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Registered: 12th Jul 2011
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Comment posted by Fury of the Tempest deleted at 5:15pm on the 24th of December, 2012
#206679 · 25w, 9h ago · · ·
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KZZZKKH AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT

#198344 · 25w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>198342

No, but I did trick him into believing he was Michael Jackson.

You haven't seen funny until you see a thirty-foot tall robot doing the moonwalk while randomly turning into an eighteen-wheeler.

Bok
#198342 · 25w, 6d ago · · ·
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Have you experimented with magnets yet? Because there's nothing funnier than tricking Optimus Prime into thinking he's Aretha Franklin.

#176865 · 28w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the Watch, buddy! You know I'll keep working on keeping it!:twilightsmile:

#168077 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>168076

No, he's Super Giant robot.

Don't make him step on you.

Seriously just don't - he comes back here and leaves gory footprints all over the carpets. Then I have to have them shampooed.

#168076 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·
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Gigantor is a great big robot!

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Penny dead... · 7:18pm

...Nickel seen standing over corpse, holding bloody knife.When questioned, had this to say: "He was a real pal of mine - when something didn't round off or end in a five, he was right there, filling in the holes. He was our 'go-to' currency - loved his job and had a great sense of humor.

He contined: "I dunno the cowardly sonovabitch what killed him, but if I ever find 'm...'  YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YA BASTARD, I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND THEN I'LL..."

Nickel then burst into tears and demand to see his lawyer.

Penny is survived by his wife Pence and their son Tuppence.

Dime and Quarter are being questioned, but are not considered suspects.

SuperGiantRobot · 100 views · Edited 13w, 4d ago

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Ballad of the Two Sisters

The Princess of Equestria,

The Dayruler Celestia

Ruled the sun and the moon for untold years

She spent all this time on her own

Solitude being all she'd known

And then one night somepony new appears...

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Overture

You know Vinyl Scratch. Everypony knows Vinyl Scratch: Cocky, sure of herself, parties all night and likes her music loud and the beats louder. And talking about herself in the third person.

What? It's fun.

Okayokayokay... so anyway, you're wondering how I first met my better half, right? (And don't tell her I called her that - she'll rib me about it me all day.)  

Well, the whole thing kinda began somewhere you'd never expect to find me: The opera house.

I kid you not.

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Ponygeist: A Nightmare Night Tale

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When midnight comes and all the costumes drop, who will this mysterious figure end up being?

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Quit Dragon Your Heels

Spike has loved the beautiful and graceful Rarity with all of his young dragon heart from the moment he had first laid eyes on her. The problem was that Rarity barely noticed him. One day he decides to make his intentions known to her, only to find that she has her eye set on the handsome Baron Summersday and his quest may have already come to an end.

Meanwhile, Rarity - after the disastrous event of the Grand Galloping Gala - has been in contact with a stallion named Baron Summersday via mail, as the finale of the Gala prevented him from meeting her in person. After several missives between themselves, he invites her to his mansion for the weekend as an honored guest. Rarity sees this as the possibility of her dream of finding the one from her finally becoming a reality.

But is this really a dream, or a nightmare instead?

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