Penny dead... · 7:18pm
...Nickel seen standing over corpse, holding bloody knife.When questioned, had this to say: "He was a real pal of mine - when something didn't round off or end in a five, he was right there, filling in the holes. He was our 'go-to' currency - loved his job and had a great sense of humor.
He contined: "I dunno the cowardly sonovabitch what killed him, but if I ever find 'm...' YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YA BASTARD, I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND THEN I'LL..."
Nickel then burst into tears and demand to see his lawyer.
Penny is survived by his wife Pence and their son Tuppence.
Dime and Quarter are being questioned, but are not considered suspects.







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>>198342
No, but I did trick him into believing he was Michael Jackson.
You haven't seen funny until you see a thirty-foot tall robot doing the moonwalk while randomly turning into an eighteen-wheeler.
Have you experimented with magnets yet? Because there's nothing funnier than tricking Optimus Prime into thinking he's Aretha Franklin.
Thanks for the Watch, buddy! You know I'll keep working on keeping it!
>>168076
No, he's Super Giant robot.
Don't make him step on you.
Seriously just don't - he comes back here and leaves gory footprints all over the carpets. Then I have to have them shampooed.
Gigantor is a great big robot!