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User ID: 33,399
Registered: 14th May 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 1m ago
Story views: 18,043

I am the King of Squirrels!

Well actually im a bartender, I work out at a bar nick named "Silver Fox Inn" Which is a old English pub.  I am going to school to become a lawyer, while I sling drinks.

Who is the Best Pony:  Derpy

Best Shipping: DerpySquirrel

Favorite Quote: I don't Lie, I make my reality the truth - Discord

Birthday: October 27th, 198X

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The Life of Mary Sue the Red Maned Black Coated Alicorn

Gary Stu and Mary Sue get more than they bargained for as they must deal with problems that being over powered can't even solve.

***Warning Contains Scenes in later chapters are extremely suggestive***

Contains, love, hate, romantic taboos, over power magic’s that have little explanation.  Bestiality, furry jokes and the cutest alicorn filly EVER (Sorry Nyx you’ve been beaten). Three of the most over power protagonist in history.

And the greatest story arc ever created. (Insert bloated Ego here)


Artwork: IzanagiSinX~ The artist of Conviction

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Daddy Discord

The good guy wins and the bad guy loses, cliche, unoriginal, boring. ~ Discord

It has been this way since time and memorial. Although the line between what is good and evil is remarkably thin.

Sometimes there is more going on behind the scenes than what is told in the pages of time.

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The Dream Seller & the Draconequus

A new shop opens up in Ponyville that sells a hot new product that will give you dreams.  Ash a hot shot alchemist and his draconequus assistant Pepper give them the dreams they always wanted, for a price of course.  

Ash a recent graduate of the School for Gifted Unicorns follows his dreams of opening his own shop.  Baring the talent of magic itself, it was only right that he be judge by high standards that came with it. How will things fare when he finally meets the unicorn he had been compared to his entire life, while constantly falling short being judged as ‘Second Best’.

Pepper loves her father, Ash whom hatched her.  Now that she is finally free of the rigorous duties of being his assistant. She wanted nothing more than to go to school for herself. Her goal? To learn, have fun and above all else: make some friends.

Being a creature of chaos though has its draw backs, especially when she meets a certain red stallion that catches her eye.

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Ponyville Host Club

Derpy becomes a host.  She used to work at Sugercube Corner.  There cant be that much of a difference... right?

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Requiem For a Quill

Quill, a story telling minstrel.  Set in stone for five hundred years, his good name taken.  Set free by accident by the crusaders now journeys forth on with his great descendant Trixie.  What things await this duo as they try to find the pieces of the weapon that destroyed the Crystal Kingdom, as he tries to restore the name of Quill to its former glory.

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More Sad News. · 6:57pm

My dear readers,

Like always I do love giving updates on my status to inform you on how the chapters are going. Well PPP has no even scratched 2k words.  Like in my previous post I recently found out I have cancer and from what I am told I will be having to go in to the hospital and having it removed.

It may be a little more serious than I thought…

From what the doctor told me from my exam is that they found something that might be a tumor.  Ok, it is a tumor but what really got me is it wasn’t caused by melanoma it just a random tumor. It’s almost hugging my spinal cord but is small and is supposed to be easily removed.

Although they are calling in a specialist to do the procedure since it’s so close to my spinal cord.

<<< Great medical insurance. Thank you mom!

<<< Mom’s worked as a nurse and still gets me medical coverage.

<<< Dad worked as a lawyer and doesn’t help me pay for law school. – Cheap bastard.

Anyway I’m gong in again today for more exams.

I will post again when I find out when I get this thing removed. -.-

Your Author,

KoS

KingofSquirrelz · 66 views · Edited 2d, 9h ago

Biography


User ID: 33,399
Registered: 14th May 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 1m ago
Story views: 18,043

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#483937 · 5d, 2h ago · · ·
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You know, I honestly don't understand why you get a bad rep.

#480958 · 6d, 9h ago · · ·
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Weather you are worried or not, as a reader i hope you soon reach the best of health.

Take all the time you need, just be healthy.:pinkiehappy:

#436803 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·
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Yelololololololow

#410565 · 6w, 23h ago · · ·
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I would be honored if you read my new story.

Here

I must warn you, it's not serious. And may upset you if your name is Trevor.

#394916 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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#394856 · 7w, 2d ago · 5 · 2 ·
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>>387532 >>387870 That's not the shittiest day possible. Your great aunt, who you never got to see one last time, dying suddenly, losing one of your best friends, having an already painful blister on your foot become infect, now THAT is the shittiest day possible.

#387870 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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That sounds like one of the shittiest days that could have transpired within this universe. Hope you feel better soon man.

#387532 · 7w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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I feel horrible for you, you had about the shittiest possible day i could imagine, take all my feels

#383473 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·
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I'm not sure what it is, but I've found that your stories have just the most endearing quality that leaves me really hyped for a new chapter.

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