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  • E Overture

    How Vinyl met that special somepony...
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  • E Quit Dragon Your Heels

    Spike decides to confess his feelings towards Rarity, but it may already be too late...
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  • E Ponygeist: A Nightmare Night Tale

    During the annual Nightmare Night party,Pinkie spots a pony in an extremely convincing ghost costume
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  • E The Crowded Library

    A collection of my stories from Thirty Minute Pony Stories,
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  • E The Ballad of the Two Sisters

    Being alone can be terrible, especially once you've realised you are. Celestia has beeen cursed with this knowledge and it eats away at her. But as her sadness reaches its peak, she finds a friend at last. But this friendship is fated to end..
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  • T The Adventure of Killstorm Deathhoof, The Totally Awesome Alicorn OC

    His name is Killstorm. Killstorm Deathhoof. And this is his totally awesome adventure.
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Blog Posts10

  • 18w, 3d
    This greeted me this morning.

    2 comments · 93 views
  • 18w, 5d
    Oh CRAP it's hot.

    It's going to be in the mid-thirties all week. For the next two days, it's going to be thirty-five. For the  metrically challenged, that's  about ninety-seven fahrenheit.

    These  are days in which one is proud that someone stepped up to the plate and invented air-conditioning.

    My dog is not going to be a happy camper, and will likely be as pleased as I am of the existence of the A/C.

    Maybe I'll get myself some ice cream. Hot days are always better with ice cream. It's either that or seeing if I can get heat exhaustion again. Maybe I'll be lucky and the heat will birth a thunderstorm. I love a good thunderstorm; the more violent, the better. It's like rain with fireworks. Even my dog loves them. She yells at the thunder, thinking she's protecting me.

    So then. A week of doing as little as possible and giving thanks to cold air and ice cream.

    Summertime is here.

    2 comments · 42 views
  • 24w, 3d
    I've just seen the stupidest thing this month.

    The local school board has gone on strike. All of the teachers walked off the job. The reason for the strike essentially boils down to 'better support for the kids.'

    So, in essence they want to improve things for the students by refusing to teach them anything.


    2 comments · 76 views
  • 30w, 3d
    There's a little pink nose a-pokin' into my room.

    It's Daisy, sucking up.

    As usual.

    She pokes her head in periodically, in the hope that A) She'll get a walk, B) She'll get a snack or C) She 'll get both.

    And she can be quite insistent, hanging outside my door and giving pitieous whines under her breath, especially when she wants a walk. Well, I can't take her out, as it's raining cats and dogs (*COUGH*), so I decide to keep her occupied in another way by giving her a peice of what I'm snacking on.

    Wine gums.

    A wine gum, if you didn't  know, is essentially a dense ju-jube. She scarfs it up without a single thought, as dogs are wont to do, and the fun begins.

    As anyone who owns a dog can tell you, giving a dog peanut butter is pretty funny.

    Giving one a wine gum is hilarious.

    She bites right into it, immediately gumming her mouth shut. So she tries on her side teeth. No good; gummed up again.She shakes her head to loosen it to try again. At this point she's basically waging war on it with her face.

    She figures out what's going on and to be careful, so now she looks like an old lady trying to eat a sandwich as her dentures are falling out. She rolls the gum up and down left and right slowly but surely wearing it down for proper consumption. This takes over a minute as I'm quietly losing my shit.

    Finally, after a protracted battle with her gummy nemesis, she swallows it and licks her face clean.

    Then she looks to me for another one.

    Stupid dog.

    1 comments · 74 views
  • 30w, 4d
    Here's a thought to run through your cute pointy heads.

    Self-help means exactly that: dealing with a problem or issue on your own.

    So why would you need a book on the subject?

    1 comments · 53 views
  • ...

Zecora, the zebra shamaness has lived in the Everfree Forest for some time, but has never gone beyond except for the sake of finding roots and herbs for her potions that her woods cannot supply. But upon making friends with young Apple Bloom and later Twilight and her companions, she has taken it upon herself to travel beyond for a time. Stopping at Sweet Apple Acres for a minute to speak with Applejack, she catches the eye of Macintosh. The stallion falls for Zecora at first sight and then does something very poorly thought out to prove himself to her...

