So I know probably no one will see this, considering I haven't written anything of substance in 5 years, but I found this funny.
In my last blog post, I riffed on a girl who had a Mary Sue-esque alicorn OC. Daughter of Celestia, elements of harmony, yada yada. Well, she's my girlfriend now lol.
Today I met someone at school who liked MLP:FiM. After some talking, she said she had an OC. "An OC," I said. "Describe her." She breathed in, and began. "Okay, my OC is an alicorn–" I tensed, but let her go on. "and she has a shooting star cutie mark. She was created by ther elements of harmony–" "What." I said. "You know? The Elements of Harmony!"
What I did today: Saw Equestria Girls. It was f***ing good (knew it.) Got a haircut. It is f***ing short. Did nothing else until 4'o clock. I was f***ing bored. Tried my computer. My dad f***ing broke it in a fit of f***ing rage. Now I'm on IE7 on my mom's laptop. I can't goto any sites without it going SO F***ING SLOW. There is an upside, though. I can play f***ing Minecraft.
I thought this day would never come. A story of mine was read in a video! It's a reading of Lyra Kills a Mare by TheLivingLibrary. Here's that sweet piece of death pie: