Horsefame Cards

Horsefame

The Official Unofficial Fimfiction Card Game

List of Cards v0.1

This is a list of all Horsefame cards currently created. Horsefame is still in development, and these cards are subject to change. More cards will be added as the game grows.

This is the official and definitive list of cards. Card text here overrides text in any other blog I've made.

You can find the rules to the game here.

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Author Cards

FanOfMostEverything
Author
Card Blog — Pay 2: Draw a card. FanOfMostEverything cannot post a story this turn. Activate this ability only once per turn.
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by FanOfMostEverything.
Forget not that I am a derp.

RB_
Author
Editor — -2 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by RB_.
What does RB stand for, anyway?

shortskirtsandexplosions
Author
Editor —
Writer — Retire this author: Choose 1 of the following; you may pay 2 to choose 2 of the following instead:
- You may post a story by shortskirtsandexplosions.
- You may post a story by Imploding Colon.
- You may post a story by Just Essay.
Space is a waste. Time is a crime.

Aragon
Author
Editor — Energy costs for abilities of the writer are reduced by 1.
Writer — Retire this author: Post a story by Aragon.
Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"

SuperTrampoline
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by SuperTrampoline.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect

Kkat
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Kkat.

Skywriter
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Skywriter.
Loves tiaras.

Monochromatic
Author
Enchanted: Gain 1 Ethereal Energy at the start of your turn. (Ethereal Energy does not count towards your Energy total and is lost at the end of your turn.)
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Monochromatic.
Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

AuroraDawn
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author and sacrifice a card in your editor slots: You may post a story by AuroraDawn.
Haha rainbow machine go brrr

Eakin
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Eakin.

GaPJaxie
Author
Speedwriter (This author may post stories on the same turn it entered a Writer slot.)
Editor — Once per turn, on your turn, you may give the Writer Speedwriter.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by GaPJaxie.
It's fanfiction all the way down.

Dromicosuchus
Author
Editor —
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Dromicosuchus.

ROBCakeran53
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by ROBCakeran53.
Look! It's the author of My Little Dashie!

Shakespearicles™
Author
Jolly — Pay 1: search your retirement pile for a card named Jinglemas and add it to your hand.
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Shakespearicles™.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Pen Stroke
Author
Old Guard — If this card is in your opening hand, you may play it for free. It does not count towards your 1 free author card this turn.
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Pen Stroke.

MrNumbers
Author
Professional — Pay 2: add +2 Heat to target story in the Feature Box.
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by MrNumbers.
Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

King of Beggars
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by King of Beggars.
One of these days we'll form a union.

GhostOfHeraclitus
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by GhostOfHeraclitus.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Horizon
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Horizon.
Not a changeling.

Bad Horse
Author
Blog Index — Pay 2: Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Bad Horse.
Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Cold in Gardez
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Cold in Gardez.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Carabas
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Carabas.

Wanderer D
Author
Site Post — When this card enters the field, you may pay 2: search your library for an Effect card with the Blog keyword and put it into your hand.
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Wanderer D.

Corejo
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Corejo.

Horse Voice
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Horse Voice.

Majin Syeekoh
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Majin Syeekoh.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Perfectly Insane
Author
Deathroll — Once per turn on your turn, you may roll a six-sided die. Target story in the Feature Box loses heat equal to half the number on the die, rounded down.
Editor — +1 heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Perfectly Insane.
"Yahallo!"

mushroompone
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by mushroompone.
enargeia or: the unbearable brightness of being

Estee
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Estee.
On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical.

SamRose
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by SamRose.

Georg
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Georg.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Ponydora Prancypants
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Ponydora Prancypants.
okay now kiss!

Ponky
Author
Editor — +1 Heat to the Writer's stories.
Writer — Retire this author: You may post a story by Ponky.
Hope you laughed or learned something.

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Story Cards

2: Group Precipitation
Story — Anthology
by FanOfMostEverything
Heat: 1
Community Effort — When this story enters the Feature Box, add one heat for every author card you control (Max. 6).

1: Meat and Bone, Sinew and Bile
Story — Horror
by RB_
Heat: 1
Macabre Research — When this story leaves the Feature Box, draw two cards.

4: Background Pony
Story — Sad
by shortskirtsandexplosions
Heat: 5
Unsung — When this story enters the Feature Box, shuffle your hand into your library. Draw a card for each card discarded in this way.
When did music begin? Did it begin with a question? Or an exclamation?

4: Austraeoh
Story — Adventure
by Imploding Colon
Heat: 4
Fly East — While this story is in the Feature Box, you may pay 1. If you do, discard a card, then draw a card.
The morning sun greeted her like a furious torch.

4: Appledashery
Story — Romance
by Just Essay
Heat: 3
Vol. Two — When this story leaves the Feature Box, add a copy of this card without this ability with 2 heat to the Feature Box.

5: Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder
Story — Comedy
by Aragon
Heat: 4
Persistant — If this story is at the top of the Feature Box, it generates 3 energy each turn instead of 2.
As anypony who’s ever met Pinkie Pie can tell you, the line between absolute genius and absolute idiocy is exceedingly thin.

2: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩
Story — Comedy
by SuperTrampoline
Heat: 6
This card does not generate energy while in the Feature Box.
When this story's Heat drops to 0, gain 8 energy. Exile this card.

7: Fallout: Equestria
Story — Adventure
by Kkat
Heat: 4
Megaspell — When this card enters the Feature Box, remove all other stories in the Feature Box.

3: Contraptionology!
Story — Adventure Comedy
by Skywriter
Heat: 3
FOREVER — When this story enters the Feature Box, all other stories in the Feature Box gain +1 Heat.

5: The Enchanted Library
Story — Romance Adventure
by Monochromatic
Heat: X
Fandom's Favourite — This story has no maximum Heat. When this story enters the Feature Box, set its Heat to 1 greater than the story at the top.

3: Rainbow Factory
Story — Dark
by AuroraDawn
Heat: 2
Pegasus Device — When this card enters the Feature Box, each opponent must retire 1 card from their Editor slots. If an opponent cannot do so, you gain 2 Energy.

6: Hard Reset
Story — Dark Adventure
by Eakin
Heat: 4
Well That Didn't Work — When this card enters the feature box, take another turn after this one.
Here’s the thing about pain. Pain hurts. Pain hurts a lot.

1: Dressing Room
Story — Slice of Life
by GaPJaxie
Heat: 2
Typecast — When this story enters the Feature Box, choose a genre. While this story is in the Feature Box, stories of that genre enter the Feature Box with +1 Heat.
Star Power isn't Twilight Sparkle — but she does play her on TV.

2: Mendacity
Story — Romance Adventure
by Dromicosuchus
Heat: 2
Changeling — Before this card enters the Feature Box, you may pay 3. If you do, this card enters the Feature Box as a copy of a story already in the Feature Box. It still enters with 2 Heat.

1: My Little Dashie
Story — Sad
by ROBCakeran53
Heat: 2
Cardboard Box — When this story enters the Feature Box, draw a card. When it leaves the Feature Box, discard a card.
"Give to good home."

7: Cat's Cradle
Story — Romance
by Shakespearicles™
Heat: 6
Shakespeariclean Endeavor — When this card enters the Feature Box, authors you control cannot post stories until after your next turn.
Bonsai — Instead of granting 1 energy each turn it is in the Feature Box, this card generates 6 minus its current Heat.
It takes longer than the lifespan of a pony for a date tree to reach fruit-bearing maturity. And yet, date tree orchards exist.

4: Past Sins
Story — Slice of Life
by Pen Stroke
Heat: 4
Disguised Alicorn — If the Feature Box is empty, this story costs 1 energy to play.
Twilight had come to call the filly Nyx.

4: The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon
Story — Romance, Sci-Fi
by MrNumbers
Heat: 4
Telescope — When this story enters the Feature Box, return a card you own from exile. If it is a story, add it to your story pile. Otherwise, shuffle it into your library.
Lacquered wood. Polished brass. Vented steam.

4: Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard
Story — Romance Adventure
by King of Beggars
Heat: 3
Reversal of Fates — When this story enters the feature box, swap target author card in your Editor slots with target author card in an opponent's Editor slots.
“Legionary Twilight Sparkle, reporting for duty, sir!”

2: Twilight Sparkle Makes a Cup of Tea
Story — Sad, Slice of Life
by GhostOfHeraclitus
Heat: 2
(Im)perfect Cup — When this story enters the Feature Box, gain 1 Energy.
The first thing you do is you get the right sort of water.

