Happy Holidays Everypony!!! (Also some obligatory question answering and update news.) · 8:33am Dec 24th, 2012
Well everyone, now that all the foolish and pathetic have crawled back in their holes and now silence themselves about the Mayan calender, we can focus on more fun things like Heart's Warming Eve, Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa!! So, I wish all of my readers and watchers a very special Hearth's Warming Eve and I send you massive amounts of hugs!! Now, because someone started this up and I got tagged (by my good friend who I'm going to kill for making me do this) I gotta do some stuff.
Tagged by FlimFlamBros.
Rules:
1.) You must post these rules
2.) Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3.) Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4.) You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5.) Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6.) No tag backs
7.) No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.
ChainReaction facts:
1.) I adore Pinkie Pie in every way, shape, and form.
2.) I loathe country music, but Applejack is my second favorite pony.
3.) I should have a degree in Elder Scrolls lore.
4.) Most people say I'm cruel and mean, but most people are fucking idiotic and they are only useful for fertilizer.
5.) I actually love giving hugs. :) Especially REALLY awkward ones.
Questions:
1) Are you sexy? And if so, do you know it?
A: Damn right I am, and yes I know it!
2) If you could become a pony, which one would it be?
A: Saorin'. Shit loads of pie, flank, AND I get to be a Wonderbolt. Done deal.
3)Which pony would you do? Which would you marry? And which would be your best friend?
A: Would do Luna, marry Pinkie, and Applejack would be my best friend.
4) Broomsticks. Do you get it?
A: I'm gunna turn you into a human push-pop. Do you get it?
5) Favourite R63 (or gender swapped) pony?
A. Shim and Sham. No question.
6) Do you approve of clop?
A. I obviously don't use it for getting off, but if it's written well and isn't just stupid fucking smut that was only put into words purely to express the foolish desire of the writer, I don't see the harm in it. It has it's place, just like any other NSFW material.
7) If Luna came on to you... what would you do?
A. Refer to question 3.
8) Lyra or Bonbon?
A. Lyra
9) How are you?
A. I am 22 years old.
10) Are you a zombie?
A. Yes. Been feeding on the neighbor's children for years. Luckily, parents are quite easy to pay-off.
11) Who are your five favorite writers?
A. TotallyNotaBrony (dude is the most down-to-earth author I've ever seen), FlimFlamBros. (don't get fucking cocky), TwilightClopple (read her blog posts, you'll understand why), Drunk Ragdoll (my good friend, and his work is VERY under-appreciated), and Klabautermann (amazing girl and writer of one of the most adorable pieces of literature I've had the pleasure of reading).Also, KingofSuirrelz because MARY! :P
My questions for the people I tag:
1.) How long have you been a Brony?
2.) Bacon or Sex?
3.) Who are your top five favorite writers and why?
4.) If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, what is it's favorite restaurant?
5.) Top 5 favorite metal bands (any sub-genre)?
6.) What is the one thing you absolutely hate more than anything else?
7.) What's your opinion on clop?
8.) Top three favorite RPG's of all time?
9.) Do you play Magic: The Gathering?
10.) Huggles? :3
11.) Jedi or Sith?
The poor, unfortunate individuals I'm tagging:
Drunk Ragdoll
Demon Lord Inganno
MadaraXIII
RainbowBob
KingofSquirrelz
Klabautermann
clearshot01
Inferno demon Dash
FrostWyn
Jlargnet
EchoWolf31
NOW, since that mess is out of the way, I can tell you that I am writing the new chapter of Feral as we speak, and FlutterDead and MLV's next chap are just waiting for me to edit them. Now, my very fine readers and watchers, I bid you to have a wonderful holiday...
That is the greatest present ever.
Oh come on, why me?
You know what, I'll do this tomorrow or when ever it's convenient. Cause it's one AM here, and I'm really tired.
I got tagged? Damn, I don't even know what that is, but hey, at least it's from a brother I admire
I'm pretty sure that tagging was made a ban-worthy offence, so technically, this could get you in trouble, though I'm not sure. I know that the last time I got tagged, a few days later someone else got banned for tagging...
644514 If so, then I don't fucking care. It's done and over with, and if it is a ban worthy offense, I'll apologize and if I am still deemed worthy to ban, oh well.
645046 Alright then. I honestly hope it's not still a ban-worthy offense, cause I hate seeing anyone banned. Well, almost anyone. There's still... it...
645077 Who's it? You think you'll get in trouble if you say their name?
Go ahead. I really hope sometime in the near future that sonuvabitch DontWannaKnow commits an action worthy of banning, but he won't. 
645527 It is someone who used to make my life hell in Secondary School. Because of him, I almost became a school shooter, and no, I am not joking. I actually went looking for somewhere to buy an assault rifle. He got expelled from the school in the final year before the leaving cert, and while I hate to see something like that happen in most cases, I immensely enjoyed the look on his face when he was literally told by the Principal to 'Fuck off out of his school.' He is the kind of person I would enjoy seeing banned from a site.
645557 Oh, and here I thought you meant an actual writer.
Haha. Still, screw that guy.
Merry/Happy Christmas/Hearths warming my favorite writer/friend!
Also, Black Santa Claus for good measure.
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646577 Thank you so much!
That picture made me lol, hard. 