Super Kinky story about a Doctor, some ponies, and a machine.
Doctor Samuel Cross has invented a way to make television into real life objects, and one day has an accident where he is sent into Equestria, but an odd version of it where they're all tall, curvy, and kinky all over. Enjoy it! Contains Thiccness, huge asses/tits, inflation, weight gain, hyper preg, and more.
“Finally, after 10 years I’ve finished it!” i laugh and sit in my chair, exhausted. I’m Doctor Wilkins, Samuel Cross. I’m 28 years old, a theoretical physics and engineering major at Harvard University. I spent the last 10 years of my life planning and perfecting my greatest creation: The Holopoint! Well, it’s a working name…..Shut up.
Just them, my coworker Steven walks in. “Sam, you did it? Did I hear you right?”
“Yes! I’ve finally done it. The Holopoint is complete!”
“...You need to get a better name for that thing.”
“.........Shut up. Now hurry up and get the television! Test tape 18. Hurry up!”
He rushes out of the room and gathers the equipment. I smile and hold up the holopoint in excitement. I specifically designed it to look eerily similar to the Portal Gun from Portal 2, but with a lense in the front and right sides.
Steven wheels in the T.V. and plugs it in. It hums to life. He places the tape into the player, and a looping image of an apple appears on screen. “Stand back.” I flick on the Holopoint, and it whirrs softly. I fire at the T.V., and a bright orange beam hits the apple seemingly through the television. The lens on the side fires a small blue laser and briskly moves back and forth like a 3D printer. As the apple on screen vanishes, a real life apple is being created from the blue beam. “Incredible! It works!”
I keep the Holopoint steady until the apple on screen is gone. I release the trigger and look over. There’s a perfectly normal apple just sitting on the floor now. I set the Holopoint down and grab the apple.
“It’s real! It feels like a fresh apple!” I take a bite and beam. “It’s perfectly normal as well! Now, for the testing.”
For the next hour, Steven and I test the skin density, weight, height, width, and buoyancy of the apple. Perfect in every sense! Then, we set it in our patented Age machine, a machine designed to age anything in it by years per second.
“This apple should be dust in about two seconds.” I state before turning the box on. We watch for the two seconds, then five, then fifteen, then thirty. It was still there.
“Check diagnostics. It is still working, right?” He checks the readings. “Perfectly. The apple isn’t aging. It isn’t even browning at all!”
I had to sit down, taking the glasses off my face and running my hands through my long, brown hair.
“We created a way to make produce last forever! This is incredible!”
“We have to destroy it….”
“What!? Sam, are you crazy?! We’ll be rich from this!”
“Think about it, Steve. A machine that can pull anything from television into the real world that can’t age. In the wrong hands, this could be really bad.”
“Oh, God….You’re right….Just the thought of having another Hitler…..or Stalin…..or Bin Laden! We need to destroy it.”
“Alright, Steve. Head home. I’ll take care of it.” He nods, pats my shoulder, and leaves. I sigh and hug the Holopoint gently. My life’s work. My entire family savings. My legacy. I can't destroy it. I’d lose everything.
“What do I do? I’ll have to hide this. I can’t just destroy my life’s work. Ugh, I need a break.” I set the Holopoint on my lap and flick the T.V. on to a cartoon I used to love years ago: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I know, it’s girly, but that show got dark sometimes. And the characters were all loveable and fun to get to know. I’d love to know Twilight, and...no, not this again. You are not going to let this show consume your life ag-
So after the entire first 4 seasons, I start to doze off. It was around 2:30 in the morning or so. I suddenly hear an odd buzz from one of my computers and look over. It’s sparking and shooting electricity.
“God damn it, the circuits fried again.” I start to get up when a bolt of electricity strikes the battery plate on the Holopoint. It starts vibrating and powering up aggressively. “Nononono…” I try desperately to turn it off, but there’s a bright flash of blue, and then...darkness.
When I come to, I’m sitting on a grassy field in the middle of nowhere, the Holopoint in my lap. “What...happened?” I stand up and dust off my lab coat. “Did the Holopoint teleport me?” I look up at the sky, and notice instantly that the moon was a lot closer than it should be. Too close.
“Uuh….Where the fuck am I….?” I look around, and notice a clearing in some trees towards what looks like a…..No…..it can’t be. Is that…..Fluttershy’s cottage? Oh, shit. I got sent into the T.V!? It works both ways?! I laugh loudly and whoop and holler. “It works both ways! I’m a genius! Oh, fuck, I’m stuck here. This universe doesn’t have television or electricity…..” I sigh. “Well, I’ll just need to invent television….and electricity…..again….Fuck, who am I kidding. The repercussions could be catastrophic! I need to get some kind of shelter set up where I can work away from any residents. If they see me, their universe could collapse in on itself!”
I strap the Holopoint to my back and head into the trees. I pull out my pocket knife and flick it open. “I know these woods. And I’m not about to get my ass killed by some chicken snake.” I go in a few meters before I reach a familiar hut. “Zecora. It has to be Zecora. Shit….Maybe just a peek….” I make my way around to the front and peek in the front window. Wait, that’s not Zecora. That’s a woman. A human woman. In a brown loincloth and makeshift bra.
“What...the….fuck….” I decide to nope my way out of there and head towards the clearing again. “Great, so this isn’t the My Little Pony universe, this is some sort of hybrid human universe. I really need to test this thing more…” As I get back to the clearing, I hear a soft gasp. A familiar gasp. Shit…. I start making a run towards the trees again. I didn’t even look back to who it was, but I knew instantly: Fluttershy.
Listen, normally I’d be okay, but I haven’t talked to anyone but Steven and my grandma in the last 10 years. And my grandma passed 6 years ago. My social skills and nerve are lacking. I keep running until I think I got away, then I finally stop and pant heavily. “I think...I lost her….She saw me….fuck, she saw me….This is really bad….” I make my way up a tree, really struggling to use muscles that I hadn’t used in years. I sit on a branch and try to relax. “Just sleep here, and you’ll figure it out in the morning…” I yawn and start to doze off again.
When I open my eyes the next morning, I’m met with an extremely close face of a familiar, bubbly personality I could never miss: Pinkie Pie. I yelp and fall out of the tree, landing on my front. “Ow….”
“Oopsie! Are you okay? I didn’t scare you, did I? I didn’t mean to! Are you new? What’s that thingy on your back? How come I’ve never seen you before? What’s your favorite cake? Do you like parties? Do-”
“Easy! Jeez, mile a minute….Firstly, I’m Sam.” Fuck it. It’s too late now. If this universe implodes, let it. “Secondly, you’re actually pink….”
“Well, duh! I’m Pinkie Pie! I gotta be pink!”
“But, people aren’t pink….and SWEET JESUS, WHERE ARE YOUR FEET?!”
“Feet? I have hooves, silly! Not feet! Ooh, but you have feet! Neat! Haha, I rhymed!”
“Where the fuck am I….?”
“Huh? You’re in the Everfree Forest! Don’tcha know that?”
“Well, I mean…”
She lets out a loud gasp. “Are you new in town?! Ooh, I get to throw a welcome party!”
“Please don’t….I’m not an avid party person….”
“You...don’t like parties?”
“Well, I do...But-”
“Yay! Party!!!” She zips off.
“Shit….” I get up and dust myself off for the second time today before heading back to the clearing. I sit in the middle of the grass and think. Should I go into town? Is she one of those anthro things I see people making fanfictions about? Is this a fanfiction?! Oh, God I’m a poorly written protagonist!! Shhh, calm down….You’ll be fine, Sam. Yeah….if the Universe was going to end itself, it would have already. And I can’t stay out here. I need to get materials and fast. And I need….Oooh, shit….I need help. Isn’t there a mare here that knows about humans? Wasn’t that a joke thing in the series, or more fanfiction? Fuck it, it’s a fair start.
I stand and head towards the parting of the trees, which leads to Fluttershy’s cottage and….Ponyville. Those are some bright colors. My retinas are burning….
I walk through town, keeping my eyes glued to my feet as to avoid awkward eye contact with literally everyone who’s staring at me. “Just keep walking….You know where the bench is….Just keep walking….”
“LOOK OOOOUT!” I hear another familiar voice shout before I get slammed in the chest by something fast and very blue, which sends me flying at mach speeds into a wall. “Ooow…...Oh, Celestia, are you okay dude? Uh….You are a dude, right?”
I hold up a finger to pause her before getting to my feet. That should’ve killed me….but I’m fine.
“Yeah. I’m a dude. And I’m fine.”
“Sorry about that….I’m-”
“Rainbow Dash, I know.” My eyes are still glued to my feet. This is really awkward.
“Really? You know me?”
“Yeah….You’re kinda famous from where I come from.”
“I am?! Where?”
“It’s uh...it’s pretty far from here.”
“Try me. I can fly anywhere in no time!”
“Uh...New Jersey.”
“New what? I’ve never heard of there.”
“Anyway, is Lyra around? Anywhere in town?”
“Yeah, she’s in the Park with Bon Bon. What did you say your name was again?”
“Sam…..Doctor Sam Cross.”
“Huh. Well Doc, see ya around.” I hear wings flap and she’s gone. I hastily make my way to the park and look around for the bench. I only then notice that not only does everyone stand on two whooves, they also have muzzles. “Good God, this is bizarre.” I spot the bench, but no Lyra. Crap. Alright, well I only have one other option: Twilight. This is going to be bad. I can feel it.
I make my way to the massive, crystalline structure that is Friendship Castle and knock on the door. “Just keep calm….It’s just Twilight. It’s not like you’ve had a weird crush on her for the last few years…….I’m fucked.” The door slowly opens to a little familiar dragon. “Oh, uh...Hey. Are you here to see Twilight?”
“Yeah. You’re uh….Spike, right?” His chest puffs out with pride.
“The one and only!”
“Good. Great job saving the Empire. But the Jedi cannot allow it.”
“The what?”
“Nothing. Can i see her?”
“Uuh...I guess so.” He opens the door and I head inside. It’s positively massive, and a little cold.
“So, uh...what are you? If you don’t mind me asking.” Spike asks bashfully.
“It’s fine. I’m human. But not the kind you’ve seen, I gather.”
“Well, yeah. Your skin’s a weird color, and you almost look...dull. Not dumb, but like you haven’t been outside in a while.”
“Yeah. I haven’t.”
He opens up a set of double doors and walks up to a familiar hairdo in a hair facing away from me. “Twilight, this guy Sam is here to see you. He says he’s a human.” I instantly get a face full of Twilight as she teleports right in my face. “You’re human?! How did you get here!? There’s no way you can be here! You didn’t come from here or you’d have hooves and a muzzle like us!”
“Well, you see….”
“Where did you come from? How did you get here? Why is your hair so long? Are you male or female? No, you’ve got a goatee, so you’re male. Why do you look so pale?”
“Easy! Twilight, you sound like Pinkie Pie for fuck’s sake!”
“For what’s sake?”
“Nevermind. Just…..” I sigh. “I’m Doctor Samuel Cross from New Jersey. And I…..I need your help to get home.”
“New Jersey? I’ve-”
“Never heard of it, I know. I think….I think my home is in another dimension.”
That got her attention. She instantly started baraging me with so many questions that I couldn’t make any of them out.
“TWILIGHT!” She instantly stopped as I shouted.
“Thank you. Now, look, I know this must be a lot to take in, but I need you to focus. Is there a way I could use your lab for a while? The things I need to make to grt home are very delicate and require a lot of focus to make. And It’ll probably take me a long time to make...Probably years….”
“Wait, are you a scientist? Or a Doctor?”
“Well, I’m a scientist. But I got two doctorates. Degrees of education.”
She beams happily. “Finally, another pony I can talk to in my language!”
“Uh, human…”
“Right. Well, you can use my lab as much as you need! But, in return, I wanna know about your world.”
“Alright. It’s a deal then.”
“First question: What’s that thing on your back?”
“Oh, uh...It’s my life’s work. It’s basically a paperweight right now...But this thing brought me here. The only problem is that it works through a device you don’t have here: A television. So, I have to either invent a television that shows my home, which is impossible, or a way to open a rift to my home. Either way, it’ll be hard.”
“What do you call it?”
“The Holopoint.”
“That’s kind of a dumb name….”
“I know, It’s still a working name.”
“Well, could I study it?”
“Uh, no. It’s extremely delicate. If you tweak one single piece of it, I’d be stranded here forever.”
“Oh….Alright. Well, follow me to our lab!” She beams proudly as she heads to her basement and opens her lab door. “Hey, did you ever figure out how Pinkie’s Sense worked?”
“How did you know about that?”
“Uuh...Pinkie told me?”
“Oh. Well, no. It’s just Pinkie being Pinkie. Anyway, this lab is your lab as much as mine.”
“Perfect. Well, I think I need a break from science for a couple days. I’m completely exhausted. I spent ten years perfecting the Holopoint.”
“Wow...How old are you?”
“I’m 28.”
“Wait, how in Celestia’s name do you have 2 doctorates and be working on that for ten years? You’d only be 18 when you started all that.”
“Yeah….and?”
“And?! You’d barely be out of high school!”
“I know. I’m smarter than I look, Twilight.”
“You’re like me! We’re gonna have a great time! Do you need a place to sleep now?”
“Uuh….I usually sleep during my work in my lab…..but yeah, I guess I do now.”
“I have a spare room in the tower if you want.”
“Wait, tower? What tower?”
“Oh, I added a tower last summer.”
“Huh. Okay. Well, thanks. I don’t really have a change of clothes….or luggage of any kind….or shoes…”
“Shoes? Why don’t you have shoes?”
“Because shoes are the spawn of Satan!”
“Who?”
“Uh, nevermind. I just hate them.”
“Oh. Well, why don’t we go to-”
“Carousel Boutique, right?”
“Yeah….Did you see it on the way here?”
“No. I just heard of it.”
“Wow. From another dimension? How?”
“Later. First, I guess we go see Rarity.”
We walk down the way to the carnival-esque clothes parlor owned by the one pony I hoped never to see here. I don’t mind her, but every time she talks is like grating forks on my eardrums. But, maybe she won’t be as bad here.
Twilight knocks on the door, and seconds later, Rarity opens it. “Ah, Twilight! How lovely to see you, Darling!”
“Hi, Rarity!” They hug and smile at each other. “And who’s this you’ve brought with you? Finally found a….wait, you’re human? From that other world? How is he here?”
“Well, basically, he isn’t from there either. He’s from another dimension entirely where you and your shop are apparently known.”
Rarity nearly faints when she hears that. “I-I’m famous in another dimension? Oh, my stars! How shocking!”
“Yes, Rarity, it is. And our friend Sam here needs some clothes, since he came here without any. Do you think you could make him a few sets?”
“I’d be delighted! A challenge if I’ve ever seen one!”
“Thanks. But can the clothes not be super flashy? I don’t really like standing out much…”
“Well, with your current complection and that doodad on your back, you stand out anyway. But, a request from a client I can never ignore, so i shall. Please, come in.”
We all walk inside, and Rarity stands me on a podium, where she uses her magic to take my measurements. “Wow….It’s still startling to see working magic….In my dimension, it’s all fake to entertain kids.”
“Really? How ghastly. Darling, what do the, ah...people? In your universe think of me?”
“Well, uh….I know people that write books and stories about you, all of you. And I’ve seen people wearing your dresses to parties. Well, recreations of your dresses.”
“Really? How flattering.” I take this time of idle chat to look over Twilight and Rarity. Twilight was wearing a black, knee-length skirt and a white blouse that for some reason really suited her. She had that sexy librarian look to her, and for whatever reason, the cruel God that sent me here made her curvy, too. Perfect hourglass figure. She was even wearing short heeled shoes.
Rarity, on the other hand, was slightly more top-heavy, to put it bluntly, and wore a long, flowing purple dress and a giant gem on a necklace. Why the fuck did the God of this universe make them have tits and asses?!
“Are you alright, Sam? You seem a bit shaken.”
“Oh, no. Just fine. Thinking…”
“Sam, what do you know about us? All of us, not just The Elements.”
“Well, almost everything.”
Rarity gasps. “How can you know about us like that?!”
“Uh….I don’t know.” I lie. I’d rather not tell them about their entire existence existing purely for children and adult entertainment. It might cause some issues.
“For example, I know about Lord Tirek, Discord, Nightmare Moon, Dawnbreaker, and Chrysalis, just to name a few. I know about Twilight’s obsessive behavior with Celestia, and Rarity’s subtle addiction to Ice Cream.”
“WHO TOLD YOU?!” Rarity squeaks.
“As I said. I don’t know. But I know quite a bit.”
“You….really think I’m obsessed with Princess Celestia?”
“Well, you do feel obligated to bend to her every whim, and fear she’ll hate you if you fail even slightly. So yes. I do. I have a Master’s in psychology, too.”
“What about Spike?”
“What about him?”
“What do you know about him?”
“I know he can be very possessive of objects, and of Rarity, of whom he has an intense crush on. I know you both baby him, even though he’s your age. And I have a working theory about why he’s still small when he should be around my height of six foot four.”
“Well, that’s all true, and no idea about your theory. Does your universe know why Pinkie Sense is?”
“Nope. We believe the same things about it as you do.”
“Huh.”
“All finished!” Rarity beams. “I should have some clothes done by tomorrow, so you can pick them up then.”
“Wow, really? Thanks, Rarity. Just don’t go pushing yourself too hard. We both know what happens if you do.” She puffs her cheeks out and blushes. I chuckle and hop down.
“It’s amazing. This is my first time being around anyone other than my lab assistant, and I’m not freaking out.”
“Why would you?”
“I don’t do well in social situations. I have severe social anxiety.”
“Oh….” Twilight quickly teleports off. “Uh...What was that about?”
Rarity just shrugs. I shrug back and wave to her as I go back to the castle. I manage to get halfway before I feel a sharp pain in my spine. “Gah! Damn it….What was that?” I feel my back from my tailbone up, and I notice that I have one more vertebrae than I had two days ago. “How….is this possible…..I need to get to the lab.” I make a mad dash to the castle and sprinted through the entryway, slamming right into two soft, yellow pillows. I get knocked over on top of them, and I hear a squeak. “Oh...shit.” I scramble to my feet. I ran into Shy, who’s very top heavy, and is clad in a sundress with gold flowers. I quickly help her up. “I’m really sorry, I wasn’t looking where I was going.”
“It’s fine….” She seems to be looking down at her chest than in my eyes. And I’m looking at her hair. “Uh...Excuse me, Fluttershy.” I go past her and down to the lab. “Twilight! Get down here! I need help!” With a pop, she appears. “What’s going on? You ran right through your party.”
“Not now. Do you have a way to X-ray me?”
“Yeah, why..?”
“Look at my spine. How many vertebrae do I have?”
“Uh...hold on.” Her horn glows and I feel a warmth on my back.
“You have 34. Why?”
“I should only have 33….”
“Well, we ponies have 40….You seem worried.”
“I am….I think…..I think I’m changing into one of you.”
“Okay, I think when I came here, the Holopoint mixed the genes of my dna with your pony dna. Not yours specifically, but you know what I mean, so now I think that my body will shift to adapt to this universe over the course of the next week to a month.”
“Is that bad?”
“I don’t think so….But, It’s going to hurt. A lot. What’s the average height of a stallion here?”
“About seven feet tall. Why?”
“Let’s see….judging by the average height of a man on Earth to a man here….subtract the variable….How tall is Macintosh?”
“Eight foot three.”
“Jesus….Okay, so….hmm…..Oh Christ…”
“What is it?”
“If my math is correct, I’ll be seven foot 2 after I’m done. Oh, God….That’s really going to hurt.”
“Is there anything I can do?”
“I doubt it. But thanks. I think you’ll have to X-ray me every day to measure my progress. I want to be sure that I’m not losing any organs or anything.”
“Good idea. Can you walk?”
“Yeah….Is Fluttershy okay? I ran into her pretty hard.”
“Just fine. She’s just flustered. You did kinda bury your face in her chest.” I blush hotly.
“Anyway, why do you ask?”
“Well, Pinkie threw a small get together of our friends to welcome you to our home. And I hope you like it here while you are here.”
“Alright. Well, uh...how many is there?”
“Uh….The town?”
“What?! The whole town?!”
“And the princesses….”
“WHY ARE THEY HERE?!”
“Well, I had to report to Princess Celestia about you coming and how you got here, and they were interested in meeting you, so they came.”
“Uuugh, I knew I shouldn’t have worn this turtleneck…”
“It suits you….”
I blush, and she blushes as well.
“Thanks...So, uh...I guess we have to go out there.” I stand and start making my way up. As I open the basement doof, I’m hit with a wall of applause. As I look around, I recognise a lot of the faces, but not all of them. And I see a banner that reads ‘Welcome to Equestria Sam’
“How did Pinkie know I’m from another Dimension?”
“Pinkie Sense, I guess.”
“Right.” The room suddenly falls quiet as the sound of echoing heels clicks through the room. I look over and see possibly the biggest tits I’ve ever seen. And attached to them was Princess Celestia. I stand perfectly straight and still, not sure what to do.
“So you’re the human, hmm? He’s smaller than I expected.” Yeah, coming from the nine foot tall behemoth…
“Well, I’m nine foot four, actually.” Did she just read my thoughts?!
“Yes, I did. And I still can. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Samuel.”
“Th-thanks…” Fuck, she probably hear me thinking about her chest…
Most ponies do, Sam.
You can talk in my head, too?!
I can. And until I trust you, I will be for some time.
Just stay out of my memories, okay?
I make no promises.
Sister, why do we have to wear this attire?
Luna, he can hear you.
The room had gone into an awkward silence as the Princess and I stared back at each other. Behind Celestia in her elegant yellow dress is Luna, wearing a long, blue dress with white stars. Her chest was smaller than Celestia’s by a bit, but wow. She was really bottom-heavy. To say I was instantly attracted would be all too true.
We can hear your thoughts too, human.
Oh shit, sorry!
It’s fine. We always appreciated stallions who know which of the two sisters was the more attractive.
Sister, that’s enough.
“Well, we welcome you to our Kingdom, Samuel. My little Ponies, treat him like you would treat one another. He is welcome to anywhere he likes to go.”
The town cheers. Celestia walks right up to me and leans down, her cleavage right in my face. “You will sit with my sister an I at our table.” I nod dumbly, all of my focus on her eyes to prevent from looking at her cleavage. She smirks and heads back to the table that they must’ve come from, since guards were around it. I follow them and sit. Celestia sits to my left, and Luna to my right.
They start staring at each other, furrowing their eyebrows once in a while. I awkwardly sit there, staring at my hands.
After a few minutes, they both look down at me at the same time.
“Samuel, my sister and I have a, well, an odd question.”
“Are you an ass stallion or a breast stallion.”
“E-excuse me?”
“You heard us, Samuel. Answer our question.”
“I don’t think this is appropriate….”
“It’s alright, Sam. We won’t be upset with your answer.”
“........I’m an ass man…..”
“Ha! We told you!”
“Humpf….Fine, you win sister.”
“Wait, what just happened?”
“We bet our sister that you prefer us to her, and we were correct. Now we get to stay and monitor you with Princess Twilight and Celestia stays in Canterlot.”
“Wait, what?!” Twilight exclaims from across the party.
Luna smiles. Celestia looks a little disappointed.
“Well, thank you for being honest, Sam.”
“Um...N-no problem?” Luna laughs and eats a cupcake. Pinkie suddenly appears next to me, which makes me jump.
“Hi, Sammy! Are you hungry? Do you want a cupcake?”
I shake my head. “No thank you. I can’t.” Not after that Cupcakes video Steven sent me four years ago…
“Okay! Well, if you want anything, Pinkie Pie is here for ya!” She hugs me really hard, then skips away.
“Wow. She really does smell like bubblegum…”
“What is that contraption on your back?”
“Oh, It’s the Holopoint. It’s a device designed to transfer images on a screen into real life.”
“Does it work with photographs?”
“I….Uh...I don’t know, actually. Well, after the party, I’ll have to test it.”
“What powers it?”
“Here, I’ll show you.” I take it off my back and open the battery plate. “It runs of of a nuclear battery with a fibranius plated shell. I invented this metal to be indestructible to everything but itself. The battery will take millions of years to deplete.”
“This is incredible. We would love to see it work.”
“You made this?”
“I did! My own design and all.”
“That’s quite impressive for someone of such a young age. And you have quite a long time to invent other things.”
“Um...beg your pardon?”
“Oh, we ponies live for an average of 800 to 1,000 of our years. And Luna, Twilight, Cadence. And myself are immortal.”
“Oh...wow…..That’s quite a long time… Um….how many days are in your year?”
“Around 3,000.”
“Holy shit….”
“What’s the matter?”
“In my dimension, our years are only 365 days, and we live an average of 80 to 100 years max.”
“Oh my. That isn’t long at all.”
“No, it isn’t.”
“That’s quite incredible. Do you have Princesses in your dimension? Or other monarchs?”
“Well, we have a president, who’s a sort of monarch I guess. But we do have princesses and other monarchs from other countries.”
“Which ones lower and raise the sun and moon?”
“Uh, none of them. In my world, the celestial bodies move on their own.”
They both look shocked.
“That’s very strange.”
“I guess so… to you, maybe.”
“Samuel, we have a question about you personally.”
“Uh...Okay, Princess.”
“Please. Call us Luna. Do you have a marefriend?”
“A...uh, no. I don’t. Never have.” She grins.
“Twilight tells me that you’re turning into a stallion as we speak. Is that correct?”
“Um, yes...it is.”
They smile at each other. I gulp nervously. After idle chat about their politics and customs, the party dies down, leaving only the Mane Six, and the two princess sisters. Spike had left to sleep.
“Alright, Sam. Why don’tcha fire up that doohickey of yers?” Applejack asks.
“Does, uh...anyone have a picture? Of anything. Just not of ponies. We don’t need to rip the universe apart.”
Pinkie quickly grabs a cookbook and flips to a picture of the MMMMM thing.
“Alright. Stand behind me please.” They do so. I take the Holopoint off my back and fire it up. I fire at the picture and it starts to vanish off the page. They all collectively ‘oooh’ as the blue beam starts printing it. After about a minute, there was a five foot tall MMMMM in the middle of the room, and a blank page. I power off the machine. “Wow...It worked. I’m actually surprised.” Pinkie goes to jump into the cake, but Applejack catches her. “Uh uh. Yer sharin this.”
“But I wanna taste iiit!”
“Ya will. We all will. Whut about you, Sam?”
“No thanks. I’m okay.” They all take a piece, and Celestia takes a whole tier, and eat. I sit at a table and munch on a granola bar I found in my lab coat.
Suddenly, I hear a beep from my pocket that i wasn’t expecting. I scramble and reach in. Mg cell phone made it!? How did I not see it before?
“Twilight, do you have a large iron bar, some wire, and a hunk of quartz the size of my fist?”
“Yeah, why?”
“I have an idea.” I gather the quartz from Twilight and take the wire, quickly wrapping one end around the quartz, and the other around the bar.
“Does, uh...anyone have any kind of lightning magic?”
“I do.” Celestia states. “Good. Zap the pole. Trust me.” I hold up the pole. Her horn glows, and a bolt of lightning strokes the pole, and the quartz starts to glow softly. That’s uh...new. But I think it worked. “Yes! It worked!”
“Why did I do that?”
“Hang on.” I pull out the phone charger I always carry and wrap the wire from the pole to the prongs of the plug, and I plug my phone in. It starts charging. “Yes!”
“Wait, is that your cell phone?” Twilight asks. “It’s one of the handheld communication devices Sunset showed me.” She explains to the others.
“Yes, it is. It won’t do much for talking to my friends, but I work best with music playing. And I always carry earbuds.”
“Ear whut?”
“Buds. They go in my ear so I can listen to music without everyone hearing it.”
“Well, thank you for the, uh...party. I think I’ll be going to bed now.”
“Bed? It’s only 8.”
“I know, but I’m really tired.” I make my way up to the tower and go into my newly appointed room. It had a massive bed, big enough for for of me, a dresser, a mirror, and a door leading to a balcony. There was even a desk. Thank you, Twilight. I set the Holopoint in a dresser drawer and lay down in the bed. “Oh, wow. This is really comfortable.” I yawn, already starting to doze off. I set my phone and charging quartz on the nightstand and fall right to sleep.
I open my eyes in what looks like my lab, but it sounds slightly muffled. A dream. It has to be a dream.
I’m sitting at my desk, typing away at some work when i hear a loud car horn. I whip around, and I see my parents sitting in the front seats of a car, dead. I start to cry.
“This is what was your family, wasn’t it?” I hear a familiar voice. I look over and see Luna standing just outside the car.
“What are you doing in my nightmare?” I ask, a little angry she came in here without my permission.
“We saw you in distress in our dream doorscape, so we came to check. You lost your family at a young age, didn’t you.”
“Yes….We were in a head-on collision with a drunk driver….I was only six…”
“We understand your pain, but it is okay to feel sad at loss. But we know why you made that Holopoint. You wish to get them back, but you can’t. You found that out months ago.”
I just nod silently.
I feel her arms embrace me in a hug, and I can’t hold back the tears as I hug her back. “I miss them….It’s not fair….”
“We know….but all will be well. You’ll get better. I promise.”
The dream ends and I wake up back in the tower, a single tear running down my cheek.
I get up out of bed and stretch. As I stand, I glance at the mirror in the room briefly, then do a double take. My eyes….what happened to my eyes!? They’re bigger, and a really bright green. “I...I have pony eyes!?” I look myself over, and notice I had grown another inch or two. I feel over my spine: 2 more vertebrae. I’m up to 36 now.
“It’s happening faster than I thought.” I go into the bathroom and go to use the bathroom when I notice little sam isn’t so little anymore, and definitely isn’t human-shaped. “Oh, fuck...That’s, uh...new….” I just quickly use the bathroom and brush my teeth before going downstairs.
Twilight is in the kitchen, cooking dinner in her silk pajamas, and Luna is at the table eating toast. Spike is nowhere to be seen.
“Good morning SaaAAAM!? What happened!? Your eyes!”
“Yeah, noticed. It’s faster than we thought. I’m already six foot seven. Two more vertebrae.”
“This is...slightly disturbing, actually.”
“You think?”
“Is there a way to speed up the process, Twilight?” Luna asks, seemingly not affected by my off appearance.
“I suppose I could try a transformation spell, but I don’t know if it would work on his anatomy.”
“I’m already pretty close, Twilight. Can you please? I don’t want to look like this…”
“Alright...after breakfast.” She serves three plates of eggs, what looks like tofu bacon, and toast. Right, no meat. Oh well.
I sit and eat, sitting across from Luna. I feel her hoof against the top of my foot, and I look up at her. She’s smiling at me warmly, and I can’t help but return the smile.
After we finish, we go down to the lab and I lay on a lab table. “Sam, I am sorry in advance for how much this’ll probably hurt.”
“It’s fine. Just do it. Please.” Luna pats my head. Twilight’s horn glows brightly, and I shriek in pain as my spine starts lengthening and growing more bones. My face stretches to a muzzle, and my feet break and regrow into hooves. My legs break and grow bent, like a horse’s. All of a sudden, I hear the basement door burst open as the Holopoint flies into the room and gets hit by the spell. I black out.
Some time passes before I start to come to. I groan and sit up, feeling something poking out of the back of my pants. I feel and gasp. I have a tail. I shakily stand, but Twilight puts her hand on my chest to stop. “Easy. You’re not used to standing on hooves yet.” I nod and slowly start to stand. As I get to my hooves, I stand, my knees shaking from the odd shift of my center of gravity. I’m taller than Twilight now.
“How..how do you feel?”
“I feel….pretty good actually.” I take a deep breath with my new lungs. “Wow. That’s new. Are my organs bigger?”
“Yes. Everything about you is.”
“Did you examine me while I was out?”
“It was for science, okay?” She blushes.
I look over at a large mirror, completely stunned. I was blotched!
“Why is my body blue and orange all over?!”
“Well, um...You see, the uh, Holopoint got drawn to you and combined with you….”
“It what!?”
“The machine is a part of you. You aren’t completely pony. Your heart is the battery and your body got the colors.”
“My...my heart is nuclear powered?”
“No. Your heart is a nuclear battery.”
“Is that bad?”
“Well, no. It seems like it works perfectly how it is.”
I look back at myself. My hair was still long and brown, but it’s back in a ponytail. Speaking of tails, my tail was short and looked like it had been burnt. I looked at my face, and saw I have no canines, and a orange and blue swirled horn sat on my head.
“This is unbelievable. I’m a unicorn.” I have my clothes on still luckily, but they were way too small and slightly tattered. At least the colors of my body weren’t extremely out of place.
“Twilight, The Holopoint had a color shift mechanism in it for cloaking. Can you scan to see if it’s in me? It’s a little chip the size of a thumbnail.” She does a quick scan. “I see it. It’s attached to your heart.
“Holo Cloak Grey.” My multicolored body shifted to a light grey color. “Much better.” They both look stunned.
“You...Wow, you look a lot more normal. But can you only pick boring colors?”
“I like this.”
“Holopoint Green.” Luna says. I turn to a light green color. “Hey, stop that.”
“This actually suits you better.” I look at myself and nod. “I suppose so. Not bad.”
“You have a cutie mark, too.” Twilight says. “I do?!”
I pull my pants down a little and look at my hip. It’s a pair of apples partially fused in the middle, like one was being pulled from the other. “How did it know…”
“Know what?”
“My cutie mark looks like the Holopoint’s first test.”
“You made an apple?”
“Yeah, I did.”
“Don’t tell Applejack. She’ll be upset.”
“Alright. I’m keeping my name, by the way.”
Luna walks up to me and hugs me from behind. “I love how you turned out~” My eyes widen and I gulp. She’s hitting on me.
What gave it away?
The out of nowhere question.
Ah. Well, we were hitting on you before you changed too.
You did? I didn’t notice.
It’s okay.
.
.
.
Do you...want to go out sometime?
You want to go on a date with us?
If you’d like to.
Yes! I would love to!
“What are you two talking about?” Twi butts in. “Oh, I just as-mmpf?” Luna covered my mouth.
“We were discussing a possible, more permanent living place other than here. He feels like he’s imposing.”
I just nod.
“Oh. Well, there’s a patch of land a few yards from Fluttershy’s house. You can have that and do with it whatever you want.”
“Thank you Twilight.” I say, muffled by Luna’s hand.
“We’ll help him build his home, Twilight. Could you check his results thoroughly for us?”
“Of course, Princess.” Luna suddenly spreads her wings and takes off with me in her grip. I cling to her arms tightly.
I look down at the city lights in awe. “This is beautiful…”
“We’re glad you enjoy our night. Not many ponies do.”
“Well, I’ve always been a night owl. Figuratively, of course.”
We land at the edge of the Everfree fairly close to Fluttershy’s cottage.
“All this….is mine?”
“Indeed. And since you cannot use magic yet, we will help you build it.”
“Princess, you don’t have to-”
“Luna. Call us Luna. And no, we don’t. We want to.” Her horn lights up brightly. “Wait, hang on! I have an idea first!”
Her horn stops glowing. I pull out my phone and turn it on. Yes, it works! I swipe through my pictures until I find one of a ranch house I had been trying to buy for a few years.
“That’s quite a lovely home.”
“It is, isn’t it? I’d been saving money to move there since I turned twenty. But, guess I can’t now. But I have an idea.” I keep my eyes glued to the image and stare as hard as I can.
“Um, what are you doing?”
“Trying to get Holopoint to activate…”
“Just calm your mind and relax. Focus on what you want to do, and you will.” I take a deep breath and sigh. After a few seconds, my vision turns orange and the house on my phone vanishes. I hear Luna gasp. “Your eyes! They have beams firing from them!”
Once the house vanishes, I set my phone down and look around. Nothing. “What the...ooh, ow….Headache…”
-Data Stored-
“Aah! Did you hear that?!”
“Hear what?”
“That creepy robotic voice. Was...was that the holopoint?”
“Possibly. Your horn is glowing blue.”
I look up and see the soft light. I look at a spot on the ground in the clearing where the house would go, and a blue beam fires from my horn around the spot.
“I’m Holopoint!? Holy shit, that’s amazing!!” The beam starts creating a real-sized version of the image.
“This is quite a shock. You know, We think that we have a better name in mind than Holopoint.”
“Really? What were you thinking?”
“What about The Composer?”
“Woah. That’s...actually a lot better. Holopoint, input name change to Composer.”
-Name Successfully Changed-
“Thanks! That really is a great name for it. Well, me now I guess. Since it’s a part of me.”
“It suits you.” Finally, the beam of blue stops and the house is complete. It’s a two story, light blue ranch house with an attached barn. It even came fully furnished with chairs, tables, a fireplace, and a few beds.
I excitedly walk inside and beam. It looks just like the real thing! All the way down to the floorboards! I go upstairs to the master bedroom and slam my head into the doorframe.
“Ow, damn it!” I rub my nose in pain. “Stupid door….I’ll fix you later.” I duck into the room and smile. The bed is actually too small for me.
“Well, it’ll do for now. Well, Luna. You can stay if you’d like, but I’m suddenly very tired. I think this house took a lot out of me.”
I wake up in the morning to something around my arm. I look over and see Luna fast asleep on my arm. She’s wearing a thin, silk nightgown. I look down, and I can see her thin waist flare into very wide hips, wider than any woman I’ve ever seen.
“Jesus Christ, she’s thick…” I say out loud. I quietly slide out of bed and get up. I manage about three steps before something grabs my hair.
“Where are you going?”
“I, uh….need to use the bathroom...Why are you in my bed?”
I look back at Luna, and she was looking right into my eyes. “Well, you invited us to stay here last night, but we couldn’t locate the guest room, so we slept in here.”
“Uh...okay. Well, excuse me.” I go into the bathroom and shut the door, clutching my chest. “What do I do? Do I….Should I try a relationship? I’ll have to go home one day, but….Do I really want to go home? I mean, I don’t really have a family, and Steve can manage without me. I...I think I’ll keep working on a way home until I’ve decided.”
I quickly use the bathroom, take a quick shower, and go back into the room. I see a bag sitting on the dresser with Rarity’s cutie mark on it.
“Oh, I guess she got my clothes.” I tie a towel around my waist and go over. I hear Luna scrounging for food in the kitchen downstairs. I pull out the clothes that Rarity made. “Woah. These are great!” I throw on the underwear she made, then put on the suit pants and black, turtleneck sweater. “Ah. Just like my old clothes.” I see a note sitting on top of a wrapped up piece of clothes.
“Let’s see….Dear Sam, I noticed your coat was quite small on you, so I took the liberty of getting one made for your new size. Thank you for the great opportunity. Rarity. Oh, wow.”
I pull out the parchment and unwrap it. Inside is a white lab coat with the name Dr. Cross on the chest pocket.
I throw it on and smile. “I am so glad that ponies don’t wear shoes.” I look in the mirror and smile. I look just like I would back home, but I’m a pony now. And I don’t really mind it.
I shrug and grab my phone before heading downstairs. As I walk into the kitchen, my heart nearly stops as I see Luna working over the stove, wearing only an apron. “L-L-Luna, why are you naked?!” I quickly cover my eyes.
“We’re not naked. We’re wearing our cooking apron. How does this stove work? And what is a ‘Microwave’?”
“Can you please put some clothes on? I’ll make breakfast. Please?”
She huffs. “Oh, you’re no fun at all.” I hear her make her way upstairs. When I’m sure she’s gone, I uncover my eyes. “Do they really have no shame…? I know I asked her on a date, but usually the whole naked in the morning thing comes way later.” I turn on the stove and open the fridge. It’s empty.
“Oh. Uh, Luna? We don’t have food in the fridge. Is there a doughnut shop or something nearby?”
She comes downstairs in a black skirt and a sports bra.
“We could go to Sugarcube Corner.”
“Aren’t they just desserts?”
“Miss Pie will have doughnuts. We have a feeling.”
“And, uh….Is that appropriate for a Princess to wear?”
“We wear what we want!”
“Okay okay...sorry…..fuck…”
“What does that word mean?”
“What, fuck?”
“Yes! You say it so often, and yet you use it in different contexts.”
“Well, uh...it’s used in a lot of ways. It can be to display dislike for someone, like Fuck you. It can be used to display surprise, like Fuck me. It can be used for sexual requests, like fuck you or fuck me. Or it can be used to rudely request someone or something to leave, like fuck off.”
“Oh, that’s fascinating! Your language seems to be very complex. What sort of word is it?”
“It’s considered to be a swear word, which are accenting words to emphasize a certain point or tone.”
“Fascinating.” She takes my arm and pulls me along towards town.
“Hey, i can walk, you know.
She laughs. “We know! Is this not what a couple does?”
“Wait, we’re a couple?”
“Yes! Well, not yet. We have not had a date yet. But we have confidence that we will persuade you to stay with us.”
“Wait, wha-”
“Here we are!” We stop at the entrance. I actually gag from the overwhelmingly strong smell of gingerbread.
“Oh my! Princess Luna! We-we weren’t expecting you!” I hear a new voice exclaim. From behind the counter comes Mrs. Cake, who’s just as cute and pudgy as in the show. She’s very shapely and cute. Mr. Cake walks out from the kitchen and joins his wife. “What brings you in here, Princess?”
“We would like some doughnuts, please.”
“Oh, of course. No problem! Pin-” Mr. Cake starts, but she already is standing there with a baker’s dozen. “Got em! Twelve chocolate glazed doughnuts and one red velvet!”
“How….How the fuck did she know I loved red velvet….I haven’t said that to anyone here.”
“What do we owe you.”
The Cakes shake their heads. “Nothing for you, princess.”
“You are very kind, and we will enjoy them.”
Carrot looks over at me. “Oh, sorry sir! We’ll be right with you.”
“Oh, uh...I’m...I’m with L-The Princess. I’m, uh...Sam.”
They both go wide eyed. “You’re the human from the other night? You look...different.”
“I turned into a pony.”
“Well, if you ever need anything, don’t be afraid to ask!” Carrot beams.
“Thanks a lot, Mr. Cake.”
“Anytime, Sam.”
Luna walks out with a polite wave, and I follow her. She opens the box and eats a whole chocolate doughnut.
“Woah. Hungry?”
“Vewy.” She says with her cheeks packed cutely with food.
“Heh. Well, save the velvet one for me. That’s my favorite.”
“Hey, when’s your birthday?”
“Mine? January first.”
“New Year’s Day?”
“You guys have new years, too? Huh…Uh, yeah.”
“Ours is April 15th.”
“Got it. And I am going to guess your favorite color is purple?”
“How did you know that?”
“Wild guess.” She eats another full doughnut.
We make our way to the park, and she sits on a bench. I sit next to her. “Do alicorns need to eat more to handle the magic and flight?”
“No. We just love doughnuts.”
“Ah. Uh, I didn’t mean to offend…”
“Not at all. Our sister is worse. She loves-”
“Wait. Let me guess….Cake?”
“Now how did you know that?” She eyes me curiously.
“Well, um...Do you want the truth? You can’t tell anyone but Princess Celestia, okay?”
“Well, okay.”
I spend the next several hours explaining everything MLP related that I knew. After I finish, she’s just staring at the almost empty box of doughnuts, deep in thought.
“So, our universe….was created by a human….to entertain children?”
“Well, not this exact universe, but one parallel. This one I have never seen anywhere.”
“This is quite shocking news.”
“I didn’t want to tell anyone because it could cause a massive panic, but I trust you. In the words of my people: Luna is Best Princess.”
“Humans say that? Really?”
“Well, some of them. Some say Celestia is. And some say Cadance or Twilight is. But I’ve always lo-liked you best.”
She blushes deeply.
“We never thought anyone would love us over our sister. We always stay in her shadow.”
“Well, I prefer you.”
“That means quite a lot to me, Sam….Thank you.” She hugs me. I blush softly, and gently hug her back. I feel her mane for the first time. It feels like silk.
“Are you feeling our hair?”
“O-Oh, uh...sorry. Just….Always wanted to know how it felt.”
“You are a strange character, Sam.”
“Thank you.” We share a laugh.
We spend the rest of the day just talking about her life, which I wanted to know everything about. Her childhood, her parents, and the theory about Chrysalis being her sister.
“Wait. Some humans think Chrysalis is our other sister?”
“Yeah. It’s some huge conspiracy theory.”
“Well, we can assure she is not.”
“Oh, good. That would be an awkward family reunion.”
“Um, Sam….May we ask you a question?”
“Of course.”
“Do we...attract you?”
“Wh-like sexually?”
She nods sheepishly. “We thought you find us appalling this morning with our body on display, yet you say you prefer us to our sister and liked us before you even came here.”
“W-well, uh….I can say you’re definitely attractive.” I blush hard, looking at my knees in embarrassment.
I hear nothing for what feels like eternity. I finally look up at her, and she has tears streaming down her cheeks.
“L-Luna? Did...I didn’t mean to upset you…”
“We’re not upset, Sam. We’re happy. No one has ever found us attractive and treated us like just a pony, and not some goddess.”
“I’m….I’m so sorry...I had no idea you had it that hard…And if it makes you feel any better, I think you’re the nicest pony I’ve met since I came here.”
“Thank you, Sam.” She sniffles and smiles.
Her horn glows and the sun starts to set. Then, the moon rises.
“It’s beautiful…”
“Thank you...We love our night, but not many do.”
“Well, I would become a day sleeper just to see that moon every night. It’s gorgeous.”
She gasps softly, and I look over at her. She looks shocked.
“You...would do that?”
“Well, yes! I never much cared for daytime. I actually moved to my lab in New Jersey from Alaska, where it was dark for months at a time. It was amazing.”
Out of nowhere, she pulls me close and kisses me. My eyes widen in shock, but I quickly relax into it. It’s a little odd, but not unpleasant. I gently hug her to my chest as we hold the kiss in the moonlight.
We finally manage to separate after a long kiss, and she blushes deeply.
“That...was my first kiss.”
“M-mine too….”
We both blush at that.
“S-so, uh...Where should we have dinner tonight?”
“Well, we know a good restaurant in Canterlot.”
“Well, uh...as much as I liked flying, Canterlot is a long way. Can you teleport?”
“Of course we can! But I warn you, it’ll feel like being stretched. Painless, but strange.”
“Alright.” She puts her arms around me, her horn glows, and I feel my stomach lurch with a pop. We suddenly appear standing just outside Canterlot castle, and I stagger. “Woah….That was a new one.”
“It’s always odd for the first time.”
“I gathered. Well, uh...where to? I don’t know Canterlot as well as Ponyville.” She picks me up and carries me up to her bedroom balcony. She really is bigger than me in every way… She sets me down on the balcony.
“The kitchens make the best food in the city. And we can eat in the dining hall. Celestia eats in her room, so we have it to ourselves.”
“That’s awesome!” I look around the room, seeing the massive bed that could fit six Luna’s, a huge vanity, a telescope, and a walk-in closet.
“This room is very nicely made.”
“Thank you. Now, let me change and we’ll go downstairs.” She goes into the closet. I nod and sit at the foot of the bed. “Hey, Luna. I have a question. Well, more of a request.”
“Of course. We will try to fulfill it.”
“Could I take your picture after you get dressed?”
“You have a camera? Where?”
“On my phone.”
“That metal box from your world? It’s a camera?”
“Well, not just a camera. But it does have a camera.”
“We don’t mind at all.” She comes back into the room, wearing a flowing, blue evening gown, her gold shoes, and her tiara.
“Oh, wow….You look amazing.” She blushes softly. I pull out my phone and quickly take her picture. “Thank you.”
“Wait, you already took it? Where was the bright flash?”
“Didn’t need one.” I pull up the picture and show her.
“What do you intend to do with it?”
“I’m gonna keep it as my phone’s wallpaper.” I show her.
“That’s fascinating.”
I put my phone away and take her hand gently, blushing softly. She blushes, too. She leads me down to the dining room. I help her to her seat first before sitting beside her. Her chair was large with her cutie mark on the top. Mine was a plain wooden chair.
“Tia usually sits across from us when we eat here. We wish she would be closer.”
“Well, we’ll figure out a way.” Luna rings a little bell and a stallion in a suit walks out. She orders a meal for two, and his demeanor brightens when he sees me. He bows and goes back to the kitchens.
“What has him in a good mood?”
“He and the rest of the castle’s staff have been trying to find me a stallion for a long time now. But we have never brought any of them here. So we guess that he’s excited to see a new face.”
“Well, he seems like a nice guy.”
Several waiters and waitresses bring out large salads, sliced apples, and a bottle of wine. They all look very happy to see me.
“That is all, Clockspring.” Luna says with a small laugh. The head waiter bows and shoos everyone out. I grab the wine bottle, opening it. I pour her cup, then mine.
“You have very good manners.”
“My grandmother taught me when I was younger.”
“Well, she did an amazing job.”
We eat our salads. “Wow, this are amazing…”
“Freshest ingredients in Equestria.”
“You know, I should cook for you sometime, but I’ll have to improvise.”
“Is there anything you can’t do?”
I laugh. “I have no idea. Haven’t done much.”
She laughs, too. We get through the salad and apples before we start at the wine. The wait staff come in and out in random intervals, but I’m too engrossed with Luna and I’s conversation to notice.
“So, you have buildings in your world called Skyscrapers, yet most don’t actually scrape the skies?”
“Well, yes. It’s just a clever name by the architect.”
“And what is this Internet?”
“Oh, it’s a collection of all of human knowledge accessible by everyone.”
“That must mean every human is as smart as you, yes?”
“No. I’m actually in the minority. Most humans don’t graduate college, and some don’t even get through high school. I was just lucky to be gifted with intelligence.”
“That’s sad, actually…”
“Yeah, but humans are very complex. I barely understand them.”
She nods in understanding.
We finish the full bottle of wine as the waiter brings out tiramisu. Luna eats it happily. I give her my piece.
“Notta big fan of tiramisu?” She slightly slurs.
“Naaah. I can’t eat a lot of sweets. Not good with sugar.” I’m plastered, too.
“Das too baad. It’s really goood~” She eats my piece, too. After she finishes, she gets up and stumbles a little. I get up and hold her up the best I can, even though I only reach her underboob. “Woooo~! That was fuuunn! Wanna have a date tomorrow too? Every night?!”
“Luna, you’re reeeally hoooot.” I giggle as we stumble towards her room.
“You think we’re hot?”
“Uh huh! I’ve had a crush on you harder than any other pony ever before I came here.”
“You-you’re really cute too, Sam. We liked you even before you were a pony.” She admits.
“I had figured, but the species difference bothered me then.”
“Would you have sex with us if we asked?”
I giggle. “Oh yeah, now that I’m a pony, for suuure! But not while we’re shitfaced.”
“Whaaaaat?!” She laughs hysterically.
“Shitfaced means really drunk! Not a face full of shit, Luna!” I laugh with her. “I should never have taught you to swear.”
We get to her bed and she strips off her clothes. I blush as her full breasts jiggle freely as she takes her dress off. She pulls the dress down, and her massive, full moon butt is aimed right at me. It’s absolutely massive, so big I can’t see the rest of her past it. Normally, I would appreciate it in silence, but drunk me doesn’t give no fucks.
I walk right up behind her and give her ass a hard slap. She yelps, her wings flaring out instantly.
“S-Sam, did you just spank us?”
“Sorry, I couldn’t help it! It’s just so big and spankable!”
She grins and takes off my lab coat. She’s only in a thin pair of black, lace panties and her tiara.
“What’re you dooing?” I ask, not even fighting it.
“We wanna see your body in full, Sam.” She takes off my sweater, running her hand down from my neck to my abs.
“You really are built like a true stallion~ Twilight did well.”
With a flash of her horn, my pants are taken off.
“Woah, wait. I, uh...think we should be sober if we’re gonna do this. And I don’t have a condom.”
“It’s fine. Hang on.” Her horn glows, and seemingly nothing happens. “There. Now you can’t impregnate us. Not unless we want you to.” She pushes me over, and I land on the bed, my underwear straining to hold my new horse cock. She quickly takes them off, too, and my nearly two foot shaft springs free, standing at attention. Two grapefruit-sized balls lay on the bed under it.
“Oh, you are such a well build stallion~ Have you ever been blown by a princess before?”
“Well, I’ve never been blown bef-” She suddenly licks my shaft from base to tip very slowly, making me shudder hard.
“H-holy fuuuuck~” I moan softly.
“Mmm~ It tastes a little zesty. Hehehe.” Luna opens her mouth and stuffs.my tip in her mouth, slowly pushing her head down as she takes more and more of my cock down her throat.
“O-oh, fuuuck! Fuuuuuck!” I grip the sheets tightly. If I had toes anymore, they’d be curling right now. I grunt softly as she starts bobbing her head, slurping rather noisily on my cock. I look down at her, and her eyes lock with mine as she sucks away. Her eyes have nothing but love reflecting in them. I shakily sit up and hold the back of her head, pushing her lower and lower until my whole cock is in her throat. She licks my balls every time she reaches my base, and I blush deeply when I moan a little louder than I thought.
She pulls away and smiles, licking her lips. “You taste so good~ But I want you inside me right. Fucking. Now.”
“Ooh, I am glad I taught you that word~” I smirk. She turns away from me and sits on my lap, my cock hotdogging her fat asscheeks. “Oh, fuucking Christ.” I grab her cheeks and grope at them, floored by their goddess level of softness. She looks back at me and grins lustfully as she moves up and down, affectively stroking my cock with her fat ass.
“Oooooh~” I grunt and squeak in bliss, feeling her slightly swollen ponut grind on my cock. I admit it, i have read the fetish-y fanfictions about Luna before, and I love this so much more!
The room fills with soft slapping as she speeds up.
“Ooh, God...keep going~” I give her ass a spank, and she moans loudly.
“Oooh, you like being spanked, huh?” She nods with a soft moan. I grin and spank her harder, making her wings flutter. I don’t know what came over me, but I suddenly stand up and lay her face down on the bed as I stand over her. I grab the base of one of her wings with one hand and the base of her tail with the other as I thrust between her cheeks, making the bed rock. She moans and squeaks with each thrust.
“S-Sam, you feel so gooood~! Keep going! Use us however you want!” Ooh, she’s definitely a sub. I grin and pull almost all the way back. I don’t know if it was my instinct or the new pony mindset, but I knew exactly how to fuck her.
“Wh-why did you st-” I grin as she stops the second my tip presses against her fat ponut.
“O-Oh, oh gosh. Be gentle?” she looks back at me with a hard blush.
“Hmm...We’ll see.” I stuff my tip in, making her arch her back and moan loudly. I grin and push in deeper and deeper, her ass squeezing and flexing around my cock.
“Fuuuuck, you’re so tight~!” I let go of her wing and grab her fat asscheek as I slowly push down to my base, my waist engulfed in fat, blue ass. I grab both of her cheeks and thrust aggressively, making her whole body rock. Her ass jiggles and shakes with each thrust.
“Aaaaahn~!!” She moans loudly, biting the sheets tightly. I fuck her relentlessly hard, not slowing down at all. Her ass makes lewd slurping sounds as her puckered hole sucks on my cock.
“Mng...I’m gonna cum, Luna. Inside or out?”
“Fill me, Sam!! Fill mee! I want to feel your load inside me!”
I slam into her hard and cum, hugging her ass as my cock explodes inside her. I pant heavily, nipping at her ass as I fill her up. I hear a soft gloorp sound and look for the source. Her belly was actually swelling slowly from my load.
I finally stop after nearly two full minutes, leaving her with a swollen belly that looks like she’s swallowed a beach ball. I slowly pull out and lay my cock between her cheeks.
“I-I think I was really pent up….” I look down at her, and notice she’s hugging her belly, out cold. I chuckle tiredly and move her up into bed before collapsing next to her, hugging her from behind as I fall asleep too.
When I get up the next afternoon, I groan and hold my head in pain.
“Oooow….Hangover….” I get up and trudge to the bathroom. When I look in the mirror, I yelp. I’m naked?! “Why am I…” I remember the night’s events all at once. I blush deeply.
“O-Oh, right….Wow. My first time, and it was with a monarch from another dimension….Who would’ve thunk it.” I clean myself up and get myself dressed before going back to check on Luna. I notice instantly that she’s different. Her belly has a slight pudge to it, and her butt definitely grew.
“Oh. My. God…..I made her bigger….Oh, I hope she won’t be upset…” I go over to her and gently tap her shoulder. “Luna? Luuna? Are you okay?” “Mmm….sister, five more minutes….” “Luna, it’s Sam.” She groggily opens her eyes. “Ooooow…. My head….” She sits up and stretches. “How...do you feel?” I ask, a little nervous.
“Mm….other than our head hurting and our butt a bit sore, just fine. Why?” “Uuh, I think you grew a little last night.” I admit. Her eyes widen and she gets up, looking in her mirror. She feels her little pudgy belly, then turns to her side, lifting her butt up before letting it drop. “Oh, my….” “I’m so sorry, Luna. I didn’t know this would happen.” “This looks amazing…”
“Wait, what?” She hugs me tightly into her plush body. “We’ve always wanted to put on weight, but it’s difficult for an alicorn. Now we can!” “Well, um...glad I can help.” I chuckle, hugging her back. She giggles excitedly and goes into her closet. She comes back out wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. I blush deeply.
“Ooh, we love having a belly~” She pats it. “Let’s go join Tia for lunch!” “Uh...okay.” We head downstairs to the dining hall. As soon as we walk in, Celestia looks at Luna in surprise. “Sister, what happened? You look...fuller.” She comments. Luna beams, holding my hand. “Well, we and Sam had, uh...you know….and it turned to weight on my figure! Isn’t it great? “I’m quite happy for you, sister, but do you think you and Samuel are moving rather fast?” I keep silent.
“Not at all! We fell in love the moment we saw one another!” She smiles. Celestia looks at me, and I simply nod in agreement.
“Well, alright. Did you at least use protection?” “Of course we did! Even though he never got to that point, we used a protection spell.” Celestia blushes bright red. Luna giggles and sits, and I sit beside her. Before we eat, a scroll of parchment appears in front of Celestia. “Oh, a letter from Twilight.” She opens it and reads through it.
Her expression goes from happiness to concern. “Sam, may i have a word please?” “Um, I suppose?” I get up. “I’ll be right back, Luna.” I smile at her as Tia and I step outside. “Sam, Twilight has just sent me the results of your physical exams.” “What happened? Am I dying?!” “Oh, heavens no. But, I asked her to examine your machine parts as well as your living ones, and I have some possibly unsettling news.” “Just spit it out already. Please, Princess.”
“Well, when you and your machine merged together from the change, most of the components merged into your body. And according to Twilight’s data, I’m afraid to say that you’ll be aging a lot slower than most other ponies here.” “What...does that mean?” “Whatever brought you here made you immortal.” My heart plummets. I forgot about the apple test results.
