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HeartTortoisePigeonDog


“Life is what we make of it. Travel is the traveler. What we see isn't what we see but what we are.”

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    .

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Mar
22nd
2013

Cheerilee, Why You In Mah Head?! · 11:36pm Mar 22nd, 2013

And you two! Diamond Tiara and Fiddles, help me write. You need more love!:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

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Comments ( 58 )

the real question is...

why are you complaining?:trixieshiftright:

Because Cheerilee is one of the best Earth Ponies, as is Fiddle. Diamond Tiara is like, 11 on the list of all the Earth Ponies, including the Crystal ponies.

diamond tiara isn't worst pony.....i think we can all agree unanimously who is worst pony

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939331Yes, yes. Quite. Indeed. D'accord. Si. Oui. Da.:moustache:

Welp, that's a lot of pictures.

939336 celestia should just die already. And if not die, twilight should at least usurp the throne with Luna

939387In the documentary, Lauren Faust said she had originally imagined Twilight taking over as ruler of Equestria one day. Maybe the current writers are working toward that as well:rainbowderp:

EDIT: We're talking about Twi as worst pony, right? I mean, who'd wanna kill Celestia?:trollestia:

Fiddlesticks Alicorn, go!

939928We need it! And yet.... She's too awesome to become an alicorn, n'est-ce pas?:rainbowdetermined2::trixieshiftright::yay:

939933
She needs to get orally serviced by the princesses?

939886
bitch, twi is BEST pony:twilightangry2:

celestia is worst pony:flutterrage:


but...fun fact right there:rainbowderp:.....but i doubt it would happen *ahem*kidsshow*ahem*
and even if they did make her do it...it would all go wrong and celestia would just go back to being ruler:ajbemused:

although....a man can hope can't he?:trixieshiftright:

940129
^ this

940133Unless Celestia "died" in the most kids' show way possible:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

940129:trixieshiftright::pinkiehappy:....:rainbowhuh:....:ajsmug:

940733I am unsure what's going on anymore. Whose speading em? Celestia? Fiddles?
Have some art.:heart:
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940744
You can be Fiddles, I'll be the Princesses, now spread em~ :heart:

Pretty art. :twilightsmile:

940767:twilightoops: Fiddles is mah mare!

You can take Twilight:twilightsmile: *pushes stiggerzz who is now Twilight to you*:pinkiecrazy:Don't worry, legs are tied like in Jin Ping Mei.... (do you even get the ref?:coolphoto:)

940786Is the "aww" toward me and Fiddles or you and Twi/stigg?:applejackunsure:stiggerzz doesn't even know what he's in right now:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:
By the way, added a reference in the last comment:raritywink:

940879
*Hug* :heart:

Now about Fiddle...

940905
Not even a little bit of sharing? :fluttershysad:

Comment posted by Showmare Trixie deleted Mar 23rd, 2013

940913:trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft:.... Kay. Just return her by tonight:raritywink::rainbowkiss::twilightsmile:

940919
It's no fun if you don't join in too! :raritydespair:

940925Uhhh.. I don't go that way with other guys. Even if there's a girl too. Don't know: just doesn't work for me:applejackunsure: Sorry. I can joke about it as though I do go that way all day long though:raritywink:

940925UNless I'm completely misreading, and I'm being a wierd pervy, and all you wanted to do was go play music with her together:rainbowderp:

940940
I'm fairly androgynous actually. Some think of me as male. Others, female.
Or they consider me a hermaphrodite.

It's a long story, I'm not even really sure how it works. :facehoof:

940957Okie dokie lokie:twilightsmile:
So then, what's Fiddles up to?

940934
Well, now that you mention it, I could pull out my Alto sax and do that with her instead of what I had planned...

940991[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GaoLU6zKaws#!]

(Aslo, if it's not something to ask about, okay, no answer needed, but if you're androgynous... what genitalia are you born with:rainbowderp:)

941037
I'll give you a hint.
I may or may not have XXY chromosomes.

Over XX, or XY.


941041
I shall click that when I am done with my current download!

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