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hannahs98


American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

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  • 521 weeks
    WHAT TO HECK IS A SWEET 16

    Howdy all you hooligans, visitors, loyal followers, passerbyers!

    Finally, I can smell the sweet 16 in the air, and let me tell you, it smells like sweaty teenagers who are lusting for pizza and sex. Today, I become one of them. HOOAH!

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    17 comments · 695 views
  • 559 weeks
    It's finally time!

    [pointless blog]
    [waste of your time]

    Do you guys know what day it is today?

    September 1st.

    But not just September the 1st. Also,

    S e p t e m b e r m o t h e r f u c k i n g f i r s t.

    ¿¡¿¡¡¡¿¡¡¿¿¿ ʇsɹıɟ ɹǝqɯǝʇdǝs ʇnoqɐ ןɐıɔǝds os s,ʇɐɥʍ ʇnq

    Guys. Guys. Guys.

    Today is the day we go back to the promised land.

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    20 comments · 504 views
  • 560 weeks
    A List of Pet Peeves (starring David Ten-inch) - a result of boredom

    Hm, perhaps the title was a bit misleading. I absolutely do, in fact, love him to pieces.

    Is there a point to this blog?

    The answer is simple. Hell no. (When do my blogs ever having points to them anyways?)

    But I will provide a list of my pet peeves for future reference.

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    28 comments · 820 views
  • 565 weeks
    SDCC mlp season 4 early sneak preview!

    Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers

    Check it! :pinkiehappy:

    Oh man, I'm hella excited for this. It's going to be great!

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    5 comments · 576 views
  • 578 weeks
    How to: Save your ass when emailing a research paper you didn't do.

    Have you been procrastinating on writing a paper because you were too busy playing Bioshock Infinite?

    Watching and re-watching episodes of poni/(insert random show name here) and Doctor Who?

    Doing things that you definitely weren't supposed to?

    Damn right, you were.

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    18 comments · 664 views
Apr
11th
2013

Want to write? · 3:55am Apr 11th, 2013

Gone 4 days, and almost 600 messages. Wonderful. :facehoof:

This week has been a low for 2013. Wake up, sneeze, pour myself out of bed, sneeze again, blow nose, feel sorry for myself, crawl back in bed.

Being sick sure has its highlights. Thank you, cold weather.


Anyways, the real point of the blog: Tumblr.

Actually, I've learned a lot from it. This one is about getting a fiction started.

Anon asks:

Do you have any advice at all for us common-folk on how to master words and expressions like you?

Answer:

read like a motherfucker. don’t learn from your betters, just inhale them. imprint rhythms and chokeholds and things-that-shoot-up-your-spine into your fingertips. read how romance novels create characters so vivid you want to fuck them and have them be fucked. read brutal minimalism and extravagant prose. read children’s books to remember about wonder and post-modernists to remember about freedom. read because at some point you will be so full with the consumption of language you will need to start pouring it back out again.

write like an asshole. write things when you’ve stayed up so late you are delirious. write when you’re drunk. write when a song has made you feel catastrophic. write when you’re famished. write when you’re spitting mad. write so you don’t curl up in the bottom of a shower and sob. write when people have torn strips off you. write when you’re high on adrenaline. write because there’s a monster on your back and you need to make it real and separate from your soul. eventually, you will not need any of these props to make you brave enough.

seriously. that’s it.

Enjoy this. Live by this. Inhale this like it's the best drug in the world.


And now, I think I'll just go choke on some hot tea. And drown myself in my sorrows (and hot tea).

Then I think I'll fall asleep and wake up when I'm old enough to go to a pony con.

Yes, I think that would be brilliant.

If you need me, I'll be curled up into a sniveling little miserable ball in a corner.

See you on the other side!

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Comments ( 19 )

998659 A bit before we last talked on Skype. Oh! And I got rained on this morning too, so it's a fair bet that I'm losing my voice. :derpytongue2:

Maybe we can Skype talk again next week. Busy rest of week & weekend.

I seriously need to stop writing between the hours of 1am to 6am :facehoof:
And I should write more :trollestia:
Here's to Writing!

Edit: Waking up to a massive snowstorm, woohoo Springtime!

998668
You have Skype? You need to add me on skypyppye!

Want to Write?

Pfft, no! Who wants to do that here? :trollestia:

Seriously, though, I suppose that's great advice. :pinkiesmile:

And sorry for your being sick. :fluttershysad:

We got snowed on today, as a matter of fact. Hooah for that wonderful springtime weather, eh?

You are very inspirational, you know that?

Sorry to hear you're sick again :fluttershysad: but at least it's not as bad as the last time, right?

Well I hope you get better soon :pinkiesmile: Get some rest and take care.

I'd make you soup if I could. Get well soon.

Or I'll send the Pinkie...

If you need me, I'll be curled up into a sniveling little miserable ball in a corner.

I imagined a little blue ball of fur with a teary eyed expression and big puppy dog eyes that was crying.

It was adorable...I wanted to hold it and tell it everything was ok. :fluttershysad:

Then I realized it was a metaphor for you. :ajsmug:

And I wrote another quote.

"Imagination makes sad tales sadder." - BioChemicalWolfGear

998689 Sure! :twilightsmile: Mine's hannahs98. Come find me! :pinkiehappy:

998854 What a lovely winter we're having this spring. :trollestia:

998907 Thank you so much! :pinkiehappy::heart: This really, really means a lot to me.(:

998975 Thank you! :yay: I'll try!

999285 D'awww. :twilightsmile: C'mere, you.:twilightsheepish:

1001141
No problem. Its mainly since I got a lot of ideas, but I have trouble stringing a plot together between Point A and B.
And a combination of procrastination, low self esteem, and a tiny ego makes me afraid of asking for help.

Hope you feel better soon, if not sooner!
1001233
You wouldn't believe how many others are in that exact same position, and most of us are more than happy to give each other a hand with it. Never worry about asking for help around here.:twilightsheepish:

gone 4 days, and you get 600 messages? I'm gone 2 months and get nothing...

Oh well... thats life in basic training.

1001233 Pffft, you can always ask me for help! You can PM me and I can try to help with your story ideas! :twilightsmile:

1002268
Uhhhh. Here as in...where?
I don't got the nerve to go around asking random people.

1003767
Here as in the site. Do a quick search in groups and you will find plenty of little communities setup within the main one which are specifically dedicated to helping people put their stories together and generally overcome their sense of uncertainty.

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