“I…...Immortal…..Is….is there no way to reverse it?” “Sadly, no. Not without killing you. And you know as well as I that you won’t survive like this back at your home….” “Are...you saying that I’m staying?” “I’m afraid so.” I should be feeling all sorts of emotions, but all i feel is….happy. “You know….I think I’ll be okay. You and Luna don’t age either.” “You really do love my sister, don’t you?” I nod.
“Tread carefully, Sam. She’s very kind, but she has her darker sides.” “I know. And i still love her.” “Then you have my blessing to continue this relationship.” I nod and smile, going back to the table, sitting back down. “What did she say?” “I, uh...I’m apparently immortal….And I can’t go home.” “Oh, Sam….We’re so sorry…” “No. Don’t be. I’m actually okay. I want to stay. With you.” I hold her hand gently. She smiles at me lovingly, and I return the smile. We eat lunch together. And after we finish, she suggests something interesting.
“Sam, would you like to live here? In the castle?” “Do you have a spare room?” “Well, we were thinking you could stay in our room.” “Oh. Well, I don’t see why not.” She squeals adorably and hugs me tightly. I smile and hug her back. “Luna, can you teach me to teleport? And maybe levitate things?” “Ooh, of course! We would love to!” I smile and drag her back to her room this time.
I hear Celestia laughing as we leave. Once we get to her room, she smiles. “Okay. Firstly, you need to see where you want to go in your mind really clearly. Then, focus on that place, and your magic does the rest. Got it?” I nod excitedly. I think about the throne room and concentrate on it hard. I shut my eyes and feel that familiar lurch. When I open my eyes, i’m standing in the throne room.
“Awesome! I can teleport!” I teleport all over the castle before stopping back in Luna’s room. She beams proudly. “That was great! You’re a really fast learner. Now for levitation. For that, keep eye contact with what you want to carry, and imagine it floating where you want it. If you get good enough, you can do it without looking.” I grin and focus on her.
Her body glows a blue and orange glow as she gets lifted. “Woah! I did it!” She laughs. “Put me dooown!” She giggles. I set her on the bed, and she smiles. “We’re impressed. You learn almost as fast as Twilight.” I smile and laugh. “I’m gonna go pack up my….Well, my stuff at the unused house. I’ll be back, okay?” I kiss her cheek. “Alright, don’t be too long~” She grins. I blush and teleport to the house.
I gather up all the clothes I find and fold them. I also decide to take the microwave and fridge. I lift them with my magic. “Hope this works…” I teleport back to Luna’s room. “Yes! I did it!” I set the stuff down and look at the bed. No Luna. I shrug, figuring she went to the bathroom. I put the fridge and microwave in a corner and put my clothes in the fridge. When I turn back, Luna is standing in the doorway to her closet, wearing thigh-high stocking, a lace thong, a bra, and high heels. “You kept us waiting~” “Oh, oh my God…” I stare at her, mesmerized. She sauntered over to me and grins. “Take those clothes off, Mister~” I nod and quickly take my clothes off, standing naked.
“Do you have any particular tastes? In mares, we mean.” She asks. “Uuh...why do you ask?” She holds up my phone. “How...how did you get that?” “We took it before you teleported. You have some rather interesting pictures of us on here.” She giggles. “How do you even know how to use that?” I blush deeply. “We read your thoughts.” She pulls up an image of her with an extremely massive ass.
“Did you draw this?” “Um...No.” “Ah, but you have masturbated to it, haven’t you.” I gulp. Shit, I’m caught. “Y-yes….” I admit. She giggles and makes her horn glow. I don’t notice anything at first, until I hear the sound of fabric creaking. She moans and blushes deeply, setting my phone down. I blush deeply, noticing that her butt was growing! My nose starts to bleed.
“Holy fuck….” Luna giggles and lifts me, throwing me onto the bed. I get a full view of her ass as it swells like marshmallows in a microwave. She giggles lustfully and shakes it, making her cheeks slap together. I can’t turn away, or even blink as I stare.
I only blink when I notice that it’s looming over me now. “Uuh L-MMMMMPH!?” I grunt and squirm as she sits on top of me. I moan in pure bliss as her ass swells around me. I grope and kiss her fat, swelling cheeks. “Ooooh, Sam this feels so gooooood~ We’ll have to do this more often~” She bounces her ass on top of me, making the bed creak. She and I both moan loudly as my cock slams deep into her tight pussy. I barely have time to fathom what’s going on before I moan loudly, cumming hard inside her. She moans and coos as her belly swells. “Mmmmm~ Good boy~” She gets up and shrinks to normal, leaving me laying on the bed, completely shocked.
“Can...you do that anytime you want?” I manage to ask. “Mhm~” She giggles and gets dressed. I shakily stand and get dressed, too. “Um….Where are we going?” “Oh, to the Throne Room. We hate to say, Sam. But you’ll have to change your name.” “What? Why?” “Well, if you want to fit in here, you’ll have to have a name that fits.” I sigh. “I guess you’re right.”
She smiles and hugs me gently. “Hey, we had a name in mind. If you want to hear it.” I chuckle. “Alright. What did you have in mind?” “We were thinking of Cross Beam.” “Cross Beam….I like it. Doctor Cross Beam.” She smiles and kisses me deeply before pulling me along towards the throne room. As we get inside, Princess Celestia is sitting on her throne, reading a scroll.
“Ah, Luna! You finally made it! And Sam is with you!” “Indeed! Sister, we decided on a name for Sam.” “Really? What have you decided? Sam?” “Well, we were thinking Cross Beam.” She taps her chin in thought. “That is a perfect name! I’ll put it into the records, but we need to record your appearance. So you’ll have to change to normal.” She pulls out a book and quill. “Conductor, disengage cloak.” My fur turns from green to the blue and orange. She jots down a few notes in the book, then smiles. “Alright. I decree you shall henceforth be named Doctor Cross Beam.” I smile brightly. “Wow, this is gonna be a big change for me.” I rub the back of my neck and chuckle. Luna hugs me gently. “Hey, it’ll be okay. We’ll help you get used to our culture. Well, to the best of our knowledge.” She giggles cutely. I can’t help but to laugh. “Yeah, I have a feeling I may need more help with getting used to this...I need to learn the bits system, and I need a job….” Luna smiles. “We’ll write to Twilight right away! We’ll be around if you need us, Cross~”
She kisses my cheek and vanishes with a pop. I shrug, bow slightly to Celestia, then head out of the throne room. “Composer Green.” I shift back to green as I get to a large archway, leading to a garden. I decide to take a stroll, passing by several statues, including one familiar draconequus. “So, you’re Discord, huh? Not so scary up close.” I chuckle as I look into his eyes. “Okay, uh...maybe a little creepy…” I shuffle away. After another hour of walking, I end up in the middle of a fork in the road. I didn’t realize I had wandered into the labyrinth. I try to teleport, but it fails. “Huh….Guess this place is magic cancelling…” I head left and follow the path.
When I stop, I’m face to face with another Discord statue. Well, I think it’s a statue. It looks...more real this time. “Huh….Why would they have two statues? Unless….the other one was fake….and this is the real Discord.” I knock on the statue’s toes. “If you’d be so kind as to not knock on me.” I yelp, hearing a voice in my head. “Wh-who’s there?” “Oh, come now. Don’t play stupid. You and I both know who I am.”
“Discord? You….sound different. Like your voice is deeper.” “Well, I don’t know how I sound to you. Now, why do I smell such chaos from a seemingly normal unicorn stallion, hmm? Unless there’s something about you that isn’t normal.” “I, uh...have no idea what you’re talking about.” He groans. “You lie worse than that Applejack mare.”
I hear stone crumbling before I can see the statue crumble, revealing the real Discord. “Finally free! It’s been years!” He flips around in midair before gathering his thoughts, literally, and sitting on them. (Try picturing that) “You really are full of chaos if you alone released me. So what makes you so special?” “Uuh….my personality?” He laughs loudly. “Oh, hardly! There’s only one possibility. You aren’t from this place, are you?” “Well, I mean….Manehattan is a ways from here, I guess.” He gets right in my face, uncomfortably close. “Further than that. Your energy smells….foreign. Not of Equestria.” He snaps, and a birdcage appears around me, trapping me inside. “Hey! What the fuck!?” “Ah! I know that vulgarity anywhere. You’re from that Earth, aren’t you?” I stay silent this time. He laughs and holds the cage up to his face. Jesus, he’s tall… “Normally, I would just turn you to a frog and go about my business, but I feel that you may be of some use to me. So, let’s see what’s in that little head of yours.” He suddenly shouts in pain and drops the cage. “Agh! What the...What is in there!? I barely scratched the surface and hit something….unnatural! And I know unnatural.”
“Look, just let me go okay? You just go to Fluttershy and get yourself reformed.” “Me? Reformed? HAHAHAHAHA! That’s truly hilarious! Why would I give up my fun?” “Discord, you and I both know that you’re lonely in your solitude and what you really want is love. So, why don’t you disguise yourself as a pony and try to find someone?”
He just stares at me. “.....What are you…?” “Uh...I’m Doctor Cross Beam.” “Hmm…..I’ve decided. I’m going to take you on your offer, but I want to know more about you, Doctor Cross…” He snaps, and his form changes from his usual self to an average-looking stallion with messy red hair and grey fur. I pry open the bars of the cage and get out. He snaps and vanishes. I let out a massive sigh. “That could’ve been bad….Alright, I just need to find Luna and tell her about Discord.”
I feel a sharp pain at the base of my horn, and a voice in my head again. “Do you really think I would let you just wander off and tell everyone? You see, I left a little piece of magic in your brain that prevents you from telling anyone about me. Tata!” I shake my head as the voice vanishes. “Okay, then I should go….to Ponyville. To see about a job.” My horn glows, and I vanish with a pop.
I reappear in the Ponyville Square, right in the middle of foot traffic. I yelp and hop out of the way of a passing cart, and I duck into a building. As I get inside and look around, it’s the mayor’s office in Town Hall.
The Mayor sits up in her chair. “Aren’t you that human from the party the other day? What brings you to Town Hall?”
“Well, I have been thinking about finding a job here in town. Do you have anything available?” She taps her chin for a moment.
“Well, actually, I think we have a spot open here at Town Hall. Princess Twilight recently commissioned a Science Division here in town, and I’ve been looking for someone to lead the team, once I get a team. Interested?” I beam happily.
“That sounds amazing! Do I have responsibilities? Deadlines? Due dates?” “Oh, heaven’s no! Your job will be to help our community advance culturally and scientifically to better our lifestyle. Or, that’s what Princess Twilight says.”
“Uuh...Okay? I’ll take it. Where am I working?” “We don’t have a Headquarters yet, but there’s a peculiar building just outside of town that I heard you don’t live in. Could we use that?”
“Of course! I have no problem wit that at all. As long as we have someone make a soundproof spell around it. I don’t want the neighbors getting upset or kept up.” “We can arrange that. I’ll send over a construction team to make the building safe to work in, then we can begin. How would I contact you?”
“Send any mail to me to either myself or Princess Luna. Though I have no clue how to send mail yet. Or recieve it…” “That’s alright. Well, thank you for unintentionally breaking into my office.” I chuckle and rub my neck. “Heh...sorry about that.” “Oh, it happens.”
She smiles as I walk back outside, right into a familiar gum-scented mare. “Hi! I’m gonna throw a ‘Welcome to Pony-kind Party! Wanna come?! Everybody’s gonna be there!” “Wow, you really do eat, sleep, and breathe parties don’t you?”
She just smiles impossibly wide. “I suppose. But nothing too much, okay? I can’t deal with too many ponies at once…” “Okie dokie lokie!” She hops away. I sigh and just sit on a random crate, already exhausted. “This place really drains you, doesn’t it….” I pull out my phone and open a book app, reading “Frankenstein.””
I make it to about word tgree when I feel a tug on my pants. When I look up, three young mares are standing there: Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
They were all almost my old height. Applebloom was very fit, and was bell bottomed like her sister. She had an orange blouse with overalls and boots on. Even her big, red bow.
Sweetie Belle was a perfect hourglass like her sister, and was wearing a light purple sundress and blue heels.
Scootaloo was completely flat in almost every way. She was wearing a red t-shirt and jeans with sneakers. She was holding her scooter over her shoulders
“Are ya really from another dimension?” “Can you really do awesome magic stuff with that sciency dookickey?” “Do you have any friends?” I chuckle and lean back against Town Hall.
“To answer your questions: Yes, it’s part of me now but yes, and sorta?” They all beam widely. “Ooh, can you do a trick with yer fancy magic?” “Well, uh...I don’t see why not.” I flip to a picture of a slingshot on my phone and focus on it. After a few seconds, the image on my phone vanishes, and a real slingshot appears on my lap.
I set my phone down and pick it up. They all gasp and ‘Oooh’ in wonder and amazement. “That’s amazin! Yer gonna be at the party tonight, right?” “He has to, Apple Bloom. It’s his party.” “He’s wearing something Rarity made!” They all chatter amongst themselves, much too fast to understand any of it. “Um, I need to go uh...get my shoes polished…” I quickly teleport away.
“Wait, he doesn’t wear shoes….”
I appear this time just outside of Fluttershy’s cottage. “Christ, I need to work more on this Teleporting thing… I was aiming for the castle….Oh well.” I walk up to the door and knock. The door opens slightly a few moments later, and Shy peeks out.
“Hey, Fluttershy. Um...May I come in? I wanted to, uh...appologise to you about the other day...when I ran into you at the party. I never got a chance….” The door opens, and she smiles.
“Of course. Just have a seat on the couch. Would you like some tea?” I step inside, instantly hit by the smell of animals. A lot of them. “Um, sure. Plain for me, please.”
She nods politely and walks into her kitchen. I peek over the counter. She’s wearing a pink sundress today. It looks great on her. How does she walk with those on her- No! Bad! Stop that. She walks in and sets the tea on her coffee table. I start to grab it when Angel hops on the table, glaring at me. “Oh, Angel. You do this to everyone.” Shy huffs softly. I smile. “It’s okay. I know he can be a handfull. But I learned a pretty neat trick a while back.”
I stare right into his eyes intensely. After a moment, his ears fold back and he hops off the table. I pick up my tea, and notice Shy looking at me, bewildered. “What?” “How...did you...do that?”
“Do what?” “Get Angel off the table….He usually only does it for me when I give him the Stare. But...you just did it. With the Stare.” “Oh, uh….I learned it from my parent’s farm at home.” I partially lie.
My parents did have a farm, but the stare was from Shy herself. “Oh, did you like animals back home? They must be pretty different compared to here.” “Well, yes. In my world, unicorns, pegasai, cockatrice, and all the other mythical creatures here were just that: Myth. And the ponies in my world didn’t stand on two legs or talk.” “Oh my….That sounds scary.”
“Well, my world was pretty scary sometimes. But most humans were okay.” “Oh, good.” She sips her tea. I do the same, and the room fills with a deafening silence. After a minute, I cough. “So, uh...You seeing anyone?”
I have no idea why my brain went to that, but there we go. “Oh, um…” She blushes deeply, her face half-covered by her mane. “....no, I’m not.” I blush bright red.
“I-I didn’t mean to bring that up! I-I just tried to make small talk, that’s all!” “It’s okay….You don’t understand our customs yet.”
“Your whatnow?” She sets her tea down and stands. She goes to her bookshelf, grabs an older-looking book, and hands it to me. It reads ‘Equestrian Marriage and Harem Guidelines.’ The word Harem kept flashing in my head. I quickly throw open the book and read through the index, then skip to the harem chapter.
“Harems in Equestria are legal and nesessary, considering the male to female ratio in ponyville is 20 to 80 percent. With this in mind, most males have two to three in their group, but can have as many as he sees fit. The mares, however, do not need to treat the male like a monarch to a castle, since both parties are equal.”
I stare at that single paragraph, going over it again and again in my mind. In my world, this is frowned upon heavily. But here? Should I? Well, if the mare and I have a matching attraction, why not? “Uh, Cross? You’ve been staring at that page for fifteen minutes now….Are you okay?”
“Fluttershy, I…..I need to learn this book…. No one here cares about harems at all? In my world, it was frowned on.” She looks a little sad.
“Oh. Well, yes. Every stallion here has a mare or two by now. Even Big Mac.” “Oh wow. Even him. I...couldn’t help but notice you sounded disappointed when I told you about the idea in my world.”
Her face lights up. “O-oh, um! I just thought that you’d be a one mare stallion….Not many do that.” “I, uh...don’t know. I’ve never tried….” She smiles softly.
“Would you mind if I...joined?” She lets out a cute little meep. I blush hotly. “Uuh….I….don’t see why not?” She squeals happily and hugs me tightly, jumping over the table to do so. I blush even harder, my face buried in her massive and extremely soft tits. After a minute, she lets me go and beams.
“Who else is in your harem? Who’s my Alpha?” “Pardon?” “Alpha. The first female in a harem. She usually takes the lead in everything.” “Oh, uh...Princess Luna.” Her pupils shrink. “You….w-with a princess…..Oh my.” “Yeah...But, it’s okay. I’ll do my best to love you both equally.”
She nods firmly. I jump a little when I hear a pop behind me. Luna suddenly appeared. “Cross, we have found you! We sent a message to twilight an-” Luna stops suddenly midsentence, looking over Shy very closely, then myself. After a moment, she smiles and hugs Shy.
“Welcome to our group, Fluttershy!” Shy, in turn, nearly faints. “Th-th-thank you, Princess.” While they talk, I open the book again and quickly skip through it.
To summarize, it states that the stallion is in charge of caring for any mare in his group that is pregnant and to find, keep, and maintain a homestead. The mare/mares’ jobs are to protect the stallion if he requires it and to tend to mares with foals and/or fols themselves when the stallion cannot.
When I close the book again, it’s already night. I get up from the couch and stretch. Fluttershy and Luna are asleep on the other couch, cuddled up to each other. I smile and decide to step outside. As I head out, I hear a rustling in the trees. I put up my fists and gulp softly.
“H-hello? Who’s there?” I hear a soft, slightly creepy laugh before I feel a sharp pain on my head and black out.
I groan in pain, shaking the sleep from my eyes as I come to somewhere very dark. I try to get up, but my arms and legs are stuck to what feels like a cave wall by some weird goop. I try to see anything at all, but all I can make out are green lights all around me. Hundreds of them. And they seem to be flickering once in a while. Wait...those aren’t lights….Those are eyes. I know where I am instantly.
“Chrysalis, I know you’re there somewhere. No sense in hiding.” I call out with more bravery than I thought I had. The room illuminates with a soft, green glow, revealing hundreds of changeling drones flying around towards what look like honeycombs. In the middle of them is a very thin, curveless Chrysalis, clad in a green and black-tattered dress that looks beat up. She saunters up to me and slaps me hard across the cheek, her hand stinging badly.
“That’s Queen Chrysalis to you! How do you know my name? And why do you not fear me?” If I was being honest, between Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon, I could never choose my favorite villain. But Chrysalis always held a spot in my heart. And not just because of the porn stories or videos with her exactly like this.
“Well, who hasn’t heard of you honestly. After Canterlot a while back. And it’s hard to be afraid of you when there isn’t much to fear.” She growls in frustration and huffs. “My drones found your body to be emitting love in a bizarre way, so they chose to bring you here to the Hive.”
“Yeah, figured that’s where this was. And I assume you took me to harvest my love and take over Equestria blah blah blah.” She stared at me in disbelief. “How could you know that!? Which of my drones talked?!”
“None of them. It’s just predictable. Like Nightmare Moon and the Eternal Night thing. Or Solar Flare and the Eternal day or whatever it was.”
“Who? No, stop talking or I will glue your mouth shut! I need a moment to think…. “Well, can you hurry it up? This is starting to get uncomfortable…” I wiggle a bit. She flies right up to my face, her hand around my throat. “I said No Talking.”
-Defence Mode Activated-
She shrieks in pain as she gets electrocuted. She lets go of my throat and holds her arm. “What was that?!” “I don’t know….I didn’t install that….did I?”
“You...may be of use to me.” “Uh, before you try that, Discord literally tried to use me yesterday and it didn’t work o-” Before I could even try anything, she grabbed my horn and squeezed at the base of my skull. I groan in pain as my magic casts itself.
“Give me your secrets.” She inhales deeply, and I feel lightheaded as she sucks the magic from my head.
I go limp shortly after she stops. “Hmm….Very interesting~ I can use you to my advantage. So, Doctor Cross, should we do this simply? Or more difficult?” “What...do you plan on….doing?” “Simple. I intend to use your ‘Special Talent’ to replicate love for me to feed on.”
“It...doesn’t work like that.” “Oh really?” She grabs my phone from my pocket and snaps her fingers. A drone flies over a capsule the size of a football full of a glowing, pink mist. I hear my camera click as she takes a picture. “How did you…”
“I picked up this trick during my exile. It lets me copy memories into my own. I possibly know more about you now than even you do. Like this.” She puts the picture of the capsule up to my eye level and grabs my horn again. “Conductor: Replicate 100 times.” I feel a tightness in my chest as my eyes fire the beams into the image. It disappears much slower this time, and I hear soft thuds on the floor.
When it’s finally gone, I’m thoroughly drained. All around me are the same pink-filled capsules. “What...did you….do….to me….?” I struggle to ask.
“Simple. I used your gift. It works wonders when I know the codes.” She puts my phone in her shirt, which must’ve caught in a bra she has on for some reason. She grabs a capsule and bites into it.
I watch as her body fills out with curves, her breasts filling out her bra, and her butt widening and swelling. Her dress starts to become tight and rip in certain places as she drains the love from the capsule. As she finally stops and tosses the empty capsule, her dress rips apart, exposing her blue panties and very thin bra. Her light green nipples poke out above the strained cups. I think she may have even grown a few inches.
“Aah, much better~ I’m starting to feel like myself again!” She turns to me and grins a big, predator-like grin, her mouth full of sharp teeth. “I think I’m going to keep you, pet~” I gulp softly, sweating a bit.
“Um, y-you might want to reconsider that…” My words die in my throat as she gets right up to me. She had to have been ten feet tall now. “Oh? And why is that? There’s nothing you can do, pet~ I own you.” I try to charge up my horn, but I’m met with a searing pain in my skull.
“Aaaagh!!” I scream in agony. She laughs loudly. “Ah ah ah. No magic for you. That goo on your horn prevents any casting unless I say so. You’re mine.” She licks her lips and smiles, her fangs flashing. My blood runs cold. “Wh-what’re you gonna do to me?” I manage to ask, my body trembling on its own.
She grabs my clothes and rips them off in one yank of her arm. I blush deeply, trying desperately to hide my nudity, but to no avail. She kneels and grins up at me. My cock got hard from the sight, and I look away in shame.
“Awe, what’s the matter? You aren’t turned on by me, are you?” She looks dead into my eyes and licks my cock from base to tip. I bite my lip and groan softly. “S-stop it….”
“Why? Why would I stop? I’m your Queen, and you do as I command.” She gently cups my balls, her nails digging into them slightly. “Besides, I can tell you’re enjoying this~ I can taste the lust from you~” I whimper pathetically, tears forming in my eyes.
She grabs my cock and slowly strokes it, making sure to go all the way up, and all the way down with each slow stroke. My legs tense and my toes curl. “S-stop it!”
“Never!” She opens her mouth wide and stuffs my entire cock down her throat all at once. I nearly choke on air as the wind is knocked out of me. She playfully bites down slightly on my shaft. I cry out in pain, crying openly.
She starts moving, very slowly bobbing her head. Her throat bulges as my cock stretches her esophagus. She moans softly around my shaft, and I moan in turn. “P-please….Stop…..” I bite my tongue hard to try and distract myself from my rapidly approaching orgasm. Luna may be good at this, but Chrysalis is better. A lot better.
She pulls away and strokes me again, faster this time. “Not a chance~ I can feel your cum swirling around in there, and I want it all~ I want your love, and I will have it!”
She speeds up quite a bit faster, and I lose all semblance of control, blowing a huge load all over her face, hair and chest. I cry out as my hips thrust into her hand in their own, each thrust spurting out another rope of cum.
She laughs and smiles as she’s painted white. After what feels like an eternity, I finally calm down. My ears are ringing and I can’t feel my limbs at all. I sob softly.
She laughs and stands, my cum quickly absorbed into her skin. She moans through her teeth as her breasts swell up right before my eyes, quickly filling the gap between her and the wall above me. I watch as she grows nearly a foot taller, and her hips and thighs plump and swell, and her butt swells out into a shelf. After she finally stops, she takes a step back and looks down at me.
“Admiring your handiwork, pet? You’ve made me into quite the specimen. I’m even bigger than I was before my exile~ You’ve done well~”
She bends down and licks my cheek, her arms gently squeezing her tits around my cock. I stifle a moan. “Y-you’ll let me go now….right? Y-you got what you….wanted….” I say softly. My eyes widen as she stands and turns around, her ass filling my vision.
“Not quite, pet~ Your love is very potent, so you’ll be helping me get off now~” She laughs and slams her ass against me. My cock buries itself in her extremely tight pussy with no warning.
I gasp loudly, my hands closing into tight fists. She moans out loudly and slams her ass against me over and over, making the wall around me rumble and quake.
“You feel so good inside me, pet! I should use you to repopulate the hive! Mmmmn~” She slams back harder and harder, her moans getting louder and louder as she does.
I blush hotly, my eyes stinging from the tears as her ass swallows my chest and head in its immenseness. “Oooooh, you’re loving this pet! I can feel it~! Mooore!” She slams against me hard, and cries out as she cums. I scream in agony as I feel my legs snap like twigs, but I cum hard inside her anyway.
She coos happily, rubbing her belly as it slowly swells. By the time she pulls away, tears are streaming down my cheeks. She pulls her ass away and stands up.
“Oops, I broke another one...” She grabs my waist and pulls me out of the goop and smiles. “There’s no sense in leaving you bound anymore. You won’t be walking for a while.”
She sets me down next to her black, obsidian throne before sitting herself. It cracks and crumbles from her weight.
“Drones! Come down here now!” She yells. In milliseconds, every drone in the hive swarms at her hooves. She grins devilishly as one of them brings her a box. She opens it and puts something on me.
After she moves away, I feel at it. It was a collar. “I’ve decided to keep you.” She smiles. She puts a chain on the collar and attaches the other end to her throne.
I read and reread the scroll from Princess Celestia. This can’t be right. There has to have been some kind of misunderstanding. She wants me to introduce him to our culture? Our customs? That’s such a big task! But I won’t fail!
I roll up the scroll and file it away with the rest when Spike walks in. “Twilight, why are you still up? It’s almost three in the morning…” I can’t help but giggle at my little dragon’s tired face.
“Sorry, Spike. I’m just worried that I won’t do a good job introducing Cross to our society. I mean, I barely fit in as it is.”
“Twilight, you’re overreacting again. It’ll be fine. Now go to sleep…” He yawns and goes back out the library door. I sigh and smile, blowing out my candle. As I stand to get ready for bed, I hear a pop behind me.
“Twilight, have you seen Cross? We can’t find him anywhere! And we can’t see his dreams!” Luna shouts, suddenly appearing.
“No, not since the other day. Luna, just calm down. It’ll be fine. I’m sure he’s just wandered off somewhere. He is new here after all.”
Luna sighs and breathes slowly. “You’re right. We may just be overreacting.” I jump a little qs a black scroll suddenly appears between us in a green puff of smoke. I grab it and unroll it.
“It’s from Chrysalis!”
“That wretched beast!? What does she want?”
“Let’s see…..Twilight and Princesses, I have your newcomer...If you want to see him alive again, surrender your kingdom and its citizens to me. If you fail, I will use his abilities to destroy everything you hold dear to you, then kill him while you all watch. Oh, and to Luna in particular….” I gasp and cover my mouth.
“What!? What does it say!?” Luna shouts.
“I….I can’t….” I give her the scroll. She takes it frantically, and a picture falls out. Cross is laying against the throne, naked, bruised, and bloodied. His legs are broken and bent at odd angles, and he’s strung to her throne. The word ‘Pet’ is cut into his chest.
Luna stares at the picture blankly for quite a long time.
“P-princess?”
Luna suddenly shifts from blue to black, and her eyes flash bright white.
“THAT WHORSE WILL DIE FOR HER CRIMES!”
Luna, now Nightmare Moon, vanishes.
“Oh no….oh no, this is bad….I have to get help! SPIIIKE! GET IN HERE!”
He rushes in. “What?! What happened?!”
“Chrysalis foalnapped Cross and Luna turned to Nightmare!”
“What?! Why?!” I give him the picture, and he gags.
“Chrysalis did that?! She’s usually so predictable! This is a whole new low for her…”
“Spike, write to Princess Celestia and get her to find Luna. I’ll gather the Elements. His power in her hands could cause a lot of chaos!” I quickly rush out.
I make a beeline straight to Sweet Apple Acres. “APPLEJAAACK!!” In seconds, she opens her window.
“Whut in tarnation are ya screamin about at three in the mornin?!”
“Chrysalis has Cross! Get to the Castle now! It’s an emergency!” Her eyes widen and she disappears.
I teleport to Rarity’s and knock on the door frantically. A moment later, Rarity opens the door, clad in her nightgown.
“Darling, what’s th-”
“Chrysalis has Cross.”
“...I understand. I’ll meet you at the castle!” She rushes upstairs.
I fly up to Cloudsdale. “RAINBOOOW!”
She peeks her head out of her window. “What is it, egghead?”
“Chrysalis has Cross! Get Pinkie and Fluttershy, then meet me at Friendship Castle now!” She zips of with a flash of colors. I teleport back to the castle, pacing back and forth nervously in the Map room.
“This is really bad...She could have any number of foreign technologies with Cross’ powers….we should’ve kept a better eye on him….”
The girls all barge in. “We came as fast as we could!” Rarity exclaims.
“Why can’t villains work during daytime…” Dash complains.
“Not right now, Dash. We need to find Cross as soon as possible. Chrysalis with his abilities can wreak havoc across the whole planet as far as we know. And he can’t resist her forever. We need to act fast! SPIKE!”
He runs into the room. “I just sent the letter to the Princess.”
“Thank Celestia...Okay, girls. We need something of his for a locator spell. Split up and find something of his. Anything! Hurry!”
“Right!” They say collectively and run out of the room. Fluttershy walks up to me and sniffles.
“Is he going to be okay, Twilight?”
“I’m sure he’ll be okay, Fluttershy.”
“It’s just...I-I joined his harem, and he was with me and Luna at my cottage before he disappeared….I’m so worried.” She sobs.
I hug her close. “It’s okay, Flutters. We’ll get him back.”
I levitate the picture of him and hide it. She doesn’t need to see that.
“If only I was stronger….I could be more useful….but I’m just weak….”
“Fluttershy, you are just as useful as any of us. And you’re stronger than you know.”
Her eyes suddenly widen. “Twilight, is it possible that some remnant of the Vampire Fruit Bat is still in me?”
I tap my chin. “I suppose it could….But why in Equestria do you want to know about that now?”
“Vampire Fruit Bats can smell fruits from miles away! If I could just turn back, maybe I can sniff him out!”
“Fluttershy, that’s…..risky. I mean, how do we know you won’t just make a run for the apple orchard?”
“We have to try, Twilight. Please….he’s my Heart.”
(For later reference, the Heart is the Male of a harem)
“Okay...Stand still.” My horn lights up and I scan her body.
“There! There’s a trace of it left. It’s faint, but there. We just need something of his….”
The girls, as if on cue, burst in. “We found his lab coat at Shy’s place!” Dash exclaims. I take it from her and look at Shy.
“Girls, step back. Shy, are you sure about this?” She nods.
I nod back and give her an apple. She looks at it for a moment before she starts salivating. AJ gasps.
“Twi, are ya nuts?! Yer usin Flutterbat?!” Shy’s wings turn to bat wings and she grows fangs. Her mane becomes disheveled and messy. She bites into the apple, draining it in seconds.
“Okay, Fluttershy...You can find him….” I float the coat to her. She grabs it and sniffs it a few times, then sniffs the air.
“I think she has something!” Shy suddenly zooms out the window.
“Follow her quick!” Dash zips after, and I fly after Dash.
“AAAAAGH!” I shriek, trying hard to tug off the chain. “Get this stupid collar off me!”
Chrysalis laughs loudly. “You make an excellent jester! So useful, little pest.”
“I have a name, you know.”
“Why would I care? You’re just a tool I use to take over the world. I could care less. Besides, I know your name.”
I grunt and sit up the best I can, keeping as much weight as I can off my shattered legs.
“S-since we’re sitting here, why do you want to take over the world?”
She looks down at me and leans in very close, making me reel back a little. But I don’t move otherwise.
“You talk too much.”
“Wh-I talk too much?! You literally lost lst time because you spent the whole time talking!”
“You know nothing about me!”
“I know plenty. I know you force your power over others because you have an inferiority complex. You love being the center of attention, and you probably had an unhappy childhood because you wanted to do something else with your life, but were forced to do this bullshit. Am I close?”
She stares at me in complete shock.
“N-no one’s ever talked to me that way….How can you be so fearless? I could kill you at any moment if I wanted, and yet you do nothing to show fear.”
“I used to deal with assholes back in my world, and they were all like you. They had so many problems at home that they became assholes. So I called them out on it. You’re no different from them. I think that you’re good somewhere in there, but you hide it under all of your pain and sadness.”
She stays silent.
“Look, you may have raped me and broke both of my legs, but I know deep down that you didn’t want to. Everything you do is for your subjects here. So, I forgive you.”
She stays silent for a while before looking away. Her horn glows, and I wince as my legs are repaired.
“Why...did you fix my legs?”
“.....Just….don’t make me regret it, Cross.”
I nod silently and grab my clothes from behind the throne, now that I can reach, and I get my pants on at least. I suddenly gasp and drop to my knees, clutching my chest in pain. It felt like my heart was being sucked out of me. After a minute or two, it goes away, but I feel cold.
“What happened? To those assholes from your world?” She suddenly asks. I lean back against her throne and cough.
“Well, most of them I never heard from again. But a couple I heard from. One of them became a lawyer, and a few became people in medicine…”
“......Do….you think I could ever be good?”
“Of course! Anyone can be good! It’s easy!” Her eyes fill with tears.
“You’re the first to ever think that and mean it.” She levitates a small loaf of bread to me. I take it and smile, eating it slowly.
Over the next several days, Chrysalis and I talked. Turns out that she had come from a long line of Queens, but she wanted to be something more. She wanted to be a singer. But her mother silenced her dreams and molded her into someone like herself. And Chrysalis hates it.
“You know, I never thought that you and I could ever be friends after last week.”
“I…..I’m sorry about that….But can you really call your rapist a friend?”
“Why not? You needed me to help your subjects repopulate. It was a good thing executed badly. So, you should have asked. I probably would have.” She blushes deeply.
She had shrunken down to nearly her normal, small state again. But she still retained some love in her. She had slightly smaller curves than Luna, but she was taller.
“You honestly think that I’d believe that?”
“You can sense emotions. You tell me.” She looks at me, her expression shifting from slight anger to confusion, then to happiness.
“You...love me?”
“Well, I….”
The room shakes violently as a wall bursts apart with a blast of blue magic. As the dust clears, Luna was there. Wait, no. Not Luna. Nightmare Moon….Oh, fuck. I forgot I was kidnapped.
“CHRYSALIS, YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!” Luna roars in fury. She charges her horn and fires a beam directly at Chrysalis. Before I even know what happened, I had jumped into the line of fire, a magic shield engulfing her and myself.
“You...saved me? Why!?”
“You already know why.” I let down the shield.
“Luna, calm down! I’m fine! See? Just relax! She’s cool!”
“DIE, INSECT!” She charges at Chrysalis. I try to put up another shield, but my heart suddenly hurts and I drop to the cave floor, clutching my chest and gasping. My whole body was eerily cold and on fire at the same time. My vision starts to darken. That got Luna’s attention.
She shifts back to normal and rushes to my side, with Chrysalis right behind her.
“Cross, are you alright!? What’s happening?!” She lifts me up. I cough, seeing some blood splatter out of my mouth.
“F-fuck….Get me to the hospital….And before I pass out…..Chrysalis, stay with me…..” My vision goes black and I pass out.
(POV: Luna)
I look down at my unconcious lover, then back at his kidnapper.
“Say nothing and follow me.” I quickly take off to the skies towards the nearest town of Manehattan, where I ruah him into the Emergency room.
When Chrysalis and I walk into the lobby, everyone looks at us in shock. I march straight back to an empty room and carefully lay him down. He looks pale, and fragile.
“DOCTORS, GET IN HERE NOW!” I yell. Three separate doctors rush in.
“We need to know what’s wrong with him. Please….” They get to work, and I sit in a chair at his side, trying hard not to cry. It’s my fault….I used such a strong attack that his body took most of the damage, even through the shield. Why...why did he protect her? Her, of all the ponies?!
I stand up and grab Chrysalis by the throat, slamming her hard into the wall.
“Why did he protect you!? You foalnapped him and raped him, judging by the smell of him! Why would he nearly kill himself to save you!?”
I gasp slightly, noticing tears streaming down her cheeks.
“I-I don’t know! He just did! I….I didn’t deserve it, but he did. I-I’m sorry for what I did. I needed his help to repopulate…”
“That’s no excuse! You should be hanged for kidnapping him!”
“P-please….I….I’m sorry….”
I loosen my grip a little. “Did you just...apologize?”
“Don’t get used to it. But, yeah….I...He helped me realize that I don’t need to do all these horrible things to help my subjects. I can just ask for help….He helped me get over the problems that have been bothering me for years…”
I can’t believe it….She’s...like me…. I let go of her throat and hug her tightly.
“I know how you feel….I’ve been having problems myself that Cross’ been helping me get past.”
I hear her stuttering to say something, but I silence her.
“It’s okay….You don’t have to say anything…” I let go of her, and she cries openly. I nod to her and sit back down. She sits beside me, and we spend the next few hours talking about our issues.
I groan softly as my eyes open after what feels like an eternity. I see a tiled, white ceiling above me, and a soft beeping in my ear. I look over, and my heart soars. Luna, Chrysalis, and Fluttershy were sleeping on the couch in the room together. I slowly sit up and grunt. I look at all the equipment wired into me.
Most of them I recognised as an IV, a heart monitor, and a EKG. What i didn’t recognise was a box-shaped device attached to the heart monitor, and my blood was flowing through it.
“Wh-what the fuck….?” I yawn and rub the sleep from my eyes.
“Cross, you’re awake!” I hear Chrysalis exclaim. I look over, and she suddenly hugs me tightly. This feels odd.
“Uuh, yeah. You sure, uh...got nice fast. How long was I out? God, I feel like I got hit by a freight train at mach five…”
“You’ve been in a coma for two weeks! Doctors found a foreign metal in your bloodstream that was poisoning you! They had to flush out your bloodstream. But it’s only a temporary solution. Twilight’s looking into making you an artificial heart…”
“A what? Why? What’s wrong with the one I have?”
“The metal that surrounds it corrodes with iron, and it’s toxic…. Your heart’s killing you.”
“Th-that’s not possible….Is it?” The doctor walks in and grins.
“Well, look who’s back in the land of the conscious. How do you feel?
“I’m a bit tired...And my chest kinda hurts….But I’m okay other than that.”
He clicks his tongue. “Well, why you were out, we did a thorough scan of your internal organs. Apparently your shift from human to pony was incomplete, since your organs are not quite pony organs. So Twilight is designing you a replacement. And I have another issue that I must discuss. Do you have any loved ones or partners?”
“Yes. They’re all in this room. Except you, Doc.”
“Well, we also took your blood type. And we have no idea what type it is. It isn’t pony, that’s for sure. Do any of you have his blood type?”
I look over at Chrysalis, and she shakes her head.
“None of us do.” The doctor hums sadly.
“Then even with that new heart, he can’t get the replacement in until we find a donor or replacement.”
Luna sits up. “Mmm….what do you mean, replacement?”
“Ah, Princess. I meant replacement blood for Cross here. His blood is completely foreign to us, and we have no way to clean his system completely until his entire bloodwork is replaced.”
“Was the metal really that bad?” I asked. I never thought about the metal being corroded.
“You had less than an hour to live by the time you were brought here. Now, we need the replacement fast.”
Twilight bursts in, holding up a weird looking device made of what looked like plexiglass. “I got it! I made a heart out of tediously carved diamonds with magic-infused valves! It took nine days, but it’s done!”
We all look at her. She chuckles. “Sorry. But, I got it.”
The doctor sighs with a smile. “Like I had said before, the new heart is useless unless we can find a suitable replacement for his blood.” I can see Twilight’s heart sink.
“We’ll figure something out. But, Mr. Beam. You need rest.” I nod and lay back down. I feel Chrysalis gently petting my head, but I can’t see her. I drift off to sleep again.
When I wake up again, it’s dark outside. “Twilight, that’s really dangerous. Is there any way to be sure it won’t kill him?” Luna asks.
“K-kill him?! I-I don’t want him to die!” Fluttershy squeaks. They all shush her.
“Look, I know it’s hard, but we all could get enough to replace his blood. But we’ll have to mix them.”
“I don’t care. He’s made me feel like a normal pony for the first time. I’ll do whatever it takes.” Chrysalis says.
“As will we.” Luna adds.
“M-me, too. B-but I can’t really contribute to that...I-I don’t have a horn.”
“It’s okay, Fluttershy. I’ll make it up with my own.” Twilight finishes.
“What…..what’s the worst case?” Luna asks.
“Worst case is it does nothing and it kills him instantly. But it’s a slim chance of that happening. I can get it to the state we need it, and I’ll bring it back in the morning. In the meantime, both of you need to take a beaker to the bathroom. Fill it, and come back.”
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REPLACING MY BLOOD WITH!?” They all scream as I suddenly yell out.
“Oh, Celestia! Cross, you scared us!” Twilight yells. “We’re going to try to replace your blood with thaumoplasm.”
“With what?”
“Thaumoplasm. It’s pure, unfiltered liquid magic. If binded properly to a sample of your blood I gathered before we changed you, I can make enough to flush out your system.”
“Oh, thank fucking Christ…. I was afraid you were talking about something else….Go ahead, then.” They each nod and take a beaker, leaving the room. Fluttershy walks up to the bed and sits next to me. She smiles warmly and hums a little tune. I start drifting off again.
I wake up with a hand gently shaking me. “Cross, get up.” Luna says.
“Grr…..five more minutes….” I pull the blankets over my head. I gasp and shiver as they’re yanked off me.
“Okay, okay. I’m up….” I sit up and yawn.
“Cross, the doctors are going to prep you for surgery. Are you sure you want to do this?”
“Well, either I die like that, or I die from the one I have. I’ll take my chances with Twilight’s heart.”
Luna nods slowly. Chrysalis and Fluttershy both walk in and hug me tightly.
“Don’t you die on me now, Cross.” Chrysalis says.
“P-please be safe….” Shy squeaks.
“It’s okay. Just wait for me.” They let me go and leave reluctantly. Luna tears up and hugs me tighter.
“We love you. All of us do.”
“I….I love you all, too.” She sniffles and leaves the room. A doctor and several nurses walk in, covered in biohazard disposal clothes. They stand me up and scrub me down completely before carrying me to a large room full of medical equipment. I can see Luna, Twilight, Chrysalis, and Fluttershy standing in a room on the other side of a glass wall above me. This is an observatory.
“Okay, we’re going to carefully remove your current heart, and use this machine to slowly replace your blood with the thaumoplasm that Princess Twilight graciously provided. This machine will keep your blood flowing until we get the new heart inside. Then, we stitch you back up and pray.”
“Let’s do it. I’m ready.” The last thing I see before they knock me out is Luna’s crying face.
I watch as Cross passes out. I can’t help but cry a little. There’s a chance he won’t survive this. But, now all we can do is wait.
“Are you gonna be okay, Princess?” Fluttershy asks me. I wipe my eyes and nod.
“I’ll be just fine. And so will he. Now, all we can do is wait.” I sit down in one of the waiting room chairs, watching as they slowly make a cut on his chest.
They open the wound and expose his ribcage. I can’t help but gasp, seeing the small, metal container inside his ribcage. I hear Fluttershy gag and run out of the room.
Chrysalis and I watch for hours as they tediously cut open his ribs and extract his heart. They wire his body up to an artificial heart while they prep his new heart. Twilight walks in just as they bring in the diamond-made heart.
“How’s he doing, Princess?”
“He seems to be hanging in there well. They’re about to implement the new heart.” We all jump as the heart monitor starts beating frantically. His heart rate suddenly plummets to zero.
“What’s happening?!” I shout, slamming my fist against the glass.
“His body’s adapting! We have to hurry!” The doctors put the new heart into his chest and heal the valves to his arteries. Everyone collectively sighs as his heartbeat returns to normal.
They take the large container of thaumoplasm and slowly pour it into the blood filter. We all watch with anticipation as his blood is eaten away and replaced with the liquid magic. I gasp in shock as his blue and orange fur slowly changes to dark green on its own. His hair darkens to jet black, and small, white dots cover them. His hair looks like the midnight sky.
“Twilight, what’s going on with him? Why did he change color?” I ask.
“It looks like the components that controlled his fur color were replaced by our magic….But other than that, I have no idea why he became those colors…”
The doctors replace his ribcage and sew him back up. I gasp softly, seeing the veins in his arms glow a dark blue.
“Twilight, I think he’s going to be okay. But it seems that our combined overwhelmingly strong magic may have damaged his genetic code for fur and hair color, and possibly even eye and magic color. We must test him extensively once he’s able to move on his own again.”
Twilight scribbles notes onto a scroll that I didn’t notice she had. Where was she keeping it? She doesn’t have her knapsack…
“This is amazing! Thaumoplasm seems to be a useable substitute to blood if a donor isn’t found! This could change everything!”
I turn back to Cross and tap on the glass, getting the doctor’s attention.
“Doctor, could you check his eye color?”
He nods and carefully opens his eyes. They weren’t green anymore. They were Purple, like Twilight’s.
“Oh my. This is going to be an interesting report to tell my sister…” I chuckle.
The doctors take Cross out of the room, and I leave the observation room. The nurse leads all four of us, including Fluttershy who is no longer ill, back to Recovery. We get into the room, and the doctor stops me.
“Princess, his condition seems to be stable, but his magic levels are fluctuating all over the place. We did a scan of his body, and we found the only other component of non-organics is a small square something in the abdula oblongata in his brain.”
“His magic center… Will he be able to cast spells still?”
“That’s just it. We think that he will, but there’s no telling what that piece in his brain does. It’s not a toxic metal, so it isn’t going to kill him. But until he wakes up, we won’t know what it does.”
“I understand. Thank you, Doctor.” He nods and leaves. Fluttershy had pulled a chair up to his bed and was playing with his long, black hair.
“It looks like yours, Princess….” She comments. I hadn't thought, but it does look like mine. Thankfully his doesn’t move.
“This is quite an odd development.” I comment, sitting beside her. I notice his hoof sticking out from the blanket, but it was black. I lift up the blanket, and see his body had a gradient from dark green to black on his feet.
“Most unusual…. Twilight, write to my sister and have her come at once. She’ll want to see this.” Twilight nods and quickly scribbles down a note and sends it.
Minutes later, a pop rings out as Celestia teleports into the room.
“Sister, we received Twilight’s letter and- Who is this?” She asks suddenly, leaning over Cross as he sleeps.
“This...is Cross. He just got out of surgery.”
“Impossible. His magic signature is completely different than Cross’.”
“It’s true, sister. He is Cross. We gave him our thaumoplasm to substitute his blood, and we think it may have damaged some of his genes.”
“We?” She looks over to the opposite side of the bed, and her eyes furrow into a furious glare as she lays eyes on Chrysalis.
“You...you DARE show your face here?”
“Sister, she’s not hostile. She brought Cross here with me. Well,she technically foalnapped him first, but that’s beside the point. Cross told me she was friendly before he went into his coma.”
“I trust her about as far as I can throw her.”
“Hey, there’s no need for that. I deserve every word you say. I did something horrible, but my subjects needed food, and I had thought that asking would lead us to be executed on the spot, so I did what I had to…”
Celestia glares at her. “I understand where you’re coming from, but I will not tolerate any scheming from you. If my sister or my prized student catch you doing anything nefarious, I will be sure to have you exiled on the Sun. Do I make myself clear?”
Chrysalis gulps. “C-Crystal….”
“Good. Now, I will be in Canterlot if you need me. So call if you do. And keep me informed of his state.” She vanishes.
I groan in discomfort and soreness as I force my eyes open. I was back in the hospital room. I felt oddly light, like I lost weight. I sit up and wince slightly in pain.
“Ngh, damn it…” I look around. I was alone in the room. It was the middle of the night.
I take a deep breath. I can feel that the new heart is much more effective than my old one. A nurse walks into the room and smiles.
“Ah, you’re finally up. How are you feeling?”
“I feel pretty good. A bit sore, and my chest stings a bit. But just fine otherwise.”
She sets her clipboard down and checks my heart rate and blood pressure.
“It seems you’re back up to normal. I’ll notify Princess Luna that you’ve woken up.” She leaves. I hum to myself.
“Um...Composer, are you there?”
Silence.
“Guess they got the pieces out…. Well, I remember the blueprints. I could always try another one. Maybe make it smaller next time.”
I sit back and yawn. “Mm….It’s gonna be a while… God, I want a book. Any book. Why...do I want a book so badly?”
There’s a pop, and Luna appears, nearly tackle-hugging me.
“You’re awake! I’m so happy! I’ll call everyone here!”
“Uh, okay…? But, uh...do you have a book?” Luna looks at me curiously.
“A book? That’s an odd request. You’ve only been awake for five minutes…” She scrawls down a note on a piece of paper, and it vanishes.
“I don’t know, but I’ve wanted a book to read since I woke up…”
I hear squeals as the door slams open. Twilight, Fluttershy, and Chrysalis burst in and hug me tightly, swallowing my head in softness.
“We were so afraid you wouldn’t pull through!” Twilight sobs. Wait, she’s crying?
“Twilight, why are you crying? You barely know me.”
She blushes and quickly lets go of me.
“W-well, you see, uh...you’re just my friend! And I worry about you. That’s all.”
Oh yeah, she likes me. It’s really obvious.
“Well, how did the surgery go?” I ask.
“Well, um...we’re sure that it’s harmless…”
“Luna….Spit it out. What happened?”
Her horn glows and the lights turn on. I look down at myself, and my eyes widen as I see my new colors.
“What the f- my body….my hair…..my hooves? What the Hell happened?”
“Well, you see...We think our combined magic may have damaged your not entirely pony dna.”
“Wh-is that bad?! I just got passed the scare of a poisonous heart!”
“Well, the doctors say you’re healthy. Very healthy, actually. But your magic is constantly fluctuating.” I look at my hands, feeling over my dimly glowing veins.
“This is bizarre…. I actually feel cold. It’s nice. Whose magic is in me right now?”
“Mine, Princess Luna’s, and Chrysalis’.”
“Wow….That's actually amazing….”
The doctor walks in and smiles. “Ah, good evening Cross! I’m glad you’re awake. I have a concern I’d like to ask you about.”
“Oh, uh...alright.” He pulls out an X-Ray and lights up behind it.
“There’s some kind of machine part left over from the Composer of yours. What is it?”
I look closely. “Huh. It’s the transfer component and the cooling system. See, this is what makes the Composer do what it does…” I point at the chip in my brain. “...and here’s the cooling system.” I point at a small, pill-shaped object just below it. He looks closely at it.
“How could we have missed that…”
“Wait, does the cooling whatever even work?” Twilight asks.
“Well, yeah. It takes nitrogen from the atmosphere and absorbs it into itself, cooling down the nuclear core. If the core was ever used without it, it would most likely result in the death of the core.”
“Cross, it seems that your body temperature has dropped significantly since you were removed from surgery.”
I hum and lean back against the bed. “Hmm….Well, I guess we do have to test. Doc, am I safe to leave?”
“Well, you’re in perfect health other than your temperature, and you’ll be in Princess Luna and Princess Twilight’s care. I don’t see why not.” He comes over and carefully removes the wires and tubes from my arms and chest. I carefully stand up, my legs shaking a bit. Luna wraps her arm around my side, helping me stand.
“Take care of him, and bring him back if something happens.” The doctor says. Twilight nods and helps me out of the hospital. Once outside, I try to stand on my own. My legs are a bit weak from not standing for a few days, but I quickly get the hang of it again.
“I feel...really good, actually. This heart is amazing, Twilight.” I stretch my legs and back.
“Th-thank you, Cross.” She blushes bright red.
“I think I’m going to run back to the castle.” I break into a full sprint, a smile growing on my face. I feel incredible! Like I’m in the best shape of my life!
I get back to the castle in minutes, panting softly. Twilight was sitting on the steps, waiting for me.
“Have a good run?”
“Yeah! And I’m not sweating at all! This is so weird…” I smile at her.
“Hmm...I’ll have to record that. Come inside, Cross.” I nod and follow her inside. She leads me to her library, and she goes over to her desk and starts writing. Next thing I know, I have an overwhelming urge to read. Next thing I know, books all over the library are glowing grey and floating around me, my eyes darting between pages as I memorise every word on each page I read. Obviously, this is the most efficient way to read.
“Cross!” I yelp and drop every book.
“What? Jesus, you scared me!”
“Cross, I’ve been yelling for nearly a minute! How in Equestria did you just do all that?”
“I….I just wanted to read, and that was the most efficient way to do it.”
Her eyes widen and she grins brightly.
“This is incredible! You somehow inherited my love for knowledge! And even some of my personality traits! Oh, this could be bad….But it’s fascinating!”
“Uh, Twilight. What does that mean?”
“It means that our magic isn’t just magic! It’s also ourselves!”
“So, you’re saying that the neurologic discharge of magic may have copied both your magic output as well as some neurologic patterns to imprint on my brain? Woah, where did that come from…?”
“That’s...exactly what I’m saying. Wow, I’m smarter than I thought.”
“I need to report this to the Princesses immediately. If you imprinted on my personality, you may have gotten Luna and Chrysalis’ as well.” She quickly goes back to writing. I shrug and go back to reading, quickly memorising a book and putting it back in alphabetical order based on genre and type of binding.
I stop reading when I feel a poke on my shoulder. I look back, seeing Luna.
“Oh, Luna! Nice to see you! What brings you here?”
“Cross, how are you feeling?”
“Just fine. Why?”
“You’ve been here reading for hours, and you haven’t been blinking.”
“Woah...That’s not normal, right?”
“It’s normal for me!” Twilight yells.
“But no, it isn’t. Twilight tells me that you’ve gone through every book in here already.”
“I can do that, too!” Twilight huffs.
“I know you can, Twilight. Where do you think he got it?”
She sighs. “Okay. Okay. Sorry, Princess.”
Luna does a scan of my brain, which is awesome that I know that, and she nods.
“It looks like his brain has different neurons firing than before.”
“So, my neurons are discharging in different areas of my brain now than before, which altered my personality? Neuroscience and Magic Basis Theory Volume Three, Written by Starswirl the Bearded. Where did that come from?”
“Oh, Celestia...He has more of me than i thought. He even has my photographic memory.”
I feel the scar on my chest through my thin shirt and look at Luna.
“Wait, what did they do with the old heart?”
“Well, they put it into a freezer and sent it up to Canterlot for analysis.” Luna answers.
“She couldn’t have asked me?” I shudder, feeling someone looking at us. I somehow knew who it was right away.
“Celestia, are you spying on us?” I ask aloud. The presence vanishes. With a pop, Celestia appears.
“I’m sorry, Cross. But I felt you were talking about me and wondered why. Your heart, I assume?”
“Your scientists will have no idea how to harness the power of it. They’ll just end up frying the core or killing themselves. Let me write them a blueprint before they end up hurting someone.” Everyone gawks at me out of nowhere.
“What?” I look, and notice a quill scribbling rapidly across a large piece of parchment. I didn’t even realize what I was doing!
I levitate the paper over to me. It’s a perfect blueprint of not only the core, but how to build a power generator using it.
“Well, uh...here you go I guess. Twilight, can you do that?”
“Y-Yes, but it took me years to master….”
Celestia takes the parchment and nods with a smile. With a pop, she’s gone.
“Where’s Chrysalis?” I ask.
“She’s gone to her hive to establish a new base in the Ponyville mines. Celestia, myself. And her have talked over a peace treaty.”
I nod and sit on the sofa. Luna sits beside me and smiles, cuddling my arm. I notice a pink mist coming out of her body.
“Uuh, why are you misting everywhere?”
“I’m what?” She sits up and looks herself over.
“I don’t see anyth- SWEET CELESTIA, YOUR EYES!”
Twilight rushes over, and she gasps. “His eyes changed! They look like Chrysalis’ eyes!”
“They didn’t before?”
“No, they were purple like mine!” Twilight exclaims.
“Twilight, you’re misting too. Quite a lot actually. Can’t you see it?” I ask, moving my hand through the massive cloud of pink around her.
“Cross, look outside. What do you see?” I stand up and look out the window.
“Jesus christ, it’s like a pink fog! You honestly can’t see any of that?!”
“No, we can’t….”
“He’s not seeing a fog…” Chrysalis states plainly, walking into the room. “....He’s seeing Love.”
“Wait, I…..can see love? How does that even work?” I ask, rubbing my eyes.
“It’s simple. You’ve got some of me in you. Changelings can see love, and feed off of it.”
I smell something sweet in the air, and can’t help but drool a little.
“See, and you can feed off it, too.” Twilight gasps.
“Ooh, I can call Cadence! She’s an expert on Changelings!”
“Twilight, I’m right h-”
“I gotta write a letter!” Twilight disappears. Chrysalis sighs.
“Does everyone forget I’m a changeling…?” I laugh.
I notice that she isn’t emitting pink mist, but it’s flowing into her body.
“I can see you feeding. That’s bizarre.” She smiles warmly.
Luna clears her throat. “Well, I’m going to give my report to Celestia. You two have fun together.” She vanishes with a pop.
Chrysalis looks over at the door, and I hear the lock click.
“Uh, Chrysalis? What’re you doing?”
“I want to run my own tests, and I don’t want anyone interfering~” She sits at the side of the couch and smirks.
“O-Okay.” I can feel her intense presence overwhelm mine, and I can’t help but blush.
She presses her hand on my chest. It’s really warm.
“Wow, you’re freezing. Composer, make one love capsule.” I wait, but nothing happens.
“Hmm...Guess it’s disabled. I don’t hear it anymore.” She pouts a little bit.
“Awe. I was getting hungry.”
Dangit, that pout is so cute! I want to make one, but how do I…
Both of our eyes widen as a grey beam fires onto the floor, and a large, green capsule with pink mist appears. A love capsule.
“H-how did I do that?!” I shout. Chrysalis picks it up and smells it
“It’s real. It looks like it does work. What did you do?”
“I-I don’t know! I just thought about making one, and it just happened!”
She hums in thought. “I wonder… Try thinking about making something else. Anything else.”
I think about creating an apple, but my thoughts shift to a 3D print of an anthro Chrysalis I printed in my early 20s. My horn fires off again, and a ten-inch, busty anthro Chrysalis statue slowly appears, colored and all. He picks it up and giggles devilishly.
“And what’s this?”
“I-I-I was trying to make an apple!”
“Mhm….This is one oddly shaped apple. It looks a bit different from me. I don’t have feet, and my breasts are not that small normally.”
“Wh-small?!” The statuette was of a near humanoid Chrysalis, wearing a green evening gown. It had a slightly bottom-heavy figure, but it had H-cup breasts and a slim waist that flared into large hips and thick thighs.
“Well, yes. I’m currently on a love starve diet to let my subjects survive. So I live with minimal love. If I was fully fed, I’d be quite large compared to what i was before. You’ve seen me close to full once before.”
I blush hotly, squeezing my pant leg. She giggles and licks my cheek gently.
“Ooh, the chill feels nice~” She sits next to me on the sofa and picks me up, sitting me on her lap. I blush bright red, my body smaller than hers considerably. My head barely reached her breasts, and my hooves just reached her shins. She coos and hugs me into her body, luckily not facing her so I can breathe.
“C-Chrysalis, th-this is ngh...A-A bit much…”
“Oh, shut up. You know you love it~” She reaches into her cleavage and pulls out the black collar she had me in not a week before.
“H-Hey, what’re you doing with that?” She giggles and clips it on around my neck. I blush, but don’t try to take it off. She was right, but I’d never say. I do love this…
“Awe, it looks so cute on you! Is my little pet happy?” She teases. I shrink in her grasp with embarrassment.
I can feel her grin as her hand snakes down my chest and down my pants. I gasp as she grips my cock firmly, like a vise.
(POV: Luna)
Should I interfere? He looks like he’s enjoying himself, but look at her smug grin! My Celestia, I hate her sometimes. I peek out from behind a bookshelf, watching closely as she pulls his pants down, his cock springing free. He may be smaller than us, but he’s quite large.
Wait, did he get shorter? He looks just shy of seven feet tall. I’ll have to ask later. But right now, I can’t stop myself.
I slowly sneak over to them, and wink at Chrysalis as she sees me. She grins and nods. Cross had his eyes shut tightly. I quietly kneel next to her legs and bury my face into his grapefruit-sized balls. He gasps and squeaks.
“L-Luna? Mmng….Wh-What’re you..”
I shut him up with a soft nip at his base.
“Enough talking, Cross~ I need your cock~” I teasingly slowly lick his cock from base to tip, and I can’t help but giggle as it throbs hard. I stand and unzip my dress with my magic, rolling it off my shoulders. He blushes deeply, clearly in awe of my curves. I grin and turn around, slowly sitting on his lap, sandwiching him between My butt and Chrysalis’ thighs. He gasps as my cheeks trap his cock between them.
“H-Holy shit…” He groans. I shudder, his slightly chilled body a new and pleasant sensation.
I slowly move my butt up and down, stroking his cock with my cheeks. He arches his back hard into Chryssi’s cleavage as I do. He’s so lewd~
“L-Luna, please….s-stop teasing m-me!” He gasps.
“Oh, fine. I’ll stop. You heard him, Chrysalis. He said stop.” I stand up and grin. Chrysalis giggles silently and sets him down on the couch. He blushes hard.
“Wh-why did you…”
“Stop? You asked us to stop. So we stopped.” We wink at each other and walk away. We manage three steps before a grey aura grabs both Chrysalis and my arms. I yelp as my arms are pinned behind my back and I’m thrown onto the couch. I look back and see Chrysalis surrounded by the grey aura, making her moan loudly, her nipples leaking through her dress. I look up at Cross, seeing his smirk. His green eyes flash devilishly as he climbs between my legs, his tip rubbing my slit.
“C-Cross? AAAH!” I squeal as he thrusts into me all at once, stretching me wide.
(P.O.V.: Cross)
I have no idea what got into me, but fuck, don’t let it go away now! I turn Luna on her side and thrust into her hard, making her cry out in bliss. I moan at her extreme tightness.
“C-Cross, fuck me!!” I hug her thick thigh and thrust rapidly, slamming into her over and over again, filling the room with moans and slaps of skin against skin. Her breasts wobble all over as I pump my cock in and out of her, kissing her thigh gently. She moans and shudders hard.
“Luna, I-I’m close!” She flips onto her front and sticks her ass in the air. I hug her fat ass and thrust wildly, abandoning all manners as I fuck her as fast and hard as I can. She bites down on the couch and I can feel her squeeze around me as she cums. I slam into her all at once, blowing a massive load inside her. She groans and pants heavily, slowly being lifted as her belly slowly swells.
I groan and pull out slowly a few minutes later, leaving her looking pregnant. She collapses in a heap of moans, and my sight turns to Chrysalis, whose pussy was dripping all over the floor under her as she’s pumped with lust from my magic.
I climb off the couch and walk right up to her, smirking.
“Look who’s the pet now~” I walk behind her and slap her ass. She yelps and bites her lip.
“W-why aren’t I g-growing?”
“Simple. I’m feeding off you as fast as I’m feeding you, leaving you in a constant state of lust.”
She squeaks and squirms. “Please, stop struggling. It won’t do you any good. My grip is too strong.”
She looks at me and gulps. “Wh-what’re you gonna do to me?”
“Oh, that’s simple~ I’m going to plow you till you pass out like Luna over there.”
I pin her to the wall, and she squeals as milk leaks down the wall as her breasts press against it firmly. I grin and grope her ass. She moans loudly, her lust clearly spiked well above what most ponies can handle. Where do these weird facts keep coming from?
I grab the love capsule from the couch with my magic and cram the whole thing up her ass. She screams in bliss as she's stretched extremely wide. I smile and shudder as she moans extremely loud, her moans filling me with a second wind instantly. My cock hardens, prodding her pussy. She whines and moans, shaking her ass. I smirk and crush the capsule in her ass with my magic, causing her to squeal and grow. Her ass and breasts billow out, and she grows taller.
She coos happily as her breasts leak milk heavily. I grin and slam my cock in her cunt as hard as I can, biting down on her fat ass as I thrust up into her over and over again. She gropes her fat tits, spraying milk all over the wall. I spank her ass as hard as I can as I cum inside her, making her belly bloat and swell. She burps softly as I finally stop.
I pull out and grin, sitting back on the couch. “Clean me up, pet.” I order plainly. She nods obediently and kneels at my feet. Her breasts start spilling onto my lap as her body absorbs my cum. She groans and giggles as she grows.
“Did I stutter? I said clean my cock, pet.” She jumps a little at my tone and gets to work on licking my cock and balls clean.
I feel a little light headed and rub my eyes. When I open them again, I can’t see any pink mist anymore.
“Wait, why can’t I see the love anymore?”
“Mrrn?” Chrysalis looks up at me, my cock in her mouth. I blush deeply, my cock throbbing in her mouth. She had grown from seven feet tall to nearly ten feet tall with immeasurably huge breasts, each one bigger than the average man on earth, and her hips and butt could crush a couch. Her belly has a little pudge, but not much. And she looks like she’s in heaven.
The door lock clicks and the door swings open. “Princess, I-” Twilight freezes, gasping in shock as she sees Luna unconscious and Chrysalis sucking me off. Cadence was standing behind her, equally as shocked.
“WHAT IN TARTARUS DID YOU DO!?” Twilight shouts. I wince at the volume and chuckle.
“It wasn’t my fault… Luna started it!” She looks at Luna, who snores softly.
Twilight groans and looks back at Cadence. “I’m so sorry you had to see that, Cadence.”
Cadence was wearing a multi-colored dress and a small, gem-encrusted tiara. She had E-cup breasts that barely fit in her dress, and I could guess her hips were around the same width as Twilights, possibly slightly bigger.
She eyes me up with a grin. I pull Chrysalis’ head into my crotch, my cock stuffed down her throat, so Cadence can’t see it.
“Quit staring….You’re a married mare!” I shout. Cadence looks confused.
“Um, I beg your pardon? No, I am not.” I stare at her like she’s dumb.
“What happened with Shining Armor?”
“Twilight’s brother? He’s been married to one of the lieutenants in his battalion. I’m still very single.” She winks.
“Huh….Another difference.” I pat Chrysalis’ head and she pulls away, licking her lips. I put my clothes on. “So, uh...what brings you here?”
“Twilight tells me that you’ve become part changeling after being infused with thaumoplasm from her.” She gestures to Chrysalis, who was getting dressed.
“Well, I guess so.” She walks right up to me and leans really close to my face.
“His eyes don’t seem like a changeling’s.” She says.
“I think it’s induced by love or love-filled activities.”
Cadence hums in thought before making her horn glow. Out of nowhere, I start to see huge waves of pink mist erupting from her horn. I drool from the intoxicatingly sweet smell.
“I see what you mean, Twilight. His eyes just changed.” The mist stops suddenly, and I shake the weird feeling out of my head.
“Does Celestia know?” Cadence asks.
“I sent her a letter, and she’s seen. But she asked me to call you.” Twilight replies.
Cadence holds a lock of my hair. “Hmm...His hair looks like Luna’s. Whose thaumoplasm is his blood made of?”
“Luna’s, Chrysalis’, and mine.” Twilight replies.
Cadence looks back at her quizzingly. “Really? Are you sure that’s it?”
I look over to Twilight, who looks a bit nervous now.
“W-Well, um…”
“Twilight, what’s in my veins right now?!” I ask angrily.
“Okay! S-so I might’ve gotten some of added a little of Starswirl the Bearded’s thaumoplasm, too…”
Candece looks at her in shock. “You….you added his thaumoplasm to his body without consulting us?! There’s only ten ounces of that left! Twilight, what were you thinking?!”
“I-I-I thought it would be a good idea to have some of his knowledge implemented! There’s a theory that it copies mental impulse! And it’s clearly true! Cross’ magic is grey!”
Cadence looks back at me, equally shocked. “It is? Show me.”
I levitate a random book, a grey aura engulfing my horn and the book. Cadence looks stunned.
“How...did you manage to bond thaumoplasm into his blood? It’s not possible to bond with our blood!”
“Well, his blood cells seemed to be very receptive to energy, so I tried bonding mine to his cells, and it bonded perfectly. So, I did the rest of the thaumoplasm with the small batch, and the cells replicated until it had as many cells as our blood.”
“That’s fascinating….And the only side effects seem to be partial personality diversity…”
“Excuse me, what? I do not have Multiple personalities.” I butt in.
“No, but you have multiple traits in your brain that aren’t yours.” Twi says plainly.
“Thaumoplasm cannot directly copy memories from the once creator of the fluid, but certain personality traits and quirks have been recorded in mice tested. Aaand, where did that come from?” I ask after a long, out of nowhere speech.
Cadence stares at me in shock.
“Uh, that was Starswirl the Bearded’s Theory of Thaumoplasm Volume 1. He has my photographic memory.” Twilight says plainly.
Cadence clicks her tongue in thought before smirking.
“You said he has some of Luna’s thaumoplasm in him, right?” Twilight nods.
Cadence’s horn lights up, and a bolt of electricity fires out, hitting me square in the chest. I wince hard, thinking I was dead. When I find myself very alive, I open my eyes. Cadence was smirking, and Twilight was staring at me in awe.
“What?” I see movement in my peripherals and look, seeing my hair and tail moving on their own, the white flecks twinkling. Now that I think about it, I didn’t even feel the strike.
My hair stops floating and I look back at Cadence.
“Luna’s body is immune to weather hazards. And looks like you got that from her.” She holds up a mirror to me, and I see my eyes shift from deep blue to purple.
“That’s…..you knew I could survive that, right? Right?!”
Cadence giggles. “Well, You two have fun. I’m going back home to read up on changelings.” She vanishes.
“Whelp, this is too much OP character bullshit. I’m gonna go get plastered. Don’t follow me.” I walk right out of the library and down the stairs.
I wander through the town, kicking little stones as I think. I eventually get to the edge if town, where I find a bar that was never in the show called the Heartthrob.
“Huh. Surprised ponies aren’t all just boringly sober all the time.” I head inside the neon-surrounded doorway and down a dim set of stairs. As I walk through a set of purple felt curtains, soft jazz is playing in the background by several ponies on the stage. The bar was fairly empty, save for a few of what looks like Canterlot guards and a familiar pink gumball pony.
“Pinkie? The fuck are you doing down here?” She gasps and hugs me tightly before I can react.
“Crossie! It’s nice to see you! I gotta relax sometimes, ya know! Come on, have a drink with me!” I shrug and sit next to her at a barstool.
“So, uh...You drink. That’s uh...a bit odd.”
“I know you’re used to the kid-friendly me, but I gotta unwind sometime.”
“Uh, how did…”
“Ah, drinks! These are Griffon Fireballs! Here, have one!” She slides a little glass over. The drink was in a small, glass cup. It was a deep amber with a strong smell of smoke. I shrug and take a sip, instantly being hit with a coughing fit.
“What the fuck is in this?”
“Hey, no swearing! And it’s whiskey infused with a fire elixir! It’s awesome!” She downs the whole glass and burps a ball of fire.
“Is...is that safe?” She giggles and punches my upper arm.
“Come on! It’s fine!” I sigh and down the whole thing, a stream of fire billowing out of my mouth. Pinkie giggles.
I blink a few times, my head already swimming a little.
“Jesus, this is strong stuff….I’m already buzzed….”
Pinkie waves the bartender down, and he slides over two steins of beer. She takes one and smiles brightly. I take the other. We clink glasses and start chugging.
She sighs and sets the now empty stein down after only four seconds. I finish mine ten seconds later and cough.
“How did you do that?!”
“No telling! Hehehe. Refill!”
We spend a few hours drinking until we were both plastered, and she talks me into singing karaoke on stage, even though I had no idea what the words were to the songs. We go through town after that, tping houses all over, giggling all the way.
“Uuuuuugh…...Stupid hangover….” I sit up and stretch, my eyes not adjusted to the light yet. I shuffle out of bed and trudge to the bathroom.
When I finish, I yawn and sit at the foot of my bed, wiping the sleep out of my eyes.
“Jesus, that was a rough night…. At least I got home safe, I guess.”
I look over to my bookshelf and notice I have a large stack of various books sitting there, and a scroll sitting on top. It has the royal seal on it.
“Huh…” I grab it and unfurl it, reading aloud:
“Dear Cross Beam,
I would like to formally invite you to Canterlot for the weekend. Your input about your battery box, as well as your world has been requested to be added to the archives. Please, return this letter when you’re packed up.
P.S. Yes, I can scry you.
Princess Celestia.”
I roll up the letter and sigh softly.
“Of course she is. I’m new here, so she has no trust in me yet. Makes sense. Well, if I’m gonna work on that damn battery, I’ll need my tools….” I jump as my magic kicks on, creating my old, leather tool kit. It plops to the floor with a heavy, metallic thud.
“Oh-kay then…. I’m gonna just pack now.” I get up, but stop.
“Fuck, no clothes. I only have the one outfit. Damn it. Guess I’ll just bring the one till I can afford new sets…”
I throw on my normal clothes, grateful for drunk me for at least wearing pants to bed.
I grab my tool kit and hold the scroll.
“Celestia, I know you can hear me. I’m ready when you are.”
The world flashes white, and I’m suddenly at the foot of the throne room, staggering half-blindingly.
“Gaah, a little warning?” I rub my eyes aggressively until i can see fully. When I finally can, I look up to the throne, seeing Celestia sitting in an elegant white gown with gold trim, holding back giggles.
“I’m sorry for laughing, Cross. But you do look act rather adorable when you’re angry.”
“I’m not angry….or adorable! So, I assume you have the core somewhere safe?”
“We have it in a freezer in the science lab. Come with me.”
She stands and saunters across the hall, with me close behind.
Don’t think of anything weird…..don’t think of anything weird….
“Why are you humming in your mind?” She asks abruptly.
“I-I, uh...do that when I’m tired.” Good save.
I can hear you.
Shit.
She walks down the long hallway of the castle, passing elegant doors adjourned with various decorations, until we reach a solid metal door with no sign of a hinge or crease.
Her horn glows bright yellow, and the metal splits down the middle and parts, revealing a huge laboratory filled with dozens of ponies in labcoats working on various potions and enchantments. Wait, how do I know that?
“I see Starswirl’s thaumoplasm has helped you learn our arcane magics some.”
“Um, you know about that? Listen, don’t give Twilight a hard time. She was just doing what she thought was the right thing.”
“I won’t. I trust her judgement completely.” We reach the end of the lab, where several scientists are standing outside of a huge, floor-to-ceiling metal box. And that’s saying something, considering this room alone is 50 feet tall at least.
“We’ve kept your core in here to prevent any possible dangers. If you’ll hear it, my sister and I would like to make a proposition for you.”
“Go on.” I look up at her, listening intently.
“We would like you to teach our staff here about this battery you possess and your technology.”
“I’ll teach you some, but not all. Look, that thing in there could level a city if it fell into the wrong hands. That’s why it’s in the box. So only a set amount can be used at a time. But, I can teach you all all sorts of stuff, no problem.”
“Excellent. And you’d be getting paid approximately 8,000 bits per hour. Is that fair?”
“Is...Jesus, is that a lot?”
“From what Luna tells me, yes. Quite.”
“Well, uh...alright. Who am I to deny basically a goddess. When do you want me to start?”
“As soon as possible. And by what you’re carrying, I’d say now.”
I shrug and set my bag on the table closest to me and I approach the door.
“Open sesame!” Nothing happens.
“Cross, what are you doing?” Celestia asks bluntly.
“I thought it would work….” Her horn glows and the door creaks open, washing the room with cold air. I shudder a little.
When the door is opened, the battery core is sitting on a pedestal in the middle of the otherwise barren safe. I step inside and grab it, walking right back out. The other ponies in the room back away, and I chuckle.
“Easy. It’s harmless. Unless it’s fused to your body.” I set it on the table.
“I need something that can hold electricity.” They all look at me dumbly.
“Right. Uuh, does anyone have quartz? A big piece, about two feet in diameter?” A younger stallion approaches cautiously and hands me a piece that’s as long as my arm and big around as my head.
I reach up to my horn and grab onto something. As I pull, I see a long, rubber-coated copper wire flow out of my horn like my head was a spool. Everyone oohs and aahs. Celestia even looks mildly impressed.
“Okay, now. I know you know what magic is, but this creates something called a conduit.” I strip the ends of the wire with my teeth and loop one end around the quartz, and the other to the battery. I reach into my bag and pull out a hammer. I reel back and slam it hard on the wire attached to the battery, making the quartz instantly glow a brilliant orange.
“Oh, my goodness. It charged the stone instantly!” Celestia exclaims. I can’t help but smirk at her dumbfounded expression.
“Exactly. Quartz is not only able to store magic, but it can store what humans call Electricity! My job will to be to create a form of battery using human methods of producing electricity to one day be able to do this.”
I grab a lightbulb from the air, my magic easily creating it. As soon as I touch the base of it to the quartz, it lights up a bright yellow.
“He captured the sun’s light!”
“No, it’s a fire, it must be!”
I chuckle, hearing them all murmur theories amongst themselves. Celestia interrupts by walking through the crowd up to me. She kneels down and looks closely at it.
“This is called a light bulb. It uses a piece of metal called a filament in a vacuum to produce light when introduced to electricity.”
“This is quite an incredible invention. But what is that metal that’s lit up?” She asks, poking the bulb gently.
“Ah, that would be tungsten. It’s usually found in a human country called China.”
She takes the lightbulb and it turns off. She hands it to one of the scientists. “Take your group and try to reverse engineer this. Please.” The mare nods and scurries off with a few others.
I start to put my tools away when I feel a hand on my shoulder. It was a scientist mare.
“Would you, um...l-like a lab assistant?” She asks. She was just barely taller than me, so short amongst ponies. She had reddish-purple hair and soft, light pink fur. She was virtually curveless, but her eyes caught my attention instantly. Her pupils were a brilliant red in the shape of hearts.
“Uuuuh….I suppose….what’re your qualifications?”
“Well, I have a masters in Alchemy and I majored in Potions in college.”
Her skills may be useful, considering I have no idea how potions or alchemy work here.
“Hmm. Alright, you’re hired. I can’t pay you very much, though…”
“Oh, that’s okay. The Princess pays all of us that work here. I just wanted to work with you. Everyone else thinks you’re some kind of demon…”
“Wait, what? Why?”
“You made a seemingly empty box fill a ten year crystal in a millisecond.”
“A what?”
“A ten year crystal. They’re crystals designed to store enough energy to power a single hospital’s equipment for ten years.”
“Jesus….Well, let’s just ignore them and get started. I’d like you, as your first task, to take this piece of copper wire and see if you can find a way to transfer the electricity from my box into an environment rather than a single place. Not making Edison’s mistake….”
“Who’s Edison?”
“Well, he invented the concept of electricity and perfected the light bulb amongst other things. But when he made electricity available, he decided to sell it for a profit. I want to do what my hero Nikola Tesla wanted to do and make electricity free to everyone.”
“Oh, my….That’s amazing! I’ll get right on it!”
“Oh, hang on!” I tap my head and a small, three inch tall tesla coil appears from my horn.
“This may be a good place to start. But remember, we don’t want to use thousands of these for the city. Just one to four.” She takes it curiously.
“It’s….so tiny….”
“Well, it’s a small replica. Just see what you can do, please?” She nods and moves over to her desk across from my work table.
I look up to see Celestia leaning over the desk, her face inches from me. She’s smiling softly at me.
“Cross, may I speak to you for a second?”
“Uh, alright. Sure.” I try desperately not to look at her huge rack that literally spills over onto the table.
She stands and saunters back into the hallway, and I silently follow. When I walk out of the room, she suddenly grabs my coat and pins me at eye-level to the wall.
“Ow! Hey, what are you doing!?”
She grins mischievously, a look I’m very aware of.
“Ooh, no. No no no. I’m already with Luna and Chrysalis. I can’t take all the monarchs…”
“Oh, heaven’s no. I just want you to fuck me. After that, I’ll be done. I have someone else in mind.”
“Then why don’t you have sex with them? Why me?!”
She blushes softly, and it all clicks.
“Oh, my God. You and Twilight?! Really?”
A blush covers her face.
“I knew it! Tia, seriously. Just ask her out. You’re the princess. I know she likes you, too.”
“You...really think she likes me? How can you tell?”
“I just do. Now, go talk to her. And keep your activities at acceptable volumes, okay?” I wink.
She blushes and sets me down, vanishing with a flash. I fix my coat and sigh.
“That would’ve been way too OP main character for me…. Why the hell am I talking about myself like I’m a character in a story? Eh, I’m probably just tired.”
I sit against the wall and yawn, dozing off to sleep.
I’m not sure how long I was asleep, but I woke up sometime later with a female guard in my face.
“Uuuh, yes?”
“You’re Dr. Cross Beam, yes?”
“That’s right…?”
“Princess Luna has sent me to escort you to her quarters.” Her face was a soft pink from her blush.
“Oh boy….What is she planning now?” I get up and feel my pockets. My phone was gone.
“Oh, fuck me….She must’ve gotten it while I was sleeping. Guard, what time is it?”
“It’s nearly midnight.” Midnight?! I’ve been asleep all day!?
“Why did no one wake me up?”
“By order of the Princess, no one in the castle was to wake you.”
“Damn it...Well, alright. Take me to your leader.” I say, chuckling at my own joke.
She looks at me confused before leading me down the hall. I gotta teach them about Earth….Bunch of sticks….
We go through nearly a mile of passageways until we reach a large set of dark blue double doors.
“Thank you, Guard.”
“Please….Call me Dusk Fall.”
“Alright. Dusk it is.” She bows and leaves. Not bad, but I can’t really tell her anything in all that armor. I should talk to her out of it one of these days…
I approach the door and knock on if, and the door opens. When I step inside, I notice the room is extremely warm, and the floor is a bit wet.
“What the Hell? Luna? Hello?” I create a flashlight and look around the room. Something was definitely off. The walls were a soft pink color, and there were teeth everywhere…..Wait….OH FUCK!
Before I can bolt out of the room, the door shuts and the massive jaws of whatever’s mouth I’m in closes around me.
“LET ME OUT OF HERE!”
“WHY SHOULD I?” I cover my ears as Luna’s voice blasts extremely loudly from the back of the mouth.
“FUUUUCK, MY FUCKING EEEARS!!”
“Oops….Sorry….”
“WHAT?!” I shout, my ears still ringing.
“We thought you liked this sort of thing...We looked through your device and found many pictures depicting this scenario.”
“Luna, am i in your mouth!?”
“Yes, you are.”
“Wow….How did you get so big!?” I shake my head, the ringing finally stopping.
“We grew ourself with magic and replaced our room with our mouth. You should see the faces of all the ponies that are looking upon my enormity!”
“Luna, won’t you get in trouble for this?! Couldn’t you have just shrunk me down?”
Silence.
“Luna….”
“Shut up…We’ve shrunk to normal. And we shrunk you as well. Does this please you?”
“I-I guess….Wow, this is bizarre….” I sit down on her tongue and rub it gently, like I’m petting a big, wet dog.
“We can feel that. It feels...oddly pleasant…”
“Yeah...Most people that like this have an inferiority or superiority complex. I prefer to be dominated, and you clearly prefer to dominate.”
“We must do this more often. You taste quite nice. Like marshmallows on toast.”
“That’s…..an odd description….but thank you?”
“Does this please you, Cross?”
“Yeah….It’s pretty nice….Hey, wanna go mess with Celestia?”
I smile and knock on My sister’s door. A moment later, it opens.
“Luna? It’s past midnight….Why are you waking me?”
“We regret to inform you, sister, but we may have accidentally...ate Doctor Cross Beam….”
Her eyes widen, and I suppress a laugh.
“YOU WHAT?! Sister, how could this have happened?!”
“Look!” I open my mouth.
“Help meee!” Cross shouts down my throat. He’s hiding under my tongue.
“Luna, let him out!”
I can’t hold back anymore and I burst into laughter, as does Cross.
“Sister, this isn’t funny! He could be digesting in there!”
“Sister, relax! He’s just under my tongue.” I open my mouth again, and feel Cross step out from under my tongue.
“Princess.” He snickers. Celestia huffs and pulls him out with her magic.
“Hey! Sister, give him back!” I cry, trying to snatch him from her magic grasp.
“Not until you’ve learned not to toy with me. And you, young Doctor, are staying with me tonight.” She steps into her room and shuts the door.
“May she have mercy on him….” I say to no one in particular.
[Cross POV]
“L-Look, Princess. It was just a joke! It’s not that big of a deal, right? I mean, come on!”
She looks down at me, smirking.
I gulp softly. “Wh-what’re you gonna do to me?”
She lifts me up to her eye-level and drops me into her cleavage. I fall into her bra, landing in extreme warmth and softness. I cling to the top of her breast for dear life.
“Princess! Help me!”
She flicks my face, and I slip down into her canyon of cleavage, vanishing into darkness.
“Mm~ you feel so nice in there~” I land in her bra cup and try desperately to climb out, but her breast is too soft to grab.
“Oooh, keep doing that~” I blush hotly and stop, crossing my arms.
“Aaawe~ Why’d you stop?” She teases.
“CELESTIA, THIS ISN’T FUNNY!”
“Oh, isn’t it? I find it hilarious!”
“I’ll suffocate in here! Don’t leave me in this!”
“Ta ta!” She drops her shirt and I get sandwiched into her bra by her massive breast. Her nipple presses against my back.
“Uuugh….can’p...breave….” I squirm and push, but her tit is too heavy.
I yelp as she lays on her back. Oh, fuck, she’s going to sleep?!
“WUNAAA HEEEWP!!!!” I shout, my face smushed.
“She can’t hear you~ Good night~” Everything becomes pitch black, and her breathing slows. She fell asleep already?!
“Son ob a bitch….” I grunt and push against her bra as hard as I can. Nothing.
“I hope she’s a back sleeper…” I huff and sigh, defeated.
“Wait, I can teleport! Haha!” I try to activate my magic, but nothing happens.
“Wh...what’s going on? God damn it!”
I start sweating from the heat, and her breathing is rocking me around, making me nauseous. I need to escape.
I claw at her bra cup until I can grab it, and I pull myself up, moving a little. Yes!
I keep slowly climbing up her bra until I get to the top of her cleavage and pop out with a gasp, coughing and sputtering.
I climb out and take my coat and shirt off, tying them around my waist.
“That...was awful….I couldn’t...breathe…” I stand up and look around. Her bed seems to go on for miles, and her breathing is unchanged.
“Alright….Need to escape quick before she wakes up.” I climb over her shirt and slide down to her belly, then off onto the bed.
“Now, how am I gonna get down?” I walk up to the edge of the bed, and her sheet runs down nearly to the floor.
“Let’s see….I’m about an inch and a half tall…..subtract three….Okay, yeah. I can survive the fall if I slip. Mh mass isn’t enough to kill me on impact. Thank you, animal planet!” I grab the sheet and slide down towards the ground.
I land with an inaudible thud on the ground, and I sigh, dusting myself off. As I look around, I can see the door a long way away.
“Alright….Roller blades….roller blades.” I grab them out of the air as I create them and I put them on.
“I’m out of here!” I start rolling towards the door as fast as I can, the marble floor perfectly even. I get close to the door in only fifteen minutes, and I slip under it effortlessly.
When I get outside of the room, Dusk Fall was standing guard outside. I recognise her humming.
“DUSK! HEY! DOWN HERE!” I shout, waving around.
She looks around. “Hello? Is someone there?’
“DOWN HERE! LOOK DOWN!” She looks down and kneels.
“Doctor? Why are you...so small?” She asks, trying to hold back her laughter, and failing horribly.
“This isn’t funny! Help me get back to Luna!”
She picks me up and sets me on her head. Another guard approaches, a guy judging by the walk.
“Dusk, you’re relieved for the night.”
“Yes sir!” She salutes and marches off. I cling to her helmet tightly as she marches along the hallway.
“Alright, to Luna’s room.”
“I have to go to the Guard’s quarters to disarm first.”
“Ugh...fine. Just hurry please?”
She goes to the barracks and walks inside to her locker. She sets me on top of her locker and takes her armor off, revealing that she’s a stormy blue color with grey hair.
“Wow. Not what I expected to see under all that armor.”
“What were you expecting?”
“I don’t know….But damn, you’re what they call on my world ‘Fiiiiine~’”
She giggles. “I’ll take that as a compliment.” She sheds off her chestplate and gauntlets, and….Sweet Jesus, she’s stacked.
Her breasts are smaller than Luna’s, but her waist is narrower and her hips flare out into the armor. Her muscles are even more toned than Dash’s.
“God damn….”
“What was that?”
“Nothing!” I blurt out. She sheds the rest of her armor, and her hips match her chest. They flare out a little, and her butt sticks out like a small shelf, but her thighs and calves are very well toned. She fixes her bra and panties before putting on a neckless black shirt and some jeans. She fixes her short hair and smiles, helping me down. She sets me on her shoulder.
“You’re dating Luna, correct? And you have Chrysalis and Fluttershy in your harem as well?”
“Well, uh...hehe….yeah…”
“Would you be willing to try dating a guard?”
“FUCK Y- I mean, uh...sure. Why not?”
“Perfect! I’m available for the rest of the night. Let’s go out!”
“Alright...wait, I’m still tiny!” She only heard my “Alright” and stopped listening, walking out of the castle into the city.
My jaw drops at the beauty of the city at night, with every candle light reflecting off the glass panes in such a way that it feels like home.
“Oh, wow….It’s beautiful.”
“Isn’t it? This is why I joined the night guard. Well, that and I love the Princesses. Who doesn’t.” She heads down a narrow street towards an all night café, and she goes inside. It’s very quiet.
It seems very plain, with white walls and a dimly lit ceiling. Pictures of patrons line along the walls, all of which are couples. As she goes inside, a large, heavy-set stallion walks up to her with a bright smile, his salt-and-pepper moustache curved into a smile above his mouth.
“Ah, Dusk! Welcome back! The usual booth tonight?” The burgandy stallion asks.
“Yes, but I have a guest with me tonight. Autumn, this is Doctor Cross Beam.” She rolls the shoulder I’m on forwards.
The stallion leans closer, his eyes wide.
“Is he...supposed to be small?”
“Yes. He’s to remain like this until dawn two days from now. Under Luna’s orders.”
“Ah. Well, alright. Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen. Nice to meet you, Cross. I hope we can meet when you’re normal sized next time we meet.” He says. He sounds just like my dad.
“We can get to the booth alright. And I’ll have the usual tonight.” The older stallion beams and leaves to the kitchen. Dusk goes back to the end of the row of booths and sits down at the end. She sets me down on the table.
“I have to stay like this for another full day!? WHY?!”
“I don’t question the Princess’ orders, i just follow them.”
I sit on a small plate that was set on the table and I sigh.
“Well, since this is a date, tell me about yourself.”
She smiles. “Well, I’ve been a night guard for five months now. I love my job very much. I live at the castle in the barracks, and I paint in my free time.”
“You paint? That’s amazing!”
She blushes. “Not as amazing as you creating stuff from memory. I read your file.”
“I have a file?” I ask, raising an eyebrow.
“Oh yes. And it’s very top secret.” She teases.
“Well, alright then. And me creating stuff isn’t really all that cool. All I do is change atoms around me or in my body into another form.”
“Is that why you have roller skates?”
I look at my feet, and sure enough I’m still wearing them.
“Huh...Yeah, I needed to cross Princess Celestia’s bedroom fast, and I couldn’t make anything else. I have to know how something is made in order to make it.”
“Oh, I see. So, you can make anything as long as you know how?”
“That’s the gist of it.”
“And you don’t think that’s cool?”
“I mean, I guess so...It’s useful, for sure. Feel like Dora’s fuckin backpack….”
“What?”
“Nothing, nothing….So, were you born here in Canterlot?”
“No, I was born in Manehattan. I moved here last year after an Ursa Major destroyed my house.”
“Oh, jeez….sorry to hear that…”
“It was a crappy place anyway. And the guard was a lot better in the sense that I live with friends basically for free.”
“Do you have to live there?”
“Well, no. But I like to.”
“Do you have your own room at least?”
“Oh, yes. It’s my own apartment basically, but we can’t lock the front door.”
“I see…”
The stallion comes over with a plate of bread and a glass of wine for her.
“He’ll share with me, Autumn. Thank you.”
“Of course, my dear.” He leaves again.
“He seems pretty nice…”
“He’s my uncle. I come here every night after work. He keeps it open late just for me.”
“That’s awesome! My dad used to own a deli in Jersey, but it closed after he passed away…”
“Oh...sorry to hear that. My parents still live in Manehattan. What’s a deli?”
“It’s a market for buying meats, cheeses, and pastries.”
“Humans eat meat?”
“Well, sometimes. We’re omnivores. But some humans prefer to be vegetarian. And some prefer to be carnivores. It’s a choice. Me, I just ate whatever I could. And I really don’t miss meat. I had so little money in the last six years on Earth that I mostly lived off noodles and Pepsi…”
“That’s awful.”
“I know…. But, now I’m here. And I’ve been pretty happy here.”
She smiles and grabs a piece of bread, eating it. I tear off a little piece off the big loaf and munch on it.
“What’s Earth like?” She asks after swallowing.
“Well, it’s pretty close to here, but we’ve advanced in technology far beyond what you all have here. We don’t have magic, save for little party tricks that aren’t real magic. We have to have machines to fly, and to go deep under our oceans. We only have one monarch on the planet left as far as I know, and she’s not really powerful. We even have machines that can get us into space and still breathe.”
“Wow….That’s incredible! Have you been to space?”
“Well, I mean….once. I was hired by the government to join a trip to the space station to install a reflective grid on the outside. I was scared out of my wits, but it went smoothly. And God, it was beautiful…”
“What’s God?”
“Oh boy….Uuh, God is a deity believed in by most of the humans on Earth that was credited in creating the entire universe.”
“Oh, wow. What does he look like?”
“No one knows. His existence at all is still debated by science.”
“That must be difficult not knowing for sure that your God exists.”
“It can be. Me, though, I don’t really believe in God. I believe the universe was created in a single, spontaneous event billions of years ago called ‘The Big Bang’ that created everything.”
“What about here?”
“Well, here is different. I feel like you have a deity that you all know for sure exists, and your world functions much more different than Earth.”
“Wait, how so?” She asks, leaning forwards, interested.
“Well, your sun and moon are controlled by the Princesses. Mine move independently without outside influence. Your world is the center of your solar system with the sun, moon, and the rest of the planets orbit around Terra, while Earth orbits around the sun, and the moon orbits around the Earth while they all rotate on their own.”
“Woooow!”
We talk for a whole hour about Earth and Terra differences and similarities, from philosophers to the introduction of the Internet. And she clings to every word.
“So, you all have a joined knowledge, but most humans are dumb?”
“Well, not most, but yeah…”
“Here’s your food. Sorry it took so long. Got a message from your mother. She wanted to know all about your little friend here.”
“It’s alright, Autumn. Thank you.” He sets down a plate of spaghetti.
“Oooh, yes. One of my favorites.”
“Yours too?” She asks, surprised.
“Hell yeah! My grandma made some of the best spaghetti ever!”
“Give this a try.” She eats a forkful. I grab a single noodle and bite a piece off.
“This...is amazing! I can’t believe how good this is!”
She laughs and eats her fill while I just eat the one strand.
She sips at the wine while she eats, and I don’t dare touch it. Who knows how it would work if I was this small with all that booze in me….
After we finish, she helps me back on her shoulder and leads me back out to the street, waving to her uncle as she does.
“Wow, that was fun. I haven’t done something like this in a while...Thanks, Dusk.”
“Anytime. Hey, why don’t you stay in my room tonight? I doubt either of the Princesses would appreciate seeing you out and about at this size.”
“Yeah...probably not. Alright. Just, please don’t stuff me in your bra…” She blushes.
“Why would I do that?”
“Celestia did….and God, I was about to suffocate in there…”
She laughs. “Yeah, I’d imagine so. Those things are enormous!”
“Right?! Jesus Christ, it’s like fucking Death Valley in there. Three seconds and you die of heat stroke!” She laughs harder.
“Well, don’t worry about me doing that. I have a Queen bed. You can just have the other pillow.”
“Alright. Do you have work tomorrow night?”
“No, I don’t. Why?”
“I think another date is in order. What do you think?”
She giggles sweetly. “I’m sure I can fit you in my schedule.”
“Oof, was that a short pun?”
She smirks. “Maybe~”
I laugh and pinch her shoulder. “Just wait till i’m full sized! I’ll show you who’s tiny!”
We share a merry laugh back to her room, which had a full kitchen, bathroom, and master bedroom. She sets me on one of the pillows and changes out of her civilian attire into a t-shirt and panties alone.
“Comfy?” I ask, wearing just my underwear and pants.
“Yeah. Are you?”
“Oh, just perfect. I should sleep like this all the time….Screw mattresses…”
She flops into bed. “Same. Good Morning, Cross.” She smiles.
“Morning, Dusk.” I smile and doze off to sleep again.
