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  • Monday
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

    The life lessons we learned this week:

    -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

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  • 1 week
    Concerning the changes in Warhammer 40,000

    In case you're a normie or know nothing about Warhammer 40,000, I'll catch you up. The Custodes, the personal bodyguards for the God-Emperor of Man, just recently released a new codex, a book that contains the rules and lore tidbits for the faction. In a single paragraph bit of fluff it tells the story of a female Custodes. I won't go all that deep into the lore and fluff of that story. I get it,

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Why Did It Have To Be SNAKES

    This week the life lessons we learned:

    -If you're bitten by a venomous snake, maybe don't bring it with you to the ER, just leave the snake alone and vacate the area immediately. The ER people have tests they can perform to determine if you need antivenom and what kind.

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus

    Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

    The life lessons we learned this week:

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Jan
21st
2024

WTFIWWY-My Love is Like a Red Red Flag · 11:58pm January 21st

Lessons we learned on this episode:

-If you get away scott-free, don't go back to re-crime the place

-If the lock on your door is broken, get it fixed

-You can scam dudes out of money for false promises of sex(not really a lesson learned)

-Don't sexually harass anybody, especially when you're on a flight

-If you sue every woman who talked to other people about how bad their date was with you. you lose, even if you win

-Everybody has a that one bad day and it looks different for everyone, the last story just looks funny and cool because it involves a skid loader

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