The group quickly got ready and set off for the castle's ruins in an attempt to find any clues that could lead to any of the fragments. Church, Twilight and Spike were a few meters behind Delta who was ahead of the pack while the rest of the group kept a few meters behind Church because the girls were still not too sure on either Church's or Delta's intentions.
"So." Spike said suddenly as they neared Fluttershy's cottage.
"So." Church repeated.
"Do you think those other guys like you could live in Ponyville?" Spike asked. "I mean, Delta sorta seems alright, but what about that rage guy and the deceit guy?"
"I'm not sure." Church shrugged.
"Don't you think it would be better to come up with a plan before doing this then?"
"I'm open to suggestions."
"Well we could ask Celestia-"
"Okay I'm going to stop you right there. I don't want that bitch to have anything to do in my affairs."
"So you really don't like her, huh?" Spike said quietly.
"That's an understatement." Church grunted.
"Y'know, maybe the reason the girls are kinda wary of you know is because you hate Celestia so much."
"As far as I'm concerned they can think what they want and I can think what I want." Church shrugged. "It's not like I'm hating on her for no reason. She treats her so called subjects poorly, and what goes around comes around."
"Please Church, she does what she feels is necessary." Twilight insisted.
"How can you still defend her after the wedding?"
"She just didn't have enough time to apologize, that's all." Twilight said confidently.
"She's the Princess, she can make time."
"Church-"
"Your arguing is nonsensical. I would advise both of you lay this conversation to rest unless you wish to say something both of you will regret." Delta said loudly, as he entered the forest.
"Glad somebody said it." Tucker muttered.
"So what are the others like? I understand that they have larger traits that define who they are, but that cannot be their only attribute."
"O'Mally likes to talk a lot, Tex is a complete psycho bitch, Sigma seems to want a lot of power and Gamma says terrible jokes."
"Okay, what else?"
"That's pretty much all we know."
"So we don't know where they are, we don't know what they're like and we don't have a plan?" Rainbow Dash muttered disbelievingly.
"Exactly."
"I don't think this is going to end well..."
"Well when you put it that way of course it doesn't."
"What way would you put it in to make it sound better?"
"We'll play it by ear." Tucker said with a smile. "Y'know, ad-lib. Wing i-"
"I don't think the following sentence can be said enough. This seems like a horrible idea."
"Of course it is." Simmons said. "If it was a good idea we wouldn't be the ones doing it."
"Hey, uh, I just thought of something." Grif muttered. "What's stopping the AI guys from trying to possess us or whatever?"
Delta stopped and looked back to Grif, trying to think of something to say.
"That's what I thought. So should we-"
"No, this is good. We now have the means of which to capture them, that is assuming they are still capable of doing so."
"Here's an idea, how about we turn back and leave and just let those guys live in the forest." Grif said sincerely. "It's not even that bad in there. I mean sure, there are those wolves..."
"And snake chicken things..." Tucker added.
"And the multi-headed lizard..."
"No Church blew that one up, remember?"
"Oh yeah. Well there you go, now it's not even so bad in there. Sure they might get turned into a tree or a statue, but so what?" Grif asked.
"They will not be stopped by mere animals." Delta explained. "They may not be functioning as fully as they will be, but they are still infinitely more dangerous than most of the creatures in this forest. If we do not find them then they will undoubtedly end up finding us. It is best if we are the ones doing the finding since it allows us to have the element of surprise and possibly end this quickly before it gets out of control."
"Want to know what? Fuck you and your logic."
"I do not believe that is physically possible, nor would I want to do so even if it were." Delta said. Grif opened his mouth to argue, but Delta interrupted him. "We are approaching the bridge so I would suggest calming yourself unless it is in your interest to see if there are any of the fragments nearby. More specifically if you wish to see if Allison recalls who you are."
Grif looked quickly looked around and ducked behind a bush.
"I find your decision to be quite agreeable."
"Shut up."
"Tucker I would recommend that you stand guard out here while the rest of us go inside."
"What? Why?" Tucker asked hesitantly.
"Because we will need someone to notify us if any of the other fragments come back."
"Why can't I stay out here?" Grif asked. "I can totally stand guard."
"Your eye is not as keen as Tucker's." Delta remarked as he began to walk over the bridge.
"My eyes are totally keen." Grif grumbled as he trudged across the bridge.
One by one the group crossed the bridge until everyone but Tucker was looking through the doorway. Some of the pillars that were upright were now destroyed, the vines ad cobwebs had been torn off the walls and the statue that was in place to hold the elements was cracked in half.
"Okay Grif, you go to the middle of the room and see if any of them are watching." Church said, pushing Grif ahead of him.
"Fuck that, look at the place. It's a wreck. Whoever did this is probably long gone."
"I do not believe this to be the case." Delta said as he looked at the damage done to the building. "One of them may be using this place as shelter for the night."
"But why do I have to do it?"
"Because you are the most disposable."
Grif sighed and walked to the middle of the room and began to look at the pillars, checking to make sure nobody was hiding behind them.
"Say something." Church said quietly.
"Anybody here?" Grif called out. After no answer he smiled and began to walk back to the others. "What can I say? I tried my hardest. Oh well, no harm no fou-"
"Hello?" A weak voice said, which caused Grif to come to a slow stop.
