Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
For Whom The Sweetie Belle Tolls
Dear Princess Luna,
For the record, I do not believe you know what I'm going through. In fact, I'm better at screwing with my sister than you. With a single thread, I could have ruined my sister's career. You, with the power of the moon, flew around and shot at your sister for about a grand total of three minutes. Good job.
Besides, I'm screwing with her. How could you not realize that? Think about it, your highness. I expertly resewed Sapphire Shores' headdress, but I have to have Rarity make me the costumes for my play? Right.
Let me know when you're going to fuck with Apple Bloom's dreams. But I would be very careful about going in there. You never know when she's going to be having a cloppy dream about her sister or brother.
Your loyal subject,
Sweetie Belle
To my loyal subject Sweetie Belle,
The last time we hath checked, Apple Bloom was dreaming about you. You were putting your horn in-
Actually, never mind.
'Twas hot.
Sincerely,
Princess Luna
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HA!
So, you're a SweetieBloomer. It's k. I won't hold it against you.
*Geroge Takei voice* Oh my~
And then Sweetie Belle never looked at Apple Bloom the same way again...
TEE FUCKING HEE!
George Takei reads Luna's response:
Typo in the letter, the episode is called "For Whom The Sweetie Belle Toils", though I can see how that's easy to miss.
4153732 I'm thinking that might have been intentional.
So.
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so, Luna's a pedophile?
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She looked at her with a half-lidded, come hither stare with a sultry smile while waving her tail under Appleblooms chin.
Luna you so funny!!!!
Luna with the Za-ZING.
And thus, Sweetie Belle gets a new idea for getting her cutie mark...
T'was hot
Dear Rarity:
If you think your sister is screwing with you, then I have a couple of suggestions
Eternally setting an example for older sisters everywhere, Princess Celestia.
Fuckin lost it man.
The first time I read that line I did not see the word "with." And the I was like Then I saw the "with" and I was like
KBO.
'Twas Hot
XD
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I think you reversed the pony faces there