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  • E >Dat Hivemind

    Chrysalis has been fired as Changeling Queen, but now the Changeling Hivemind must do something even harder than attack a shielded Canterlot filled with the weaponized love of its inhabitants: hire a new queen.  · xTSGx
    5,725 words · 4,735 views  ·  644  ·  11
  • T Compliance

    An OHSA Compliance Officer inspects the Rainbow Factory. Bureaucracy ensues.  · xTSGx
    4,148 words · 1,252 views  ·  108  ·  13
  • E Regent

    Congratulations, Twilight. With the Princesses on vacation, you're in charge of Equestria. Perhaps it's a bit early to congratulate you. After all, whether it's a jealous nobility or an unhappy military, your reign will be anything but  · xTSGx
    33,568 words · 22,033 views  ·  1,341  ·  28
  • E Cutie Mark Crusader Alicorn Hunters

    Twilight has a secret. A winged secret. And the crusaders are determined to uncover it.  · xTSGx
    1,134 words · 3,966 views  ·  428  ·  6
  • E Ascend

    Cheer up, Twilight. It's not every day somepony changes species. In fact, no pony has ever changed species. Or dealt with the results of that change.  · xTSGx
    61,412 words · 21,109 views  ·  2,697  ·  53
  • E Stereotypical

    I've heard all the insults, and every one has only furthered my sadness. Why? All because of my fur  · xTSGx
    1,851 words · 1,650 views  ·  146  ·  15
  • E Statistics

    Sometimes, all we need are a few stats to shed light on a subject.  · xTSGx
    1,042 words · 11,894 views  ·  1,425  ·  34

Twilight Becomes an Alicorn

  • Expectations Twilight gets wings and must adapt to a changing life. Outcast. Fear. Acceptance. by Beige Monkfish 71,208 words · 21,408 views · 890 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Not My Destiny Twilight refuses to accept her ancient alicorn heritage by Smayds 37,412 words · 21,874 views · 1,545 likes · 52 dislikes
  • On Wings of Change An Ali!Twilight story that doesn't revolve solely around Alicorn Twilight. by Kobalstromo 74,119 words · 20,166 views · 1,305 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Rites of Ascension Twilight makes a new spell and starts the gears of fate with her ascension to alicornhood. (Writing started before Season 3.) by CvBrony 239,272 words · 18,492 views · 1,979 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Cry for Eternity After Celestia's death, Twilight must take on a role she is woefully underprepared for. by asylum1388 162,056 words · 26,499 views · 2,284 likes · 69 dislikes

2012 Fanfictions of the Year

  • The Moonstone Cup Twilight is invited to Canterlot to compete with some of the greatest unicorns in Equestria! by Cyanide 61,073 words · 23,464 views · 2,416 likes · 38 dislikes
  • For Want of a Dawn Sometimes, in order to discover one's own self, they must venture into the depths of hell. by Ciroton 225,592 words · 7,618 views · 718 likes · 22 dislikes
  • The Immortal Game Princess Luna leads the Elements of Harmony against the corrupted Twilight Sparkle by AestheticB 297,261 words · 47,972 views · 2,636 likes · 51 dislikes
  • Taken for Granite Tom X Bloomberg, written as a postmodern tragedy. Or something. Why did I write this. by tajjetone 1,094 words · 1,117 views · 65 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Upheaval: Reckoning Sequel to Breaking Point. The barrier is no more and the Legion is on the move. What happens next? by Visiden Visidane 265,508 words · 8,438 views · 1,448 likes · 40 dislikes

Current Story Progress


Fight Club

Projected story length: 50,000 words.

Current length: 42,516 words.

Estimated time to completion: July, 2015.


Projected story length: 100,000 words.

Current length: 33,568 words.

Estimated time to completion: Early 2015 (calculated using Valve Time).

Chapter Six: Lobbying- 447 words (11.2% Complete)

Cutie Mark Crusader Alicorn Hunters

Projected story length: 20,000 words.

Current length: 1,134 words.

Estimated time to completion: Heat Death of the Universe.

Chapter Two: Skepticism-  33 words (1.7% Complete)


Rules and Procedures to be Enacting for Use During Magical Activities and the Arcane Arts as Ordained and Authorized by the Ancient Alicorn Sisters

Projected length: 6,000 words.

Current length: 2,495 words.

Projected time to completion: August, 2015.

Untitled comedy rape fic

Projected length: 5,000 words.

Current length: 718 words.

Projected time to completion: Fall, 2015.


It's been a while. Can't say I've been reading many fanfics of late, but it's not due to laziness for once. I've actually been spending a fair amount of the time I would usually spend reading fics, writing instead. That weird clopfic has rapidly spiraled out of control and is now 1/3rd as long as Ascend 23k. It's probably a huge waste of time given how unlikely Fimfiction's readers are to like it (there's no sex in it so there goes the Featured Box), but I don't care since I've really had fun writing it.

On a  related note, I'm really liking the “write the whole thing before posting it” method of publishing fanfics. Serialized is great and all, but there's so much more freedom to writing it all at once. I can add stuff, cut stuff, rewrite whole chapters, and I don't have to fret about retconning previous chapters or upsetting readers with the changes. I'm probably going to be using the “write it all at once” method for all future multichapter fics.

The Itch updates with Twilight realizing she can't exit Mr Grimdark's Wide Ride and potential foreshadowing to Dash being put on the body count. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 85%.

Winter Storm updates with Celestia and Luna initiating the story's endgame and it quickly plunging toward a grimdark ending. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 96%.

Corruption of the Sun updates with Twilight trying to beat Celestia in the race to the bottom of the grimdark pit. There's not a hope spot in sight. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 93%.

Rebirth updates with Twilight continuing to settle into her live trying to raise up her friends while questions over just what the hell is going on linger on.

D=S-M updates with Lightning Dust putting the “scream” in “eye scream” and me calling the author's bluff about killing the protagonist of the story well before the plot's even close to finishing. Twilight could have gotten minced into salsa and I still wouldn't buy it. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 88%.

Solitary Locust updates with seeming final confirmation that changeling!Twilight is indeed a changeling and has been suffering from becoming the mask. With the main mystery of the fic now resolved, it leaves the problem that the fic's not finished yet. Such things should really be done right before the story completes, because now it runs the risk of meandering along for a couple chapters without anything really keeping the plot together. Never mind, he deleted the chapter due to the negative reaction.

Mirroed Hearts stumbles somewhat with an out of place chapter disconnected from the rest and Celestia and Luna really showing off their naivety.

I catch up on Memoirs in Ink and Blood as the very faint hope spot seems drowned out in the sea of grimdark. Probability of [Grimdark] ending: 100%.

I get around to reading Valor is Magic's newest chapters as the griffins continue their Klingon impersonation—complete with a bid for fighting Luna the honorable way.

Getting Even stuns the world by updating for the first time in years, and promptly reminds me why it's the most disappointing fic I've read. You read a story for some Twiluna and possible evil!Luna and wind up with 60,000 words of prequel fighting. If I wanted that, I'd read Lunar Rebellion.

Can't afford your Possible Trackings?

Sparkle Day is tracked for its action and use of the “x years in the future” plot that reminds me of Glim. Although, the princesses do seem a tad OOC.

Conversion Bureau: Unlucky Day receives a rare autodownvote for being another one of those shitty “humans aren't evil genocidial maniacs, now lets kill all the ponies to prove it” TCB stories. Why, oh why can't there be a TCB fic that doesn't fall into one of the extreme camps? It's such a great premise that just can never be done right.

Oneshots may be able to help.

The Fake Alicorn is a decent time waster, but suffers from being rushed and having a couple of plot weaknesses as a result.

Eclipse probably would have worked better if it had been entirely a comedy without any clop. The humor's fine as it is, but the non-comedic clop seemed unneeded—although the chess masturbation scene is proof you can make me laugh with the sex tag.

I'm Not Either is unintentionally hilarious thanks to its grimdarkification of an otherwise normal, ordinarily canon scene. It's “Twilight committed genocide against the Pinkie clones” all over again, except with sociopathy and who wants to live forever.

RIP in pieces Deadfics.

I discover that Inferno has been axed by its author and joins the deadfics list, which means I'm now once again searching for a “ponies recover from natural disaster” fic.

And that's all I read for the dayquarter.

# of story updates remaining: 442.

# of “Read Later” stories remaining: 1,016.

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#128 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

i came here just because of the eye

:applejackconfused:the eye sees all, the eye is love, the eye reveals nothing, the eye is life :applejackconfused:

#127 · 17w, 3d ago · · ·

Hey xTSGx! Long time no speak. Thanks for adding Corruption to that group. I didn't even think of adding it there. Got a few likes and favs from that. Cheers! :twilightsmile:

#126 · 30w, 6d ago · · ·

So how's that "early 2015" prediction for Regent coming? :rainbowwild:  I was cleaning up my favorites and am just checking on some of my favorite stories along the way.

#125 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for adding The Secret Lives of Stars to your read later list.

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