Player Name: SpongeOfManyColours
Character Name: Belltop the Apathetic
Class: Barbarian/Telesales Agent
Level: 5/2
Age: The Bronze Age
Gender: The Bronze Gender
Deity: Yes I am

Strength: 12
Dexterity: 7
Constitution: ...al Monarchy
Intelligence: 3.14159265359
Wisdom: Teeth
Charisma: 27 (you read that right, ladies and gentlemen who swing that way)

HP: Fat
MP: Phat
Initiative: <I'll fill this in later>

Skills:
Writing
Self-Admiration
Kung Fu Grip
Curling into a Ball and Crying
Listen to The Clash

Spell List:
Write Fanfic: +5 to Output, needs 4 years to recharge
Read Fanfic: -10 to Spare Time
Write Non-fanfic Work: +7 to Output, +1 Money, needs 61,512 years to recharge

Equipment:
Hawaiian Shirt: +2 Defense, +3 Magic, -6 Fashion
Beret: +4 Socialism, +4 Feminism, -8 Likelihood of Sex, +18,000,000 Pretentious Git
Jeans: +1 Jeans
Black Biro: -1 Attack, +3 Bonus to Filling Out Important Forms

Character Description: SpongeOfManyColours, known to his friends as SpongeOfManyColours, is a writer. He has trouble knowing where to start with introductions and often times just starts spouting obviously incorrect "facts" about himself, like how his eyes have smaller eyes within them and how he is secretly a pig that walks like a man.