Discord is bored, so he goes on a multiverse 'chaos tour'.
Discord, the Lord of Chaos, gets bored some times. Tea parties with ponies is fun and all, but some times you just want to cause some havoc. So, for this month, he has teamed up with his female AU counterpart, Eris, to spread some chaos through the MLP multiverse.
(Just a silly 31 challenge idea. Each 'story' will be about 2-3 paragraphs long and be based around one word prompts selected by a friend of mine. My goal is to make these stories a little creepy and or disturbing while staying silly and comedic. That being said, I don't know yet how far these may go. So, trigger warning a head of time. Read at your own risk.)
Discord: "Good evening, Ladies and Germs. Tis I, your glorious Lord of Chaos and Disorder, Discord. And tonight, I am not alone. Please give a round of applause for my 'Sister from another Universe', Eris!"
Eris: "Hello.~"
D: "This lovely Lady of Chaos shall be helping me with my 'Chaos Tour' this month."
E: "I'm happy to help...Though, don't you think calling me your 'Sister' will confuse our guests? I mean we're not really related. I'm just 'You' from another universe."
D: "If they get confused that easily, then our fun just doubles."
D: "Eris here is a peach. Why, she once started a 10 year long war with just a single apple."
E: "Now, now, Discord. I can hardly claim full credit for that one. Even I could not have suspected how far things would go."
D: "Hehe, so modest. You see, Eris here threw a 'Magical' Golden Apple at 3 Goddesses and told them the apple was for whoever was the most beautiful. A mortal prince was chosen to pick which of the Goddesses gets the apple, and he chose the Goddess of Love because she bribes him with the most beautiful woman in the world...Who was married to a king with lots of friends. As you can imagine, one thing lead to another then a War happened."
E: "LOL. Want to know the best part? It wasn't even a real 'Golden Apple'. I just spray painted a sour apple with gold food coloring. No magic at all. *Sigh* So, Discord. Care to let the readers know what we're doing?"
D: "Ah yes. So, long and short of it. Eris here will give me a single word prompt of some kind. I must then use the prompt to cause some form of chaos in an Alternate Universe. One word per day and it must be short. I miss anything?"
E: "I believe that covers it. So, your first word. 'Gamer'..."
The shrunken Button Mash grumbled as he sat on Sweetie Bell's shoulder, plotting with his new 'game controller'. Sweetie Bell is too busy herself to notice, playing some SMASH BRONIES on the couch. Button whispers the command, and the plug end of the control snakes up Sweetie's neck and settling right next to her ear before the mare notices.
"Hmm?" Sweetie says, glancing at the plug...far too late. "GAHHH!"
That is all she can say as the plug strikes like a snake, plunging into Sweetie's ear and wiggling right through and deep into her brain. With a wet 'PLUNK', the controller connects to the brain, hacking the mare's mind and enslaving her to the evilly laughing Button Mash. Sweetie Bell stands to attention and starts to march outside, controlled by the tiny pony gamer with the controller on her shoulder...
Eris: "Brainwashing gamer controller. Not bad."
Discord: "Thank you. In that universe, Button Mash had been shrunken by Sweetie Bell experimenting with one of Twilight's potions. She kept him as a pet all through their childhood and into adulthood. I figured Button deserved some 'payback'.~"
E: "Hehe. Well done. Ok, on to the next one. Your word is, 'Instrument'..."
Applejack and Rarity sat on the porch, drinking hot spiced cider as they watched the sun set. All was calm and peaceful this autumn evening...Save for an odd whistling sound in the wind. The two mares glanced down the road, even as the whistling grew louder. Over the hill, she came.
Pinkie Pie wearing a top hat and tail coat danced up the road playing an odd glowing flute. Before the two mares could even comment on how strange this was, the music dug into their minds. Both AJ and Rarity's eyes go blank, big smiles growing on their lips. They started sway with the music and as an equally entranced Pinkie Pie passed, they both start dancing along behind her, now helplessly enthralled by the Piper's flute as all 3 dance down the road...
Eris: "...Was Pinkie Pie hypnotized too?"
Discord: *Shrugs* "I gave her the Pied Piper's flute. She somehow managed to hypnotize herself with it before dancing down the road to Sweet Apple Acers. No idea where she's heading."
Eris: "Well, not our problem. On to the next one. Your word is, 'Microchip'..."
The tiny ant girl, Annie, hummed to herself as she worked. Hidden inside her host's head, Annie connected her control microchip to the brain. The large mass of pulsing tissues and nerves sparked slightly as the chip connected, wires probing into the wrinkles. Annie chuckled and flipped a few switches on the chip.
Outside, Applejack was walking along, enjoying the cool air on the farm. She suddenly went cross-eyed, her tongue lulled out of her mouth and she started barking like a dog. The blonde farm girl's body twitched as her brain was 'hacked' from within, until she slumped down. After a few seconds, AJ quickly stood back up, her eyes blank as Annie's chip hijacked her brain. The farm girl started walking into the woods, controlled and piloted by her new, tiny 'Mistress'...
Discord: "This was an old favorite of mine. I gave a super smart ant girl a mind control chip and helped her into Applejack's room last night."
Fluttershy could only make a soft 'eep' sound as they swarmed. The tiny, irate Breezies dive bombed her. Some forced their in way in through her ears, others her nose. A few took advantage of her 'eep' to fly into her mouth. They swarmed around her body, invading every hole she had. They wanted a new 'host' for their domination.
The first to reach Fluttershy's brain was of course, Seabreeze. He wiggled into her nerves, pulling, twisting, groping, and stroking Fluttershy's mind. She moaned, twitching and moving under the tiny creatures' control. Soon, all of them were inside her body, settling in as Seabreeze took over Fluttershy's brain, 'piloting' her out of her cottage. Equestria's fall had begun...
Discord: "...Ok, I have to admit. I feel a little bad about this one. Poor Fluttershy."
Eris: *Looks into her big book of AUs* "Oh don't feel so bad. This is the universe where Celestia went crazy after Luna's banishment and turned the whole country into a fascist dictatorship. Basic you have a whole universe here of Nazi Ponies."
D: "What, really?"
E: "Yup. That's totally a true thing I just said, and not something I made up to help you feel better about this. Anyway, lets go to the next one. Your word is, 'Ship'..."
"Captain's Log, Stardate 1052022: The USS Celestia, our first ever fully biomechanical 'Princess' Starship, is now 3 days out of the Sol Shipyards Drydock. I, Captain Pro Tag, have been put in command for her Shakedown Run. I admit, the idea of commanding such an advanced vessel fills me with feelings of uneasiness as we head towards the Federation borde-"
"Will you please shut up! Mother of Me, everyday with this. 'Captain's Log' this, 'Captain's Log' that. You have any idea how loud you are inside my head? Just type the damn report into your PC and pilot me so we don't fly into a Black Hole or something...Ass."
Eris: "...What the?"
Discord: "I turned Celestia in a 'Space Ship'...That's all really."
E: "And the whole 'Captain's Log' thing?"
D: *Puts away a rather familar red and black uniform.* "No comment."
E: "...Ok, sure. Well, onward we go. Your next word is, 'Appreciation'..."
You can feel the soft burst of air as she blows on your naked back. Her warm, moist breath caresses your skin like an ocean breeze on a summer's night. Turning your head, you can her giant plush lips turning up in a smile, her window sized eyes full of love and warmth. Her large finger tips massage your back, teasing your muscles into relaxation.
The giantess holds your tiny form in her palm, on your belly with your arms out stretched, letting you embrace her sooth and soft skin. She leans in, lifting her hand with you on it to her face, kissing your whole body with her plush lips. She pulls back again, only to resume stroking you with her finger tips. Her voice whispers close to you, right near your face.
"Thank you for all your love, my cute little one."
Eris: "Aww.~ That was kind of sweet, Discord."
Discord: "I thought it might be nice to have a break.~"
E: "So, who was the giantess and who was the tiny?"
D: "Ah, that is for the reader to decide on their own.~"
E: *Giggles* "Fair enough. Then, on to the next one. Your word is, 'Cringing'..."
SciTwi froze. She was right in the middle of one on one test with her Chemistry Professor, Dr. Bunson. This was her mid-term, the penultimate test to determine her grade for the course...And all she could see in her mind's eye, was her grandma...Naked as the day she was born.
