Yeah, so my friend Twilight got me this weird "Frienship Diary" thingy and I don't even know how to use it. I think she said something about "Writing down my social interactions and how they make me feel," or something smart like she usually does. It's not even that big, only ten chapters! Hardly diary material if you ask me.

Whatever. All I know is Pinkie Pie and the rest of my friends are getting one, so I might as well get one too. After all, SOMEPONY'S gotta have a cool diary, right? Now if I could just figure out what to write in it...