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Magicolt808


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  • 547 weeks
    New Story

    I just uploaded a new story and I just wanted to inform you that it is not, by any standards, my finest work. In fact I really rather dislike it, but I hope you guys, as readers, enjoy it and don't take it seriously as a story of my full potential. Enjoy!

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  • 548 weeks
    Questions

    So it seems I've lost my writing touch. Mostly I would be able to write a story in about an hour or two, but it seems I can't even write to complete a half written story in three hours. I need some practice, obviously, and I want you guys to suggest stories you would like to hear. I'll pick a couple and I am going to give myself a time limit. Just go ahead and type what you want to see and

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    1 comments · 528 views
  • 551 weeks
    Let's do a roll call!

    Well it's no secret I've been gone for a really long time but let's see who's here. If you're still gonna support me, reply with a solid "HERE" and I shall love you as much as any mother would her mare or colt. Now of course I have some new faces as well in the follow section so come and join the old party and become a great friend to all the others! I'M BACK BITCHES!

    11 comments · 525 views
  • 575 weeks
    Uh…hi

    Alright guys. This is a pretty big announcement that I think all of you should hear. I was gone a whole week because of threatening suicide to my parents. They weren't empty threats either. They were full-fledged promises that I would end my life right there. Needless to say, they kept me from running out of the car long enough for the cops to show up as well as 3 ambulances and a firetruck. They

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  • 577 weeks
    Let's see if anyone still cares

    Alright guys, it's been a while, but I have a sort of an announcement. While it was nice to get out, clear my head, and just overall relax, I just suddenly got hit with so many fic ideas that I couldn't see straight. My announcement and official news is that I'm back to write for you guys again. Now to some of my new followers, this may not effect you considering many of you just follow to follow

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Jan
13th
2013

I NEED YOUR HELP ASAP! · 5:58pm Jan 13th, 2013

Now that I have your attention, I'm announcing that I am doing a second QnA. Since it was cool to answer these questions and listen to your wacky question, I'm gonna do it again. However, I do need more than 5 questions this time. While it was fun, it was a somewhat sad turnout so I would like to ask for more of you as well as the previous people who asked questions to participate. You don't have to, of course, but it would be fun, right? All in all I think this'll be a ton of fun for all of us so go ahead and ask away! Let me reiterate that any question can be asked nsfw or not and no question is too out there to be answered!

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Pax

SORRY, ALL THE DALEKS ABOARD MY SHIP HAVE NOTHING.

Hmm, got nothing so far.

- How many ponies are needed to drive you insane?
- Can you stand on equal grounds with a pony who's special ability is to use hammers for clubbing?
- can you break the 4th wall with a pinkie cannon or is a Twilight cannon also possible?
- Why is Sweetie Belle best filly?
- How many squee's until your brain explodes and how many till your heart explodes?

I WISH TO KNOW WHY YOU LACK PINKIE?!
....why magic? y u do dis?

I have three questions:
1. Have you ever been hit by a car? In my life, I've been hit by cars three times: once when I was 7, once when I jumped on my aunt's hood to keep her from running over my game boy, and once when I walked out in traffic without paying attention and got bowled over by a Prius.
2. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you threw up on a cop car? Thankfully no one was in it and I cleaned it up as best I could but the fact still remains.
3. We're you one of the many who believed the world was going to end on Dec. 21? I didn't realize it wasn't until I woke up in my pillow fort the next morning thanks to some asshole delivery man.

If you can only answer one, pick your favorite.:scootangel:

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