Grif turned around to see a dark gray pony came out of the shadows of one of the pillars. She looked to be strong, but she had crimson red hair that swept over her face which gave her a weak demeanor. Because the pony appeared harmless, making the girls think that she was not apart of the Alpha, but simply just lost. It wasn't until Church groaned that the girls understood who it was.
"Tex."
Oh.......shit.
Well Grif, hoped you enjoyed your manhood while it lasted.
Tex... sounding weak? oh god it's a trap. fucknuggets.
That's right, bitch! (Punches Grif's dick.)
"Church took a groaned"
Que?
Awwwwwwwww snap
Well, let's pull up a chair and popcorn and watch Tex beat the crap out of Grif.
Feces will become existent.
Well..........I feel sorry for you Griff............or at least your manhood.
Tex is back?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_RageFace.png FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*que starwars reference* It's a trap!
Or this is the real Tex. Dear God let it be the real Tex.
Okay.......... Well! Grif really is fucked this time around. He is going to get the ever-living shit beat out of him. He is never gonna have kids. Not like he was ever going to have them to begin with.
'Took a groaned', near the end. You might want to fix that.
Goodbye Grif. Sarge will be pleased!
Oh a lost little fil-Wait. Oh shit. GRIF RUN! FIND THE CONE! HE SHALL PROTECT YOU!
Run grif while you still have the time.
Because you are most disposable.
I know Delta's logic and stuff, but...Ouch...didn't even need Tex for that one despite her emergence
703398 On the contrary, I believe Sarge will be angry that he wouldn't be the one to end Grif.
703434 I dont think Tex will kill Grif just his manhood. So I can imagine Sarge laughing and then continue trying to kill Grif.
So it begins.
I have a couple things to say:
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justkiddingbutseriously.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/46-grizzly-nut-shot.jpg?w=390&h=146 we all know it's coming.
>Chapter 117
>Halo 4 at E3
>NO ONE POINTED THIS OUT
703468 That, I can agree on.
I think a falcon punch is called for...
703352
Solid excrement is entering the process of acquiring realistic statistics.
703586 They'll live though. They're main characters. Main characters never die... Right? Right?
I have no idea what Red vs. Blue is, so I haven't read this fic. It's probably a good story for those who know anything about the crossover reference, but I'm starting to find it mildly annoying seeing this in the featured box pretty much every day. Maybe there's some reason the chapters need to be formatted in little bite-size chunks, but if not, could you perhaps try writing less frequent, longer chapters so you don't jump back into the featured box every thousand words? Plus I know that for the stories I read I'd rather see 3500 words twice a week than 1000 words at a time every single day, unless, like I said, there's some reason for so many short segments.
703633
I know I hate it to.
But yeah, it's because I am making my chapters as long as episodes of RvB (roughly 4-7 minutes each). I have asked Knighty if he could but a cap on it but I haven't heard anything back from him.
And from what I've seen a lot of people have told me they would rather have daily updates anyways, so I apologize but it is out of my control. I do wish Knighty creates a cap or something.
"weak voice"
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703652
Alright, not much you can do about it then, I guess. Those last two featured tabs cycle fairly often, so it's not that big of a deal.
A cap on the number of times a story can be featured seems like it would kind of defeat the point of those two tabs, though, so I'm not sure that'd be a good idea. Maybe time-based instead, like a story can't be featured again until three days later, or such. Or give authors the option to withhold their story from the box.
Those are probably all overly complicated though, for all I know.
Funny that people prefer the frequent small updates. I've tracked a couple stories that did that, and I'd often end up ignoring them for a few days then reading several chapters at once, because when I read a story I want to read it for more than a few minutes at a time.
703705
That's what I meant by cap (like having a story only able to be featured once a week).
Giving authors the option to withhold would be good too, but I have a feeling I would be one of the only ones that would use.
*Hands Grif a traffic cone*
"You're going to need this..."
*Runs away*
Tex: "Well... Buènos dìas cock-bites, guess who's back?"
Grif: Son of a Bitch!!!
Simmons: Son of a Bitch!!!
Lopez: Madre De Dios!!!
Ass kicking will commence at the sound of the epic western music
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The excrement is about to strike the aerial cooling blades.
703250 *shares popcorn and soda*
Oh this is gonna be good!
-Glassed
704185
Church: El tanke grande.
Grif: Listen, if your gonna live in this country, you should speak the language.
Simmons: We're in Equestria! We don't even know the primary language!
Grif: What are you? Communist?
Quick Giff, find a cone! It will protect you!
703499
>No greentext on fimfiction.net
Ok,everyone run while Tex is wreaking Grif
705174
>There totally is
705541
:O
I did not know of this.
"weak voice"
*raises eyebrow*
Pardon my German but, Sie werden gefickt!
I've just finished reading this from start to finish in 16 hours............. MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Halo 4's game play was shown at E3.
Is it awsome? eeyup
Dose the Master Chief look any thing like he should? Nope
Dose that make sense? nope
Dose he look better? YES HE LOOKS AMAZING!!
How do the guns look? Any new weapons? They look badass and new weapons all over!
Can I afford to get this game currently? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
k one thing that I will say, this story needs a doctor you know the type that can be given the nickname of Doc or a medic even
704194
damn right
Tex:"Okay...so who's first?"
703250 Brace yourselves, a *yay* whoopin' is a coming.