Mar
30th
2024
Pirate News! · 6:31pm March 30th
Some of the more perceptive among you may have come to suspect that I have a thing for pirates. So, you may not be surprised to learn that I am awash in all the latest hot pirate gossip. Well, there is breaking news in the world of seafaring wealth-redistribution that has got everyone's eyepatches a-flutter!
New evidence has emerged about Captain Henry Avery (The Pirate King™), which suggests he faked his own death and became a spy for William III. You can read an article about it in the Guardian, HERE.
Shocking! 
Outrageous!
Who's to say he isn't still alive to this day?
does twilight get some booty :v
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Maybe he's an alicorn now!
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That gal gets all the booty!
The only Avery story I know is from Uncharted series, or more specifically the fourth game.
But it is still one of my most favorite games
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And then Captain Henry Avery took another scallywag under his wing, and in front of a new crew - who knew none the wiser - began calling HIM Captain Henry Avery !!
Then decades later THAT GUY did the same, and so forth... wait... that was the Dread Pirate Roberts from Princess Bride...
Never mind.
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(And hated the movie. 
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I adore the Uncharted games!
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Yeah... I could not watch the movie either to be honest...I tried but it grated on my nerves.
I understand that visual media need to be somewhat different from book or game and viceversa, but but many such attempts go way too far
Maybe he's waiting for a group of plucky teens who need his treasure to save their homes. Now, where have I heard that one before...
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Did you know that Nathan Fillion, who played Mal in Firefly made an Uncharted fan film in his house? He was showing it around several years ago, trying to raise interest in producing a movie. His version would have been excellent, I'm sure! Check it out: