That Awkward Moment When You Wrote An Entire Chapter About a Horse Making Coffee · 7:03pm May 16th, 2013
Well, chapter two of "Lewis, We're Going to Save the World" is out, and its the silliest thing I've ever written. Heres an excerpt. (pretty sure thats how its spelt)
Sips stood at a coffee maker, full and empty mugs of steaming drinks litterimg the counter before him. The earth pony mashed his hoof against a panel of buttons, and the machine started making a drink. After a moment, the buzzing and whirring stopped, and Sips picked up the cup. Looking inside, he snarled and put it on the counter forcefully. He put in a new cup, and mashed the buttons again. Lewis watched this process repeat two more times before stepping in.
"Sips? What are you doing?" He asked cautiously. Sips turned his head to look at Lewis, who reeled back in shock. Sips's grey eyes were wide open, pupils shrunk to pinpoints, red lines of blood creating a grotesque spider's web in his eyes. Various stains of different colors adorned his muzzle, brown, orange, grey, black, even blue.
"Making coffee..." Sips replied in a hushed voice. He turned back to the machine, and sighed, hanging his head. "I had it before. The perfect cup of coffee. Perfect. And now I can't make it. I've tried to press the same seven buttons twenty-five times, and it won't work..." He sat down abruptly, collapsing to the ground, a forlorn look upon his face
There you go.
Link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/96191/2/lewis-were-going-to-save-the-world/coffee
