Caboose awoke with a strong sense of pressure on his skull. He quickly rolled off the bed and let out a loud yawn. Pinkie peeked over the bed and smiled at the sight of Gummy attached to Caboose's head by his toothless mouth.
"What is it?" Caboose asked with confusion as he felt an object on his head. "Am I wearing a hat?"
Pinkie reached over and pulled on the item that was clutching Caboose to reveal her scaly friend.
"Gummy, my food is not head." Caboose said happily, hugging the baby alligator.
"You mean your head is not food." Pinkie said as she hopped towards the door.
"It isn't?"
Pinkie giggled until she saw a big circle on her calendar. She trotted back up to it and squealed.
"Is it a spider?" Caboose said, sitting straight back up.
"No it's the mailmare’s birthday today!" Pinkie said as she ran out of the room.
Caboose looked at Gummy and placed him back on his head as he followed Pinkie down the stairs and to the kitchen.
"Where are the blueberries?" Pinkie muttered to herself as she started shuffling through a cupboard.
"I am right here." Caboose said confusedly.
"No silly, I'm making blueberry muffins for the town mailmare. They're her favorite. Aha!" Pinkie said, pulling out a small container that had a picture of a blueberry on it. She quickly set to work on the muffins when the doorbell rang. "Oh, she's early. Can you go get that Boosey?"
"Okay." Caboose smiled as he trotted lazily to the door, opening it to find Twilight standing next to Church who was staring silently at him. "I didn't know you were a mailmare! Why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm not... Caboose?" Church asked dumbfoundedly. "Why is there a small alligator biting on you?"
"Oh this is just Gummy. He is my hat for the day." Caboose said as Gummy wagged his tail. "Would you like to hug him? He likes hugs."
"No thanks." Church said.
"Oh Twilight!" Pinkie said, her head peeking around the kitchen door. "Do you mind giving me a hoof? You too Church."
Twilight and Church turned to each other and shrugged as they walked towards Pinkie. "What do you need Pinkie?" Twilight asked.
"I have somepony coming over so I need your help while I work." Pinkie said as she reached in a cupboard and pulled out a large bag titled “Party Supplies”.
"Sorry I don't do that whole party thing..." Church said as he pushed the bag to the other side of the counter.
"Aw, please?" Pinkie pouted. "It would be really nice if you helped out."
Church rolled his eyes and pulled the bag back towards him and opened it. A flurry of balloons shot out and floated to the ceiling, followed by a shot of confetti. Church slowly looked up and looked at Pinkie bemusedly.
"Alrighty then, I'll just ask you to grab some of those balloons and-"
There was a sudden sporadic knock on the door and Pinkie's ears perked up and her nose crinkled.
"She's here!" Pinkie said. "Caboose, you let her in while we finish preparing."
"Okay!" Caboose said from the other room.
After a few minutes of setting up, Pinkie sent Church and Twilight to go check on Caboose. They soon heard yelling and rushed out to see a gray pegasus yelling at Caboose.
"Muffins!" The pegasus yelled.
"Cupcakes!" Caboose retorted.
"I said muffins!"
Caboose shook in anger and his pupils slowly started to grow in size.
"Both of you be quiet!" Church yelled, causing Caboose's eyes to return to normal. Church turned to the gray pegasus and raised a brow. "Who are you?"
"My name is Derpy." Derpy smiled, but it quickly faltered as she turned her attention back to Caboose. "And muffins are better!"
"What are you two arguing about?" Church asked quickly, trying to deter further arguing.
"She is saying that muffins are better when cupcakes are clearly the betterer ones." Caboose said sadly. "What do you think is better Church?"
"I am not going to answer that." Church said. "Why do you two even care?"
"Because she is wrong."
"No you're wrong." Derpy said as she stuck out her tongue.
"Take that back!" Caboose said.
"Make me!" Derpy said.
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Church yelled, causing Derpy and Caboose to shrink down and stare at him. "Jesus, it's like you're both six."
"I'm way older tha-"
"Shut. It. Caboose." Church said as he took a deep breath and let out a sigh.
Pinkie came out of the kitchen with a fresh tray of blueberry muffins that she placed on the table. The delicious smell quickly filled the room and surprisingly calmed Church down.
"What's everypony talking about?" Pinkie asked as she placed a muffin on a plate and gave it to Derpy.
"They're arguing about muffins and cupcakes." Twilight said.
"Ohh, that's a toughie." Pinkie said, scratching her head. "I really like cupcakes, but muffins have such a great taste too."
"Please don't encourage them." Church groaned.
"What about a muffcake?" Pinkie asked quickly.
"That sounds like the greatest thing ever!" Caboose exclaimed as he jumped up and down in excitement. "I want one!"
"We should have thought of that sooner." Derpy said giddily. "Why didn't we think of that?"
"I could name a few reasons." Church chuckled.
"A-are you making fun of me?" Derpy asked sadly.
"Church..." Twilight started.
"What?" Church asked as he saw Derpy's eyes. "Wait, I didn't mean it like that I just meant that if they weren't arguing they could have thought of it. Here's an idea, why don't you just put icing on a muffin?"
