You didn't buy Rainbow Dash a Hearts and Hooves day present.

And now she won't let you come inside.

Silence. The golden rule is silence. Silence, and obediance.

For years, you have trained as a royal guard. Now, thanks to the fortuitous return of Shining Armour, your old-time friend and Captain, you are promoted to guarding Celestia personally. What follows, though, is the discovery of a personal side to the Sun Princess that you could never have imagined, not even in your most vivid dreams.

(Character Building. Let's try it, shall we?)

[Rated 'I' for Innuendo] Cadence is elated for her upcoming wedding day, and takes advantage of a sunny morning to deliver invitations to the mane six. However, in a rare (and hilariously cruel) twist of fate, her deliveries coincide with strange, hot-and-cold sweats, headaches, magical mishaps and accidental shockings.

It's not until she reaches the door of her young sister-in-law, Twilight Sparkle, that she begins to realize that her magical episodes could be linked to something much greater, and far, far more personal than she might have liked...

My name is Dr. John Trotson, and this is an account of the mysteries and tales that surrounded the deeds of my most faithful friend Sherclop Pones - one of Equestria's most brilliant minds. I do not doubt for an instant that my writings are anything but amateurish - but in any case, please feel free to peruse the book, and dabble in the selection of the fantastic tales that surrounded our lives in the first year of our acquaintance.  

Hello, Miss Sparkle. I’ve been waiting for you.

I know you have many questions for me, but please, keep quiet until I am done speaking.

(Inspired by The Matrix)