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  • Monday
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

    The life lessons we learned this week:

    -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

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  • 2 weeks
    Concerning the changes in Warhammer 40,000

    In case you're a normie or know nothing about Warhammer 40,000, I'll catch you up. The Custodes, the personal bodyguards for the God-Emperor of Man, just recently released a new codex, a book that contains the rules and lore tidbits for the faction. In a single paragraph bit of fluff it tells the story of a female Custodes. I won't go all that deep into the lore and fluff of that story. I get it,

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Why Did It Have To Be SNAKES

    This week the life lessons we learned:

    -If you're bitten by a venomous snake, maybe don't bring it with you to the ER, just leave the snake alone and vacate the area immediately. The ER people have tests they can perform to determine if you need antivenom and what kind.

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus

    Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

    The life lessons we learned this week:

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Dec
3rd
2023

WTFIWWY-Chicken and Mushroom Meltdown · 8:14pm Dec 3rd, 2023

Some lessons learned in this episode:

If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside

If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you

If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list

If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists

If you're going to be consuming a psychotropic drug, ensure you have a sober buddy nearby

If you get naked on a ride at any Disney park, you're going on 2 lists

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