"DA!" She cried out, cringing hard as her stomach turned.
Unknown to Sci-Twi, deep inside her brain, her Big Brother Shining Armor (who Sci-Twi had shrunken the night before in revenge for him touching her chemicals), was using her own mind control tech against her. Shining plugged the keyboard into Sci-Twi's nerves, typing up the programs to block all of her chemistry knowledge, instead forcing his little sister to only see their naked grandma. Shining chuckled, programing the image to grow stronger inside Sci-Twi's mind.
She projectile vomited right into her Professor's face...She did not pass that test.
Eris: *Stares blankly into Discord's eyes.*
Discord: *Stares right back, just as blankly.*
E: "...That was twisted, you know that, right?"
D: *Nods without shame.*
E: "Fair enough. Onward we go. Your next word is, 'Thunder'..."
The sky flashed, then rumbled as the storm came over head. The Electros aimed into the sky tingled with the building electricity in the air. Dr. Sunset Shimmer stood next to the massive, motionless form of her giantess creation, gulping and sweating. She watched the sky, waiting for just the right moment...And then the sky flashed, a bolt of lightning striking the electrodes.
Thunder boomed as the power of God's Wrath flowed through the wires, traveling into the giantess' body and brain. She twitched and arched her back as the energy surged through her. Sunset waited a few seconds, then shut down her tech. The giantess fell on her back again, even as the Doctor moved to stand next to her face. For a short time, nothing seemed to happen. Then her eyes twitched, and the eye lids opened. Giga Bride opened her eyes and growled as she began to stand.
"She's alive. SHE'S ALIVE!!!" The mad Doctor screamed to the thundering heavens as the giantess creation stood to her towering heights...
Eris: "Ooh.~ Dr. Frankenstein parody. Very nice."
Discord: "The right time of year for it.~ Thank you."
E: "Alright. Your next word is...Oh my. 'Goth Girl'..."
Queen Opaline laughed madly as she grew to massive size, bursting from within her castle. The day had come, and she finally had succeeded in gaining all the magic in Equestria. Now her body grew to compensate for this surge of power, becoming a city sized giantess...Though she failed to notice both Sunny and Misty had hitched a ride in her hair, hanging on either side of her head.
The two took action at once, climbing to the top of Opaline's head and forcing their ways in through her ears and invading her brain. The would be Queen gasped and tried to stop them, but it was far too late. With determination, both tiny ponies started manipulating her brain, pulling and tugging on nerves to trying and take over Opaline's mind. And all of her stolen power was useless to stop the tinies Sunny and Misty took control of the Evil Queen's body...
Eris: "Ah, a small dip into the Next Gen?~"
Discord: "I mean why not?~ Besides, miss 'Dark Alicorn Queen' needed a reality check. A world where only one self important pony holds all the magic to herself? Can you imagine a more boring place to live?"
Rarity and AJ stood side by side, each with a brand new Bluetooth device in their left ears. The two friends stood there, watching Sci-Twi and Sunset connect wires into their newest invention. The two brains smile brightly as the device lights up, giving the all clear signal.
"Ok, all ready." Sci-Twi says, starting the device up.
"If this works, the devices in your ears will create their own Bluetooth signals. Ready to go?" Sunset asks
Rarity nods, looking bored while AJ gives the thumbs up. Sunset nods and flips the switch...and then all Hell breaks loose. Both girls shiver and shake as the Bluetooth devices shock their brains, both blacking out for a split second before coming back. The device shorts out and the shock ends.
"Dude. What the heck?" AJ speaks from Rarity's body.
"My body!" Rarity screams from AppleJack's body.
"Oh, that's not good." Sci-Twi says, eyes moving from the brain swapped girls to the now broken box.
"D-Don't worry. I can fix this...in a few hours..." Sunset says, even as Rarity and AJ glare at her and Twilight.
This was going to be a long weekend...
Eris: "Brain swapping. Nice."
Discord: *shrugs a bit* "Not my best on. I'll do better next time."
E: "Fair enough. Then, your next word is, 'Fire'..."