October 23
All of us woke up kinda early, and at first we were just snuggling but it didn't take too long for it to turn into fondling, and then everyone was moving around trying to find a good position again, and I got to be in the middle for a little while, which was the funnest place to be but it was also kind of overwhelming because you didn't know what to focus on.
And then we dozed off for a little while—I was on top of Aric, and Meghan had her arms around both of us—and when I woke up again, I leaned over and kissed Meghan, 'cause she was petting my mane, and me moving around woke up Aric, and pretty soon we were trying a new position that we hadn't thought of last night.
The three of us snuggled up and this time Aric was in the middle, and the whole room smelled of sex and sweat and Meghan said that if we were getting up we'd ought to take a shower. I wanted to take a shower together but Aric wasn't sure if we'd all fit, and he reminded me that it had been crowded with just the two of us.
I said that the bed was crowded with just the two of us, too, and that hadn't stopped us from making it work for three, and he said that that was true, and asked Meghan what she thought. She said that she was willing to try it, and then she asked if David or Angela were home.
Aric didn't think that they were, but he said that he'd check, so he put on his underwear and went downstairs to look. And when he came back he said that they were gone and he said that it wasn't fair for the two of us to be kissing when he wasn't there, and Meghan held up her middle finger, which is a human gesture that's sometimes funny and sometimes mean. Aric said that if she was offering, he would, and she said that she thought we were all going to take a cold shower together and calm things down while we were still capable of walking.
So he went into the bathroom and turned on the shower, and I got off Meghan and followed him in and took off his underwear for him, and then Meghan joined us, and she said that maybe we should get clothes just in case David and Angela did come back while we were in the shower, and Aric said not to worry about it, that they weren't morning people and so if Angela's car was gone, that meant that they went somewhere overnight, because there's no way they would have left this early in the morning.
Meghan reminded him that it was almost eleven, and Aric said that that was technically still in the morning.
Well, it was super-crowded in the shower. I think that both of them together would have fit a lot better than I did with anybody, and I wasn't sure how we were going to get clean. And then Aric took hold of my forehooves and picked me up so that I was standing on my hind legs and it was something that I didn't like to do in his bathtub or Meghan's because it was so slippery underhoof, but with him holding on to me, I could balance just fine, and that left Meghan free to wash me.
It took too long for the three of us to wash, although we weren't completely focused on getting clean, and when the water started to get colder, Aric said that the unlimited hot water was one thing that he missed from living in the dorm. Meghan said that it was really nice, except when Becky had had a bad day and took a two-hour long shower, and nobody else could use the bathroom.
They should have washed me last, 'cause I didn't mind the cold water as much as they did.
Aric let Meghan rinse the shampoo out of her hair before he finished washing his own, and he missed a little soap, 'cause he was hurrying to finish while there was still a little heat in the water. And then the two of them got out of the shower and started to dry off, and I rinsed off last and shook myself off behind the curtain before I got out.
Meghan kept her towel wrapped around her until after Aric had opened the bathroom door and she could see that there was nobody in the hallway. And then Aric went down the hall to the bedroom and he walked really slow and sort of blocked her way and I think she would have been flicking her tail if she had one.
The two of them started to get dressed and I sat on the bed and started preening my wings, and then Meghan sat down next to me even though she'd only put on her bra and shirt so far. She stretched my wing out over her leg and said that my wing would cover everything else and keep her warm. It would have done a better job of keeping her warm if it had been dry, but she didn't complain.
She gently worked a couple of loose feathers out, and tickled Aric's arm with one of them, then she put on her underwear and pants and I brushed her hair and she brushed my mane and Aric brushed my tail because he was feeling left out. He wasn't as good at that as Meghan was, and he got caught in a couple of tangles and pulled some of my tail-hair out, which was kind of annoying. But he just needed more practice, and he'd get better at it.
We all went downstairs and Aric made us coffee, and then he opened the kitchen windows because it was really nice outside. I stuck my nose right up to the screen so that I could get the best smell of the outside.
Aric started looking through the kitchen for food, but there wasn't much there. Meghan said that it proved that men were really terrible at shopping, and that she'd never been lacking for food in her electric icebox over the summer. Aric said it was important to have lots of empty space in there for beer, because nobody liked warm beer, and Meghan told him that he could fit about thirty bottles in each of the vegetable crispers and probably another forty on the door and that left the main part available for food, and Aric said that if you had a really good party that wasn't enough, and she rolled her eyes and asked him if he'd ever had a party at this house that required a hundred beers.
He said he hadn't yet, but it might happen, and it was best to be prepared.
She said that it was too bad that nobody delivered breakfast food, because that would be really convenient. And then she said that we could got to Nina's again since it was so close, and so they put their shoes on and we walked over to Nina's and got a booth.
I didn't need to look at the menu, 'cause I knew what I wanted, but then I thought that maybe I'd try something a little bit different, so instead of getting raisin toast with my omelet, I asked for rye. That was a fun bread, 'cause it had swirls in it.
We sipped at our coffee and tried to decide what we were going to do today. Aric said that just going back home and staying in bed all day was an option, and it would have been a fun option, but I wasn't sure that I really wanted to spend all day in bed, and Meghan told Aric she didn't think he could keep going for that long anyways.
He said that she was probably right, but he wasn't against trying. And then he had to be quiet because the waitress came over and it wasn't polite to talk about sex at a restaurant.
So we all had a couple of suggestions while we were eating, and Aric checked his portable telephone to see what kinds of events were happening in Kalamazoo today, and he said that we'd missed the Holeween Cornhole tournament. And when he said that Meghan spit out some coffee and then she didn't believe it was a real thing until he showed it to her on his portable telephone.
Aric said that it was nice enough that we could go to Sunny Haven, but Meghan said that she didn't think she could deal with a nudist resort, and we wouldn't get there until kind of late in the day, anyways, so it would hardly be worth the trip. I said that it was a lot of fun, and it would be nice to see Natalie again if she was there, but I had to agree that we'd probably get there so late we wouldn't be able to spend all that much time there.
We kept on thinking about it while we were eating and finally Aric said that he thought it might be nice to go to the Gilmore Car Museum, because he'd never been there before. Meghan admitted that that wouldn't have been her first choice, but it might be interesting, and if we didn't like it we could go somewhere else. And I thought I'd like it, because even though I saw lots of them on the road all the time, I didn't really know that much about cars, and there would probably be signs that told you things about them.
Meghan paid for breakfast for all of us, which was really nice of her, and then we went back to Aric's house. It was a pretty nice day out, and I wanted to get a chance to fly today, even though I'd already taken a shower. But I didn't know when I would get a chance—I didn't want to leave them behind.
We all got in Winston, and Aric drove through town and out on Gull Road, which was also the 43 Road. And even though I'd flown that way a couple of times, I didn't really recognize it until we passed by the Meijer, and then I remembered that we would be going out by Gull Lake.
I'd seen the museum before, too, from the air. But everything looked a little bit different from the ground, so I didn't make the connection until we turned down the road to the museum, and I kind of imagined how it would look from above.
It was kind of like the airplane museum in Washington, DC, except that all the cars had their wheels on the ground. And there were some special displays that they changed every now and then, and we saw a display of sports cars. Aric said that the one he liked the most was a gull-winged Mercedes, and he said that when he was a boy he imagined that if they folded out the doors the car could fly. The wings didn't look to me like they were too short for it to be possible, although without magic it would be very difficult, and I guess I didn't know how much cars weighed, which would make a difference.
Then we went to another section, and we got to see the first car ever sold in Kalamazoo, which was over a hundred years old and looked a lot like a wagon that didn't have any shafts on it. The helpful signs said that the first cars were built by coach-builders and wagonwrights, and that they were basically wagons that had an engine to make them go, and they used to be called 'horseless carriages,' which made sense.
Newer cars that were still very old were partially metal and partially wood, and then after a while they were all metal, and they didn't use wood in cars at all. And you could see how over the years the cars had gotten bigger and sleeker, and a lot of them had all sorts of shiny brightwork, which was something that the cars I was used to seeing didn't have. I guess it had gone out of style because it would have been a lot of work to keep polishing it.
There were more displays outside, and we got to see a store for the Franklin, which was a kind of car that wasn't made any more. And there was also a diner called the Blue Moon, which was where we had a late lunch. There weren't a lot of choices and I didn't think that it was that good, but Aric said that this used to be a common kind of restaurant but almost all of them had gotten replaced with fast food restaurants.
We went back inside and looked at more of their cars, and Aric pointed out a race car called an Indy Car, and he said that they raced at the track in Indianapolis where the Red Bull air race had been. It had wings on it, but they weren't supposed to make it fly; they helped hold it down to the race track because sometimes when they got going fast enough they could come off the race track and then they'd crash.
It was a lot different from the Studebaker race car that they had nearby, which had big spoked wheels and a flat front and no wings at all.
The museum closed before we could see all the exhibits, which was too bad. Meghan said that lots of places had short hours on Sundays, and probably even if we begged they wouldn't stay open any longer.
So we went back out to Winston and Aric asked if there was anything else we wanted to do for the evening, since we were already out and about.
Meghan asked me if I'd come to a decision about a costume yet and I said that it was too soon; we'd only looked at them yesterday and then after that I'd gotten distracted and hadn't really thought about it at all. And Meghan said that she wouldn't mind having a real meal, since she'd only eaten French Fries at the diner, and of course when she said something my stomach started to tell me it wanted food, too.
I wouldn't have minded Taco Bell again, but Meghan and Aric both wanted real food, so we went to Olde Peninsula and had dinner there, and Aric got two growlers, which was what they called bottles of beer. He said that it was cheaper and better than anything else we could buy in town, and that between them and the beer we had at home it was more than enough for tonight, especially since we had school in the morning.
He hadn't had too much to drink, because he had to drive us home, but me and Meghan had both had three beers and I started complaining that I had to pee before we were even all the way through downtown. Meghan said that I should have gone at the restaurant and I said that I hadn't thought that we were going to sit around talking for so long after we'd finished eating our food, and then it had taken the waitress a little while to get our growlers.
But she'd distracted me and we were turning into the driveway, and when Aric stopped Winston I'd kind of forgotten about it until we got inside, and then I went to the little bathroom off the kitchen.
When I came out, Meghan and Aric were both sitting on the couch together and he had his arm around her back and she had her hand on his thigh, and I didn't really want to break them up by trying to sit in the middle, so I stretched out on the couch and put my head down in Meghan's lap, and Aric drank most of one of the growlers by himself, but we helped him with the second.
Me and Meghan wanted to go to bed a little bit early, and at first Aric protested because he said that the night was still young, and Meghan reminded him that we wouldn't actually get to sleep for a while, and he thought that was a good point but we ought to finish the beer first because he thought it might go bad if we left it overnight.
So we passed the second bottle back and forth, and he finally emptied it and he was a little bit unsteady on his feet, and me and Meghan got up, too, and she said that we should go upstairs, and that we'd meet him up there. And so we went to his room and Meghan said that we ought to put on new sheets if he had them, but we had to wait until he got upstairs because I didn't know where they were and Meghan didn't want to go through his drawers.
She started to get undressed and I stopped her and said that she should let Aric do it, so we waited for him to get upstairs.
He had a little bit of trouble with her bra, and I was about to offer to help when he finally got it unfastened. And she took her turn undressing him before he'd gotten all her clothes off, and then she let him undress her the rest of the way, and the two of them were hugging and kissing and I felt kinda left out, so I tickled them with my wing and nuzzled their hips and then Aric reached down and scratched my ears, and he said that we'd better get in bed before I got too impatient, and then he asked us what time we wanted to leave next morning, and if we wanted a ride.
I thought I'd rather walk or fly back to campus, and Meghan agreed, even though that meant that we had to set the alarm a little bit earlier and probably we wouldn't have any time for sex unless we all woke up before the alarm went off.
The three of us got in bed, and we let Aric be in the middle first, and we finished with me in the middle, and me and Meghan were still kind of giggly when we snuggled up for the night, and I felt kind of bad for Aric, 'cause he only had a pillow to sleep on, and I had enough room to sleep on Meghan.
This reminds me of this time, when over 2 hours, I had sex with 2 women and creampied them both. ¡Good Times!
Miss Silver Glow might now discover a new problem:
Having sex with an equine is a great novelty, but the apes instinctively find other apes more attractive than equines. They apes might start focusing on each other more than Miss Silver Glow.
I used to work with a nationally-ranked cornhole player. I still can't believe that's a thing.
Probably a good idea, sadly.
I remember my college days. Unless you are dealing with a keg, or have a test the next day, if there is beer left nobody has drank too much. It's the law.
In my day (early 1970s) there were 2 types of college. Attendance mandatory, where everyone showed up for class but had an excuse for missing the tests & attendance optional where nobody went to class, just showed up for the exams. Which is Kalamazoo? (1st day of class, they passed out a schedule of what they were going to cover in class & when the exams were. They don't do that anymore?)
For those unfamiliar w college in the USA They charge by the semester hour (most courses having 3 hours). 1st few classes, you can drop it & get a full refund. (If you find out it's going to be too hard, for instance) You can also add a class (if space opened up, or if you dropped 1 class & need to add another). There is also a deadline to drop a class (after midterms) & not have it count against your grades. You got an "incomplete" on your transcript but that's better than an F. You still had to have a certain number of semester hours to count as a full time student & get to live in the dorm (WAY cheaper than off campus housing + eating in the cafeteria is cheaper & no dishes to wash)
Watch out; remember what Shakespeare said about too much alcohol. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
I think all three of them do.
Strictly speaking, a growler is a metal jug. If it's glass it's a demijohn.
Some people insist on calling demijohns "carboys" which annoys me.
I never knew about that car museum despite the many times I've been to Kzoo... Now another visiting destination in town! Hopefully there are some Jeeps or Broncos in there...
Cusslers branching to Kalamazoo? Now thats a crosssover that could be very intresting.
Silverfinally gets her herd working.
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This comment reminds me of the time that I was eating dinner at college and one of my male friends was discussing in great detail exactly what had happened to him the last time he was, um, having some alone time. I won't be more specific, because quite honestly, I don't think that anybody here wants to know about anyone else's sex life.
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I know, right? Does the announcer giggle when announcing the game? Because I don't think that I could do it with a straight face.
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Especially since they'll need that energy for later.
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It's up to the professor, as far as I know. Some classes had participation grades, and some of them didn't. For the most part, though, it was expected; some classes would have as few as ten lectures during the quarter (Senior seminars and the like). I usually went to my classes, so I never found out how far you could push the attendance. Plus most classes were small, or very small, so even without formally taking attendance, the professor would know if you were there or not (hard to skip a class with five people in it without even the most unobservant professor noticing).
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Although I think there's an exception there for college students.
Yes, perhaps.
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Every bar around here that has them calls them growlers. Although it would be a lot classier if they did call them demijohns.
Never heard that in Michigan. I don't think there are many people in Michigan who even know what a carboy is.
Funny story: one time in Kalamazoo, I tried to buy a half-fifth, and got in an argument with the clerk, who claimed it was a pint.
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Oddly, I never actually managed to get up there in almost seven years of living in Kalamazoo. I don't know why I never got around to it; it's not like it was that far out of town.
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I wonder if he's ever been to the GIlmore? As I recall, he's been thinking about looking for some ships in the Great Lakes; don't know if he's ever actually mounted an expedition here, though.
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Especially since, like a genius, I haven't added 'Aric' to gDocs' dictionary, so I just ignore the red underlines.
Although it's interesting, if you use the same word enough times, gDocs figures out that you really mean it, so it doesn't suggest that 'somepony' is spelled wrong any more, for example. And I was really proud of it one day when it suggested that I change 'somebody' to 'somepony.'
Also corrections made here and on previous chapters; thank you!
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Poor Gdoc, it got all confused when you tried to use somebod again!
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Hopefully I'm not the only one who has ponified gDocs. If--and this is unlikely, but who knows--if gDocs' proofreader is sort of crowd-sourced, it's not impossible that some other writer is now very confused at how gDocs keeps insisting that he replace anybody with anypony.
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Silver, you kinky little mastermind.
*Haloween
*Every now and then?
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She knows what makes her humans happy.
That's actually how they spell it, when it comes to the cornhole competition. Well, or else "Holeoween." It's spelled both ways on the web page.
Other two corrections made; thank you!
Silver, you are ALWAYS hot, being in between two humans just makes it hotter.
Now we observe the nesting habits of the Equestrian Pegasus. Observe as she uses her wings to warm her bedmates in a show of instinct to warm her chicks.
So, force Pony to only have cheese sandwiches to eat? Not getting anything but meat for food beyond that and chips?
Bleh, I'm very much all for the direct route pretty much at all times.
Silver, given what we've seen so far, it's a good bet that you could find a pony with the same name as nearly ANYTHING!
Force non-friednly beach house owners to stop blocking the beach. Notes for Pony Overlord rulings.
Sneaky sneaky ninja pon trying to sneak up on boat!
Hmmm, joke about pony paddling being way to slow, or joke about Aric wanting to get his girlfriend wetter quicker...
CUDDLE SHARK IN THE WATER!
You'd laugh at her needing to verify no sea monsters, but in Equestria, small town ponds can have giant freaking squid.
The cramp thing......
Ni bury pony! That would be very bad thing. At least bird pone. Groundy Pon might like it.
Silver discovers a new use for slaves, rideable, self-propelled water toys
Pony must try to be on top of human tower, show humans she's better then them.
Seriously Silver.... how can you ALWAYS look at the brightest side like that? Busted map that only looks north? Well, it's useful if you are going north. She really would see a busted clock as useful at least twice a day.
Must wub exposed pony belly. Silver has her female slave very well trained.
True, he didn't say not to look for Pony. Also, Meghan, very bad girl, cheating like that!
I love how anytime Meghan is stressed, or nervous, or trying decide something, she instantly starts petting Silver to try and calm herself down. Seemingly without even realizing it.
Pony Radar will detect intrudes coming very early!
Meghan's innate, if hidden, exhibitionist streak is starting to emerge.
Double the worship scritches! She is luckiest pony on Earth.
See, see getting more and more "Fuck clothes" she is assimilating into Pony culture before even going.
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I have a better thing to apply to the theories. They pretty much all rely on the incompitant idiots running things being Xanatos level chess masters.
If nothing else, you know Yandi has "Sexy, white, horned pegasus" or "Sexy Pony Princess" and many other such totally not a rip off costumes up. (If you don't know what Yandi is, be glad. It's a site devoted to selling the cheapest (as in quality), overpriced, and most tasteless 'sexy' costumes possible. (For example 'Sexy Office Worker" 60 or 70 dollar 'costume' that was just a g-string and three post it notes.)
Gee, with this chapter title.... I wonder what could be going on here?
Happy pony sandwich!
Snuggle pony is warming buddy! So warm and soft and snuggly, every bed needs one!
Wanting to go flying, but stuck with non-flying buddies you don't want to ditch. #pegaproblems.
Yeah, Gusty is going to blow any role out of the water.... but still... that one... just.. damn. Of all the roles to stick a pony in... just... damn. Now, question is, how long ago was this set up, and were they trying for the most "A pony is playing who!?" play they could think of?
Ponies look gorgeous in ANY costume. But yes, Victorian era ones are very dapper.
Just put on some fancy dress stuff and go as "Supreme Empress Silver Glow I" Get the humans used to seeing you like they should.
Yes, Meghan and Silver are far too cute together.
So, she doesn't' want to parade through the house naked.... after she just did that to go to the bathroom?
Well, ou drill the hole wrong, or fail to treat it afterwards, could rust out the whole beam. So, kind of a good reason not to drill random holes.
So, am suprised no Pony Costume choices at all. Get why not, but still. You know they'd get a kick out of it. Also, how long till the companies realize Nightmare Night could make them a fortune in making Pony sized costumes?
So cute and caring, reassuring the cashier you'd be back later.
When do you not want to go to Taco Bell Silver?
Ohhhh boy, let's let's not get into the whole environmental issues.
Or the political ones...
But yeah, Vermin Supreme really needs more votes, especially in this verse, hes got the best platform.
Pony rump stickers.... that's some advertising many might not know if they want or not.
Pony just really wants to go sing karaoke. Can't blame her, there really are no where near enough random musical numbers on Earth for Ponies.
I'm with the girls, sotrm drain does not sound fun.... and that's even discounting having read IT.
See Pony is right, Pony is always right. Pegasusususususues and humans just have certain things they each don't like.
Pony Cat portion is taking over, must chase small darting thing, just to chase it!
Drones v Pegasi, the epic war! Why do I have the feeling this is already a ScyFy channel TV B monster movie in the works?
Silver, we have been over this. "Papa John's" and "Pizza" are mutually exclusive.
Pony watch Incredibles! YES! Then again, Pony watching any Pixar movie is YES!
Well, look on the bright side, Jack-Jack, and the worst unicorn foals are nothing compared to Baby-Pew-Pew-adorable-souless-world-ender. AA Flurry Heart.
Meghan, vote is 2-1 you are better off without a top on.
But you are not wrong about Silver having a Boob fetish.
Ah the threesome dilemma, have fun with that one Silver. How to not leave on party feeling left out.
Also, Silver has quite the disrobing fetish as well.
Double the Pleasure Slave pleasure! MINDBLOWING!
scratches and love bites.... damn, got some wild girls in that bed.
And next morning, right back into being insatiable. Do ponies have some kind of pheromone that increases human libido or something?
H's not wrong, it's not 'Afternoon' till after noon.
There's a solution to showers not built for ponies. Stand pony up.
Now Silver is even reading pony body language into Meghan. Get that poor girl a transformation spell stat.
Yes, Silver, it's so cute how you don't even notice how devoted Meghan is to tending to her Mistress above all else.
Now Aric, you do realize you need to teach him how to properly groom his owner.
Well, Meghan, to be fair, you also spent a LOT of time eating over at Silver's place, so had more reason for food to stock pile. But also.... yeah, my fridge is rather empty too. Freezer is full of stuff like hot pockets and TV diners though.
If you are at the point of needing THAT much room for the beer for a party.... just get a keg.
Wow, Silver.... really walking on the wild side here.... getting a different type of toast with your usual food!
Seriously... Silver is happy for pretty much ANYTHING!
Ponies.... just.. ponies. "Oh the wing doors on that car are big enough to make it fly, just need a bit of magic."
Polishing, plus blinding people on the road with all that chrome.
HEY! Don't go dissing road side diners. Those places are classics for a reason!
Well.. go on, try using the Pony Eyes to get them to let you stay later.
Pony is not used to having to go before she leaves, she can usually just check for anyone under her and let go.
Wow... really dude? The hot chicks you just started banging suggest 'going to bed' and you don't instantly take the hint they don't mean sleep? Definitely had a few two many.
It really is embarrassing when the pony is better at taking off a bra then you are.
Meghan is best pony body pillow!
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It’s true.
One day, I’m going to write a story where pegasi lay eggs.
Cheese is delicious despite what those silly unicorns say.
But the indirect route is where you pick up a crazy hitchhiker named Emil who buys you a fifth of Heller’s and gripes about how kids these days steal batteries and hubcaps. Also the indirect route is how you find out how good an Aerostar van is on fire access roads (better than expected), and steal a sign from the Muskegon Sewage Reclamation Area--complete with bullet holes.
Oh, I don’t know about that. There probably aren’t very many ponies with human tech names or human brand names.
Yet.
Even the non-pony overlords (i.e., boring humans) do that sometimes. I looked up the rule on that once; as expected, it’s complicated and byzantine.
And wouldn’t they have been surprised if she’d been successful? If the first they saw of her was when she had her muzzle down in their livewells, nomming on really easy to catch fish?
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Not exactly the image I was looking for, but this one is cute, so. . . .
I know, right? You never know what’s under the water.
See above.
Yeah, especially with Silver’s claustrophobia, being buried in sand would not be a good time for her.
They’re so useful for so many things! Every pony should get a human
slavehelper or two.Let’s be honest, that’s an easy game for pegasi to win.
Well, she’s got an ‘always look on the bright side of life’ attitude.
Also, I don’t think she ever wound up watching that movie, which is too bad. She probably wouldn’t have gotten the sarcasm in that song.
Yes, she does. “Rub me, human.”
Well, in Meghan’s defense, it’s not her fault if Aric forgot how mirrors work. Maybe he really wanted her to see.
Let’s be honest, though, if you could relieve stress by petting a pony, you’d do it.
Radar ears are best ears.
She’s not terribly willing to do it in front of other humans (unless Silver Glow asks nicely, and then it’s game on). Ponies, though, little to no hesitation.
I can see it now. “And here’s the shower. We usually bathe together and . . . wow, you got your clothes off fast.”
She is.
When Meghan gets to Equestria, she’ll fit right in, no question.
Isn’t it weird how that works? The powers that be are both brilliant and subtle, yet also complete morons. It can’t be both; they have to be one or the other.
I don’t know what Yandi is, but I get the gist. Yeah, they’d totally have costumes like that. I suppose the sexy pony princess would be a horn on a headband, wings on some sort of straps, and tail that’s hopefully attached to a belt rather than a plug.
Why of course only innocent things, I don’t know how you’d get the idea that there was anything else going to happen.
And it’s true that hayburners run hotter than normal humans (as if the fur coat [and in Silver’s case, feathers and down] wasn’t enough), which makes her an even more better bedwarmer.
I know, right? Silver’s one legit complaint about all her
pleasure slaveshuman friends is that none of them can go flying with her, short of skydiving.The way I see it is that Gusty is so damn good that she blew them out of the water in the audition. She’s probably already gone towards her darker side in Orange is the New Black, and let’s be honest, having a pony in that role would certainly change it for the better. The subtext you could read into that is freaking epic.
I’d also venture to speculate that when they were thinking of her in a role, their first thought would have been Joanna, followed by Lucy, and whoever decided to cast her as Mrs. Lovett deserves a medal.
They do, yes, no argument, but I’m very biased towards Victorian thanks to Ink Potts and later on Hasbro actually doing A Christmas Carol with freaking Glim-Glam IN SPATS.
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Empress Silver Glow . . . high-viz vest and blinking light.
They are indeed.
That was before she took a shower and woke more up.
Plus not to mention that drilling random holes takes time and drill bits.
Honestly, there is apparently a market for dog costumes, and a large-sized one would probably fit her, if she so chose.
There aren’t enough ponies on Earth yet to make it worth marketing pony-specific costumes, and it’s probably early enough on that there isn’t enough Equestrian market penetration to make it there, either.
I know, right? Ponies are the best overlords.
Pretty much never, honestly.
At least unicorns know how to get cadmium out of soil, so there’s that.<---shameless self-promotion
Hell, in this ‘verse, he’s not only got the potential to fulfill the federal pony promise (assuming that there are enough ponies, of course); his time machine idea isn’t quite as silly, either.
Also, it’s conceivable that glitter bombs really could turn somebody gay.
Yeah, that’s certainly a mixed endorsement.
I know, right? How does the random human even survive without a full song-and-dance number once and a while?
It’s interesting, honestly. And in my experience, clown-free.
That’s very true.
Yes, indeed. Especially since it’s in her airspace.
Oh, hell yes. I’d watch that.
You could do worse, IMHO. Little Cesar’s isn’t all that great, but it’s cheap.
The only downside for human audience is the frequent “I know a pony who can do that.”
There’s probably a reason that the Princesses don’t know of an alicorn foal having been born before. The reason is that whatever nation it was born in became a smoking crater before news of the birth could get out.
And that’s with just one pony and one guy!
Boob pillow is best pillow.
If Silver Glow summed up her travels to Earth in a very short list of bullet points, the reasons to go would be Taco Bell and boob pillow.
That’s one of those things where there really isn’t a right answer . . . if you’ve got the right partners, it’s fun times; if not, it’s awkward and weird.
Half the fun of clothes is taking them off.
Yes, indeed.
How you know you’ve had a good time . . . if it was a great time, Aric would have come out looking like he’d lost a fight with a wildcat.
She’s young and frisky; what more does she need?
Exactly! A point too many people forget.
Which let’s be honest is going to be weird even for a pegasus.
You know damn well Meghan would take a transformation spell the instant it was offered. No hesitation.
Actually, would going to Equestria as a human, then stepping through the mirror portal into EqG-verse and then back into Equestria turn one into a pony? I bet Meghan would be willing to try and find out.
“Must please pony.”
Also, Aric can hardly cook, which is another reason to not have much in the fridge for things besides beer.
That’s always an option, and one that we availed ourselves of once in college.
Sometimes having a routine is a good thing. There was a while that we’d often order the exact same omelettes from a restaurant down the road on Saturdays, and if we ordered something else, it seemed like the day went wrong.
Once again, ‘always look on the bright side of life.’
I bet if I googled it, I could find a picture of a gullwing Mercedes flying.
Yeah, there is a point when it’s too much chrome.
Proper roadside diners are amazing. There was one in Lansing that’s gone now, more’s the pity. And there’s one in Ann Arbor where I’ve eaten before that’s really good.
Oh, that’s totally not fair to them, because you know damn well they would.
I know, right? Speaking of which, it’s probably best not to walk along the path that’s under where the pegasi usually fly after leaving the pub. Just for safety.
One of those moments where he was literally as dense as a brick.
Especially since she did it with her mouth.
Yes, she is. Boob pillow.
Thinking on it, waffles would probably suffer the least damage in transit.
Honestly, the only reason I'm willing to accept that this is the name of a real thing is the assumption that whoever came up with it was drunk at the time.