3: Thou Goddess
Story — Romance, Drama
by Horizon
Heat: 3
The Night's Poetry — While this story is in the Feature Box, stories your authors post cost 1 less energy to post.
Adorn no tomb; thou need not fly alone.
Beloved: weave one final dream-cocoon?

3: The Gathering
Story — Drama, Slice of Life
by Bad Horse
Heat: 2
Horse Taxes — When this story enters the Feature Box, each opponent loses 1 energy and you gain 1 energy for each opponent.
“And then we come to the water service fee,” Dotted Line said, turning another page.

3: Naked Singularity
Story — Comedy
by Cold in Gardez
Heat: 2
Editing Aesop — while this story is in the Feature Box, stories posted by writers with 1 or less editors enter the Feature Box with -1 heat.
'Evening Glimmer collapsed onto the mattress like an electron falling to a lower energy state.'

4: Moonlight Palaver
Story — Comedy, Drama
by Carabas
Heat: 3
Council Negotiations — When this story enters the Feature Box, you and your opponent must agree on a number between 1 and 3. When this card leaves the Feature Box, both you and your opponent gain energy equal to the agreed upon number.
"But that's the fun thing about meetings like this. Everything's up for discussion."

5: The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments
Story — Adventure
by Wanderer D
Heat: 4
Multiversal Traveler — When this story enters the Feature Box, each other story you control in the Feature Box gains +2 Heat.

2: Reading Rainbow
Story — Comedy, Slice of Life
by Corejo
Heat: 2
Rhyming Verse — On your next turn, if you'd be so kind
Play a story, keep this in mind
with two or less Heat, if you'd be a dear
add 1 Heat to it, and you're in the clear.
In the town of New Filly, there once stood a house,
Though its stature was more of a hou or an ouse.

3: Biblical Monsters
Story — Horror, Tragedy
by Horse Voice
Heat: 2
Fear — While this story is in the Feature Box, once per turn on your turn you may retire a card in your editor slots. If you do, this story gains 2 heat.
When I withdrew them, there was still red under my fingernails. I tried in vain to scrape it out.

3: Chrysalis Works at Quills and Sofas
Story — Slice of Life
by Majin Syeekoh
Heat: 1
We're Out of Quills — When this story enters the Feature Box, draw 2 cards. You may add any effect cards you drew to your hand. Put the remaining cards on top of your Library in the order of your choosing.
“I’ll just… come back next week.”

3: A Demon's Second Chance
Story — Slice of Life, Dark
by Perfectly Insane
Heat: 3
Save/Load — At any time while this story is in the Feature Box, you may return it to your story pile. Gain 3 Ethereal Energy. (Ethereal Energy does not count towards your Energy total and is lost at the end of your turn.)
I opened my eyes, finding myself back in the clearing I woke up in earlier, the sun in the sky again.

4: The Head
Story — Dark, Horror
by mushroompone
Heat: 3
Persistence — When this story enters the Feature Box, you may take an author from your Discard Pile and play it. It gains speedwriter. Retire it at the end of your turn.
On a chilly morning in early October, Ocellus came to class without a head.

4: Triptych
Story — Adventure, Mystery
by Estee
Heat: 3
Foal Questions — When this story leaves the Feature Box, search your library for a card and add it to your hand. Shuffle your library.
What truly makes an alicorn? And what happens if it goes wrong?

3: Silent Ponyvile
Story — Dark, Horror
by SamRose
Heat: 2
Mind Delve — When this story enters the Feature Box, target opponent reveals their hand to you. You may select one author card in their hand. They discard that card.
You must cross the darkness to see the light.

5: The Monster in the Twilight
Story — Adventure, Sad
by Georg
Heat: 3
Banished to the Everfree — When this story enters the Feature Box, you may exile target story already in the Feature Box.
Celestia lunged forward, lowering her horn.

3: The Flight of the Alicorn
Story — Romance, Adventure
by Ponydora Prancypants
Heat: 2
At Odds Pair — While this story is in the Feature Box, on your turn, you may pay 2 Energy: draw 2 cards, then discard 1.
“I loathe you.”
“How sweet.”

4: The Sisters Doo
Story — Adventure, Comedy
by Ponky
Heat: 3
Rescue Mission — When this story leaves the Feature Box, you may return 1 other story card that also left the Feature Box this turn to the Feature Box with half of its base heat under your control.
Some family situations are stranger than fiction.

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Effect Cards

1: Dramatic Reading
Effect
Add +1 heat to target story in the Feature Box.

