Spike stepped off the train to the Crystal Empire excitedly. He giggled a bit as he made his way through the station, a high spring in his step. He got a few strange looks, but mostly everypony got out of his way as quickly as possible.
Why wouldn't they? He was a hero here. They better make way for the one who saved their necks a thousand times. Spike made his way toward the palace, intent on one thing and one thing only.
The citizens of the crystal empire watched as spike exited the train, then as he ran through the station he began to change. He grew taller and thinner, his flashed his forked tongue at anyone who dared look into his slit pupils. They watched as he continued to grow, soon he was leaving massive footprints in the streets.
Panic was everywhere. Ponies ran from the behemoth that was once spike as he roared and began to rip buildings off their foundations. He chomped on some of them and others he chucked like they were pebbles, the building landing far off into the distance.
Princess Cadance watched from the palace balcony as the monster ravaged the empire. She ducked as a junk of a building crashed into the palace walls above her she gulped as Spike turned and looked her in the eye, roaring again and rumbling the ground with his steps.
In a few strides he was towering over her. He leaned down until he was at eye level with her, then said only one audible sentance.
"Give me the gems."
A flash of light the side distracted them both, and Twilight sparkle stood shaking of the effects of the teleportation spell. She ran up to Cadance, fear in her eyes.
"Cadance, Spike went crazy with greed and boarded a train to come here. We have to do something to stop him before he destroys-" She stopped suddenly and looked up. "Oh, hi Spike. Heheh. Having fun ravaging the city?"
Spike faceclawed, letting out a low growl, before he turned back and started chewing on the palace.
Aaaand Spike went Kaiju with greed ... a perfect end to a hilarious week. Though if he's eating the gems and crystals, wouldn't that double as gluttony to bring us full circle? Well played.
Pinkie, did I call this?
I don`t remember. All I remember is smelling a white powder.
[beat]
Why do I have the feeling that was coke?
*shrugs*
4582805 No. It was chloroform.
Pinkie, how are you alive?
4583124
I know a good doctor!
She goes to this guy: tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/classes/class_medicred.png
Guess what, he lets me have the patients that die!
4583195 Ooh, can I get a few bodies? I need them for... uh... science. Yeah. Science.
4583201 Yeah... science... Riiiiiight.
4583195 ooh! Does your doctor teleport bread?
4584087 Don't call the cops. I could use the body of an anthropomorphic corgi, ya know. Just saying.
4584092 I never once said i was going to call the cops, I just don't believe you'll be doing any sort of legal scientific experimentaion on them.
Also, if you need an anthropomorphic animal, I have some problems with a Dachshund down the street. Bitch be talking smack about me.
heh. bitch. get it? because she's a dog? heheh.
4584123 Oh, no, it's not legality. It's that the vague yet menacing government agency told me to stop but I still wanna build [REDACTED].
Nah, it's gotta be a corgi. Sorry. I could totally send my hitman over to kill her though. His constant muttering about being forty-seven of something is annoying.
And yes, I got it. It was very funny. You're a very speshul little corgi.
4584143 Well dang. My cousin is a corgi/husky mix, but that's about as close as you're going to get.
and I'm sorry, but building a [REDACTED] actually sounds pretty sweet, why would the government want to stop that?
4584156 Long story short, I'll be able to copyright the term, so they can't use it anymore.
4585176 YOU. YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA. YOU ARE AWESOME.