When The Humans Came · 9:38am Feb 25th, 2013
Twilight Sparkle clenched her eyes tight as the light of the day shone through her blinds. She groaned as she fidgeted under her Periodic Table Print quilts she had bought from Bed Bath and Beyond, a Human company.
The Humans. Ah yes.
They had first arrived nearly ten years ago, and it had taken nearly six months for Celestia to deem it safe to let them come see what was here. She could remember the hundreds of Humans, with cameras, flash bulbs, and nearly everything else imaginable sitting outside the Earth/Equestria barrier. She still remembered when they would tap on the dome and shout muffled questions through the barrier. They’d been so curious.
Twilight shoved the quilt aside and trotted downstairs. She sat on her faux leather couch she’d had Big Mac carry in from Home Depo and flicked on her new T.V.
That T.V...
It was a forty inch, plasma widescreen T.V. with expensive surround sound and Netflix. She could even flick on the Internet Browser built into it and surf Youtube. Spike strode past,. He’d gotten bigger now, nearly as tall as Big Mac, and he now preferred to run on all fours when he was in a hurry.
“Hey, Twilight,” he said, “Got you your favourite Coco Pops.”
“Thanks Spike,” Twilight smiled, “Do you know what time it is?” she held up the remote in a magenta glow.
“Adventure time!” Spike cheered.
Twilight laughed as she flicked on the T.V. and raised a spoonful of chocolate cereal to her mouth.
Then it clicked.
She looked down at her spoon. She squirmed in her seat, she looked at the T.V... Her bed...
“Hey!” Spike shouted as Twilight ran for the kitchen, “Watch it!”
Twilight flipped open the wooden cupboards as she searched through them. Domio Pasta Sauce, Kellogs ‘Big K’ Cereal, Thins potato chips, tins and tins of Mc-cain beans, corn, and everything else. Twilight spotted an iron plate at the back of the cupboard.
It read ‘made in Brazil’.
Twilight whirled and ripped the door off her fridge. Master Chef Sauces, Coca-cola, Sprite, Cadbury, brand name after brand name stared her in the face.
She ran into the living room, and skidded to halt in front of Spike.
“Spike,” she screeched, “Everything in the house was made by Humans!”
Spike blinked, “Huh?”
‘Everything!” Twilight insisted, “The food, the drink, the T.V. everything! Humans... they... they...”
“Twilight calm down!” Spike said, his face becoming stern and resolute, “So what does it mean if humans have sold us everything in the house?”
What did it mean? Can you tell me?
humans are good at making shit
864386
took the words out of my mouth
Suck it, ponies! War and commerce all the way!
Whole discussion on this post in the Group... It's a good discussion too!
864473 ewwwww i don't what to use words that where in someone else's mouth