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Latest Stories

  • E >Dat Hivemind

    Chrysalis has been fired as Changeling Queen, but now the Changeling Hivemind must do something even harder than attack a shielded Canterlot filled with the weaponized love of its inhabitants: hire a new queen.  · xTSGx
    5,725 words · 5,159 views  ·  678  ·  11
  • T Compliance

    An OHSA Compliance Officer inspects the Rainbow Factory. Bureaucracy ensues.  · xTSGx
    4,148 words · 1,361 views  ·  111  ·  13
  • E Regent

    Congratulations, Twilight. With the Princesses on vacation, you're in charge of Equestria. Perhaps it's a bit early to congratulate you. After all, whether it's a jealous nobility or an unhappy military, your reign will be anything but  · xTSGx
    33,568 words · 22,347 views  ·  1,359  ·  28
  • E Cutie Mark Crusader Alicorn Hunters

    Twilight has a secret. A winged secret. And the crusaders are determined to uncover it.  · xTSGx
    1,134 words · 4,122 views  ·  434  ·  6
  • E Ascend

    Cheer up, Twilight. It's not every day somepony changes species. In fact, no pony has ever changed species. Or dealt with the results of that change.  · xTSGx
    61,412 words · 21,892 views  ·  2,734  ·  55
  • E Stereotypical

    I've heard all the insults, and every one has only furthered my sadness. Why? All because of my fur  · xTSGx
    1,851 words · 1,734 views  ·  149  ·  15
  • E Statistics

    Sometimes, all we need are a few stats to shed light on a subject.  · xTSGx
    1,042 words · 12,376 views  ·  1,449  ·  35

Twilight Becomes an Alicorn

  • Expectations Twilight gets wings and must adapt to a changing life. Outcast. Fear. Acceptance. by Beige Monkfish 71,208 words · 21,801 views · 832 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Not My Destiny Twilight refuses to accept her ancient alicorn heritage by Smayds 37,412 words · 22,439 views · 1,568 likes · 54 dislikes
  • On Wings of Change An Ali!Twilight story that doesn't revolve solely around Alicorn Twilight. by Kobalstromo 74,119 words · 21,308 views · 1,313 likes · 55 dislikes
  • Rites of Ascension Twilight makes a new spell and starts the gears of fate with her ascension to alicornhood. (Writing started before Season 3.) by CvBrony 295,494 words · 20,723 views · 2,135 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Cry for Eternity After Celestia's death, Twilight must take on a role she is woefully underprepared for. by asylum1388 167,841 words · 27,110 views · 2,349 likes · 73 dislikes

Current Story Progress


Fight Club

Projected story length: 50,000 65,000 75,000 85,000 words.

Current length: 94,352 words.

Estimated time to completion: July August September Thanksgiving.


Projected story length: 100,000 words.

Current length: 33,568 words.

Estimated time to completion: Early 2015 (calculated using Valve Time).

Chapter Six: Lobbying- 447 words (11.2% Complete)

Cutie Mark Crusader Alicorn Hunters

Projected story length: 20,000 words.

Current length: 1,134 words.

Estimated time to completion: Heat Death of the Universe.

Chapter Two: Skepticism-  33 words (1.7% Complete)


Rules and Procedures to be Enacting for Use During Magical Activities and the Arcane Arts as Ordained and Authorized by the Ancient Alicorn Sisters

Projected length: 6,000 words.

Current length: 2,495 words.

Projected time to completion: Fall, 2015.

Untitled comedy rape fic

Projected length: 5,000 words.

Current length: 718 words.

Projected time to completion: Fall, 2015.


It's been a while, hasn't it? So long, I originally had a little rant about that vote hiding thing and how it's a terrible idea that limits readers written, but then my jimmies soothed and I deleted it (although it's still a terrible idea). I've been so busy writing Fight Club, I haven't read many fanfics lately. At 90k, it's well passed Ascend for my longest fanfic. Hopefully, I'll be finishing the last chapter this weekend, edit it, and then see just how weirded out people are by my feitsh.

Then I can start work on that Rainbow Factory story...

The Itch updates with a little romance curveball getting thrown before immediately going on hiatus. I know that feel regarding a lack of interest in a story quite well. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 65%.

The Lunar Rebellion updates with Shadow getting back into the story and caught up on both the ongoing siege, and the effects necromancy has on her.

Winter Storm updates with Luna taking out the changeling queen and trying to veer the story away from its possible grimdark ending. But the threat of it all being just a hope spot remains. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 95%

Sparkle Day updates with a bit of a rough chapter at first as I had no idea what was going on due to all the dream mindscrewiness. Thankfully, it settled down into fleshing out some of Twilight's backstory.

After a fairly long break, I get back into The Lunar Cypher and burn through a couple more chapters filled with dirigible fights, changeling politics, and some old fashioned Twiluna T-rated sex scenes.

Possible Tracking is batting next.

Feedback is cut six chapters in. The synopsis greatly excited me with the mystery plot of Twilight being killed and her death being full of contradictions and confusion. All sorts of cool plots could arise from that synopsis. Trying to pull off a time travel paradox and stop her from dying was not one of them. After that revelation, my interest rapidly spiraled down. Out went the mystery. Out went the intrigue and in came the time travel plot headaches.

I opt out of The Healing Process due to a creeping suspicion it's a Lightning Dust “fix fic” where she did nothing wrong and it's all the Mane Six and Spitfire's fault. Especially due to the non-Lightning Dust narrative elements. The odd formatting didn't help.

Oneshots will have a hard time with a runner on second and no outs.

Fall of the Caribou is downvoted for being another awful hate fic “deconstruction” that doesn't deconstruct so much as try to kick the original in the shins as much as possible. It's very much like the anti-TCB fics—right down to the war crimes hypocrisy. I'm indifferent toward Fall of Equestria, but I hate horribly biased fix fics with a passion.

Everypony Lives pokes at the much overused “Who Wants to Live Forever?” by throwing in a touch of dystopia dressed up as a utopia. It fumbles slightly in the protagonist, who's almost a copypasting of Eeyore, which makes it hard to empathize with him or the dystopia Twilight's inadvertently created.

Goodbye, Crusaders employs the new “Tirek kills her friends” spin on evil!Twilight that's taken the genre by storm. It's a decent fic, but the ending is somewhat botched by a fumbled attempt by the author to avoid a “dark” ending. Ponyville's already destroyed and Twilight's issuing summary executions. You might as well just go all the way and make a strong ending rather than weakening the whole thing with a “happy” one.

White Out is read purely out of morbid curiosity for how a story with more downvotes than upvotes could be featured on EQD and I can only assume that EQD's pre-readers finally asphyxiated on their English degrees. Either that or they were so perplexed as to just what the hell was going on (Tyrantlestia? Autism? A post-modern allegorical deconstruction of the education system of rural Idaho?) that they approved it. It's also downvoted, or should I say, the fields shrivel with the red beams of sunlight that cascade into the river of confusion.

And that's all I read for the dayquarter.

# of story updates remaining: 513.

# of “Read Later” stories remaining: 1,054.

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#128 · 25w, 4d ago · · ·

i came here just because of the eye

:applejackconfused:the eye sees all, the eye is love, the eye reveals nothing, the eye is life :applejackconfused:

#127 · 38w, 1d ago · · ·

Hey xTSGx! Long time no speak. Thanks for adding Corruption to that group. I didn't even think of adding it there. Got a few likes and favs from that. Cheers! :twilightsmile:

#126 · 51w, 4d ago · · ·

So how's that "early 2015" prediction for Regent coming? :rainbowwild:  I was cleaning up my favorites and am just checking on some of my favorite stories along the way.

#125 · 58w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for adding The Secret Lives of Stars to your read later list.

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