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toadmandust BlackWatchSucks toadman.scratch11@gmail.com
User ID: 20,273
Registered: 19th Mar 2012
Last Seen: 31w, 6d ago
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[uAbout me: Why would you want to know me specifically? I'll most likely never see any of you in real life and if I somehow managed to bump into one of you, you can just learn about me in real life rather than having to read this on the internet.

Only my friends get to know who I am and if you asked them they would tell you either how awesome I am, how insane I am, how evil I am, how chaotic I am, how much of a jerkass I am, or anything that any sane person would find negative but to me these are postive traits. It builds a fun character rather than being some boring goody two shoes.

Things that interest me: Ponies obviously.  I don't know how I got into ponies, I was just wandering the internets one summer day, then suddenly Season one of ponies happened (it was great). That's all I can remember. Then I watched all of Season two as the episodes aired (it was also great). I also converted some of my friends (Flyingspud) for my amusement. Then it went from there.

I'm also a fan of pokemon (Gotta catch em' all), shameless trolling, just about any RPG or RTS, writing evil plans to take over and destroy the world, videogame music, making graphs, money, ranting about stuff I hate, and much more.

Overall Favourite Character? Discord is the best character in any show ever. He just has the best personality and powers in the show. He also took over Equestria twice. You should ask my friends how much I quote or talk about Discord.

Favourite Ponies? Hard to decide but I will just say Twilight Sparkle, Cadence, and Shining Armor.

Favourite Villain? Discord of course. He's the best in every category but design. Best design would have to go to Chrysalis.

Best non-pony character? I would say Discord but he's already my overall favourite character. So I shall say Zecora because why not?

That's all.

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#42049 · 54w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>41891 It's a deal.

#41891 · 54w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>41844

Funny that you mentioned that because I'm also improving my skills. If possible, let's team up against Fadi.

#41844 · 54w, 1d ago · · ·
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So Sev, how do you feel knowing that I've been improving my skills at DotA in preparation for tomorrow?

#15817 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·
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Problem Sev?

#12731 · 60w, 6d ago · · ·
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Yeah, that's right troll. I'm watching you.:trixieshiftright:

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