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User ID: 29,244
Registered: 27th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 11h, 27m ago
Story views: 8,147

I read and write things. Enjoy.

'Nuff said.

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#488907 · 5d, 8h ago · · ·
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Hey thanks for adding my story, Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites!

Please keep your arms, hooves and legs inside the cart at all times, in case of emergency, your seat supposedly may be used as a flotation device, ENJOY THE RIDE!

#488906 · 5d, 8h ago · · ·
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Hey thanks for adding my story, Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites!

Please keep your arms, hooves and legs inside the cart at all times, in case of emergency, your seat supposedly may be used as a flotation device, ENJOY THE RIDE!

#367881 · 10w, 23m ago · · ·
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Whoa! 2 stories released at once! :twilightsmile:

Have some upvotes!

#352294 · 11w, 2d ago · · ·
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Congrats on the 2 popular stories:pinkiehappy:

#342585 · 12w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>342572 Nope. You caught me!

#342572 · 12w, 2d ago · · ·
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Argh really? I missed you by 7 minutes! AAAAGHH:pinkiesad2:

#274085 · 18w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>273737 If I break the rules, go ahead and remove it.

I did it for you anyway, but if rules were broken, then by all means do the needful.

#273737 · 18w, 3d ago · · ·
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Deathtap, my friend as much as I enjoy your writings I have stated in OCs Unite that no stories are to be posted in the main folder.

Mind rectifying the situation for me? Then I won't feel like a total douche.:fluttershysad:

#269639 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thanks for faving!

#252171 · 20w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>252076

It appears not...

http://mescary.deviantart.com/#/d5jnsau Close enough?

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