First Published
21st Dec 2012
Last Modified
23rd Mar 2013

SuperGiantRobot, you cease to fail me.

I have read this story before, or at least one that was nearly identical :trixieshiftright:


That was probably mine - I decided to expand on the story. Check my Da link.


Aha! Good, good, always happy to see expanded stories :twilightsmile:

(I was wondering why there was no link in my document)

I like the premise. Never thought of this idea before and I'm embarrassed for it. Good job.


There are a couple along this line now, but I may have been the first one to do a Zecora/Mac story, taking into account that the original was written about a year and half ago.

Don't quote me on that, though.

Haven't I read this before here? I swear this is not the first time I've seen Zecora head to Manehatten. Still good start.


Not Manehattan, now that we know that's it's a good distance away - this is a sort of sister city: 'not the same as the original, but a close copy.'

I found something, well... two somethings really. :twilightsheepish:

Twilight turned back to the zebra. “Sorry about her, Zecora. Sometimes she has a tendency to say what’s thinking before she thinks about what she’s saying.”

The sight of him had stirred something more in her, especially now that she though of him,


Ah... I stand corrected, and you are right Manehatten would be too far though seeing Zecora on a train would be interesting.


Thanks; a bit tricky to edit on a PS3 with only a thumbpad...:pinkiehappy:




Wait'll you see what Ihave planned for poor Macintosh...:trixieshiftleft:

Hmm, I'm not really a big fan of ZecoraMac, but so far, these seems interesting. Proceed.

oh good was beggining to think you missed the part about cutie pox episode lol good story will be favved

Their is just one thing that bothers me a bit about this fic. That is the opening line, I don't know why. But other than that I really like this story!

What kind of language did you use for zecora?


Swahili. That's a direct translation.


'It was mid-morning when the zebra mare trotted into Ponyville' perhaps?


Could be, Not to sure could just be the mid-day part.

You have engaged my interests. Just tell, where it is this will be going?

But please, do so continue.

i like the idea of big mac and zecora together its diferent but good

OOOOOOOO! :pinkiegasp: I've never seen a ZecoraMac before!!! :pinkiehappy:

This looks really good...Definite read later! :eeyup:

It would have been funny if he turned into a filly haha but anywho I would like my moar comrade soon

Say what! This just got more interestin.

Well the good news is that Granny likes her, bad news he faced Toxicodendron philogelos or more commonly known as Poison Joke. Well at least he is heading towards his lady love who is skilled at curing it.

Ah Poison joke.

Have I read this story before?  It seems familiar yet different.

There's not enough Macora.:fluttercry:

"Ewe mungu wangu.... They must feed him foals..."


I’m sorry, Macintosh, I didn’t mean to stare

I was simply caught unaware

I’ve not seen the like, nopony your size

Your appearance came to me as quite a surprise!

Psst! you forgot to put quotations around this!:trixieshiftright:

Dat ending..... Oh sh*t:pinkiegasp:

hi hi

Would you look at that, its the picture I drew a while back.  Fancy seeing that here. :ajsmug:

Comment posted by SuperGiantRobot deleted at 5:16pm on the 16th of January, 2013


Oh, was it you? Cool, I'll credit. I generally do if I know who did it.

Ah ha! So this is what that Zecora stuff before was about. *starts reading*

oh wow i cant wait to see how mac gets out of this one :rainbowlaugh:

Oh Macintosh... Didn't your sisters tell you about Poison Joke?:facehoof:


Well that's what he gets for refusing help...

An interesting ship, you have my curiosity.

Edit: Pretty good :eeyup: I'll look forward to more of this

Yeah, I too feel as if I have read this before. Reupload?


Sorta. Not just a re-upload, I've expanded the hell out of ot.


Allrighty. Lets see what's new then.

I can honestly say this is the first time I've seen a shipfic that has actually triggered anything even remotely fan-boyish inside me :pinkiehappy:.


Cool. One day I just thought to myself: "Hey, this has never been done. And the two places are kinda close. Let's do this."

This is actually a re-write. The original was written a year ago and is a lot smaller, hence the author's note.


Well, I look forward to reading it in its entirety :derpytongue2:


it ain't getting any better for Mac, let's put it this way.

In the summary, Twilight is missing an "L" and an "I"

Reading now...

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