italics.

Such people bear watching, preferably from a safe distance.

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[toafan]

I detect pratchetian influences