"Are you crazy?" Derpy yelled.
"Yeah Church, you can't just do that!" Caboose exclaimed.
"Why do I even bother with you people..." Church muttered.
"Do you know how to make a muffcake Pinkie?" Twilight asked.
"Yes, but we are going to need to get a lot of ingredients for it. They're also really hard to find." Pinkie replied as she tapped her chin.
"That would be the best birthday food ever!" Derpy said.
"I think I got that brain thing." Caboose exclaimed.
"An idea?" Twilight asked.
"No." Caboose shook his head. "Wait. Yes!"
"You have an idea? I really want to hear what your brilliant plan entails." Church scoffed.
"It is time to go on the quest for the greatest thing ever!"
I wanted a Derpy + Pinkie + Caboose arc for the lols, but the start is kind of rough.
(And the reason it is late is because I thought I published it but I guess I missed the button )
Late or not, great chapter! Poor Church, caught in the middle of every arguement.
Uhh, I think it will be more of this type of adventure...
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Sir you are bucking brilliant!
I have wanted Derpy and Caboose to argue, and now you have them going on an adventure! My prayers have been answered!
Heh, bout to go postal on the mailmare there Caboose?
Poor Derpy, her ego is so fragile
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Don't worry, I'm tempted to make Derpy one of the main cast for my story and they'll teach her that she is a strong independent black woman and she don't need no man.
Caboose: "Church! Grab my hat!"
Church: *sighs* Fine...*grabs Gummy*
*the two suddenly fly, much to Church's surprise*
Church: What the he-
Caboose: ADVENTURE~!!!
566725 ... What's sad is, I could totally see that happening. Caboose would end the story with that line, and Church would say "Wait, what?" FIN.
oh god... i just read this entire story today and at the moment all i can say right now is....
INCOMING AWESOME ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!! w00t!
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HEY! If it involves riding a stoned Cheetah and being guided by Neil Patrick Harris on a unicorn then by god an adventure is what we need
for a second I thought this would be like the quest with crunchbite and plenty of lol ending to it.
They're going on an adventure? One moment
(Where did I put it?)
Ok.
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I feel a disturbance in the force.
HAHAHA muffcake, tucker is gunna die of laughter when he hears that
Caboose: Road trip! This is going to be soooo awsome!
Church: Caboose, I swear to god, if you say ANYTHING positive I will fucking kill all of us right now!
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He will have to choose between laughing and running away.
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thats a tough one... WAIT I GOT IT! Run away while laughing than fall dead.
Okay, so I guess that Twilight is filling in for Crunchbite, Derpy is filling in for Andy, and Church is filling in for Tucker, or Tucker will be going instead and Pinkie takes over for Tex as the badass.
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Well i'd hate to break it to you, but Madara isn't Tobi.
Ohh can this adventure contain flaming bears and possibly(Gasp) meeting a ponied Sheila? If so then you sir are awesome. Almost forgot keep up the good work
muffcake?holy shit that was funny whats tucker gonna say ph wait...i can just read it.
>"Alrighty then, I'll just ask you to grab some of those ballons and-"
>"Grab some of those ballons"
>"Ballons"
568423 You really made me crack up!
Recipe for the complete lunatick pony: Combine the personalities of Derpy, Caboose and Pinkie. Done.
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CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!
ADVENTUREEEE!!!
Is this an adventure? He he heh... its quite the adventure....
Its 10x the adventure if you go to "The Game" and download the game. Its fun. You walk around alone, collect pieces of papaer on a beautiful night, explore the forest with your flashlight, and assume you're still "alone".... if you're wondering... you're not alone...
And I'm way older than six. So I said yes, fifty times.
That was one of the best episodes. SO AWESOME!
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" lol lafao that Church
PS muffcake recipe http://sarahstufflebeam.blogspot.com/2012/08/dark-chocolate-muffcake.html
sorry here is link didn't mean to accidently spam
muffcake
Muffcake?
...
ALL OF MY YES!
568212 orriganly the muffcake was my idea i invented it on roblox
1145076 I almost peed on myself from laughing.
DERPY!!
2682792 yes. oh, and caboose doesnt get ideas, he gets brain things...and if derpy is here, where is the doctor?
Lol when I heard muffcake my brain instantly said icing on a muffin and right before I got to that part I was like "nah that won't work"
'"Where are the blueberries?" Pinkie muttered to herself as she started shuffling through a cupboard.
"I am right here." Caboose said confusedly.'
He either thought she said"bluetard" or "blue bastard".
Either that, or she called him "Blueberry" at some point that we weren't there for.
Also,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fr_Jk0mp7AY
Say Muffcake the way this guy says puncake
The quest for a muffcake.
Oh my... A MUFFCAKE IS A FFFFFFF CUPCAKE!
The arguement over muffins and cupcakes can be resolved quite simply. Muffins are great in the morning or as a quick snack. They are delicious ad perfect for coffee or tea. A cupcake however has party potential. If you go to a party and there are no cupcakes, its not a party. Its a bunch of people thinking its a party. Muffins get your day started, cupcakes get the party started.