2: Discord
Effect
Longfic (Play this card into an editor slot. You may pay 2 to remove it on your turn.)
Stories you control in the Feature Box generate 2 Energy regardless of their ranking.
At the beginning of your turn, lose 1 Energy.

2: Temp Ban
Effect
Oneshot (This card may be played during an opponent's turn.)
Target Author cannot post a story this turn.

3: Royal Canterlot Library
Effect
Search your library for an Author and add it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

3: Moderator's Intervention
Effect
Oneshot (This card may be played during an opponent's turn.)
Remove target Story from the Feature Box. Its owner draws a card.

3: Downvote Fairy
Effect
Longfic (Play this card into an editor slot. You may pay 2 to retire it on your turn.)
Stories your opponents post enter the Feature Box with -1 heat.

3: A Contest Approaches
Effect
Longfic (Play this card into an editor slot. You may pay 2 to retire it on your turn.)
When this card is played, put three deadline counters on it. Each turn you may pay 1 to remove a deadline counter from this card. Activate this ability only once per turn.
When all deadline counters have been removed from this card, add three generic stories to the feature box with two heat each and a genre of your choosing. Sacrifice this card.

3: Add to Group
Effect
Longfic (Play this card into an editor slot. You may pay 2 to retire it on your turn.)
When this card enters play, choose a genre.
While this card is in an editor slot, stories of the chosen genre enter the Feature Box with +1 heat.

4: Writer's Block
Effect
Longfic (Play this card into an editor slot. You may pay 2 to retire it on your turn.)
You may play this card into an opponent's editor slot. They may pay 2 to retire it on their turn.

4: Permaban
Effect
Retire target card in an opponent's slot.

4: Jinglemas
Effect
Shuffle your Story pile. Draw the top card from the pile face-down and add it to the Feature Box. You do not have to pay that story's cost.

5: Seattle's Angels
Effect
Remove target Story from your Story Pile that has already been played this game and add it to the Feature Box. You do not need to pay that story's cost. When that story leaves the Feature Box, exile it.

2: Alt Abuse
Effect
Retire target author that shares a name with another author in play.

4: On Hiatus
Effect
Target story generates no energy on its controller's next turn. It still loses Heat on that turn.

5: 504 Fiction
Effect
Oneshot (This card may be played during an opponent's turn.)
Prevent target story from entering the Feature Box. Its controller gains 2 Energy.

2: Lemons
Effect
Longfic (Play this card into an editor slot. You may pay 2 to remove it on your turn.)
Stories your authors post enter the box with +2 heat. Stories you control in the Feature Box lose 2 Heat each turn instead of 1.

1: Unpublished View Password
Effect
Target opponent reveals their hand to you.

3: Sunset Shipping Contest
Effect
Blog (Play this card into the Feature Box. It does not generate energy. It still loses Heat.)
Heat: 4
While this card is in the Feature Box, romance stories cost -1 Energy to post and enter the Feature Box with +1 Heat.

4: Imposing Sovereigns
Effect
Blog (Play this card into the Feature Box. It does not generate energy. It still loses Heat.)
Heat: 3
While this card is in the Feature Box, stories posted by authors under the controller of this card's control cost -1 Energy to cast.

2: Alien Shipping Syndrome
Effect
Blog (Play this card into the Feature Box. It does not generate energy. It still loses Heat.)
Heat: 3
While this card is in the Feature Box, romance stories cost +1 Energy to post.

3: Hazardous Materials
Effect
Blog (Play this card into the Feature Box. It does not generate energy. It still loses Heat.)
Heat: 2
While this card is in the Feature Box, horror and dark stories enter the Feature Box with -1 Heat. Stories of all other genres cost -1 Energy to post.

4: Review Blog
Effect
Blog (Play this card into the Feature Box. It does not generate energy. It still loses Heat.)
Heat: 3
While this card is in the Feature Box, stories with 3 or less Heat cost +1 Energy to post, and stories with 4 or more Heat cost -1 Energy to post.

3: Shameless Self-Promotion
Effect
Blog (Play this card into the Feature Box. It does not generate energy. It still loses Heat.)
Heat: 3
While this card is in the Feature Box, stories with 3 or less Heat cost -1 Energy to post.

Comments

[Wanderer D]

1: Unpublished View Password
Effect
Target opponent reveals their hand to you.

Oof and lol