Eggs

When I wake up first thing I do
Ponies
Is to look around for something to view
Pon-iiiiies
Entertaining myself is very, very tricky
Because you see I'm ridiculously picky
Ponies

This hu-human
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow
I'll beg
I'll even kiss you for my dear beloved dose...
Of ponies

You've got to smell them
Feel them
Crack them open
For a great big nest full I am hoping.

The colors and shapes
And assorted sizes
Gobble them all
For appetizers
Pony-stacy

You've got to have ponies
Thrice a day at least.

Lol... I was writing a land before time/mlp crossover (who knows if I'll ever finish it), when I was reminded of this masterpiece of a song.

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[Regidar]

I will pay you large amounts of money for that crossover.

Because you know

I was writing one

But then I forgot

Yeh

[Good Christian Ethesto]

842990 Orlly? Well maybe I'll finish it after all.

[Regidar]

843003 You know the Rainbow Faces from Stone of Cold Fire?

They were gonna smoke some weed with Dashie

And shit was gonna happen

Raingasms and such