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sagebrushpony
User ID: 87
Registered: 10th Jul 2011
Last Seen: 4h, 27m ago
Story views: 17,523

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

Still Not a Biography

sagebrushpony
User ID: 87
Registered: 10th Jul 2011
Last Seen: 4h, 27m ago
Story views: 17,523

I have no idea why this is here twice.

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1000 Words. · 1:19am

Did you think this blog post would be about writing?  Well, then, psyche!  It isn't.

What it is is a chance to win a piece of pony art, to be completed sometime between the end of this month and the heat death of the universe (probably sooner than later), unfortunately by me.

It could be cover art, it could be your OC, it could be a mock cover of OC Weekly.  The only stipulation is that it have a 'simple' background, no more than three characters, and that it not be gore, porn, or gorn.  Pores might be acceptable, although I'm not sure why you'd want a drawing of one.

To enter, all you need do is respond to this blog post (with an account at least four days old) and express your interest in entering, some time between now and 11:59 PM Pacific Standard Time on Friday, April 19th.  You'll then be entered into a drawing, which is a slightly more official-sounding way of saying that I'll be using random.org to draw a number.

Good luck!

Sagebrush · 54 views · Edited 9w, 1d ago

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From Canterlot with Love

After guardsponies Storm Stunner, Crack Shot, and Check Mate proved instrumental in stopping an interdimensional incident that threatened to annoy the city of Canterlot, the Royal Guard made a realization: perhaps they might just be able to serve functions beyond pulling aerial chariots and trying not to blink in public.

Now months later, they're finally starting to get somewhere with each of the odd regimens they've designed; it's a shame that three of their number will have to miss the progress to follow.  In recognition of their prior bravery, quick thinking, (and to a smaller degree their dumb luck), Princess Luna has given Storm, Check, and Crack Shot a special assignment: to visit the lands on the borders of pony control, to sample the local flavors, and to maybe even take a picture or two.  One might dare to call it a vacation.

However, expectations mean little so far from home, and despite Luna's wishes to keep the guardsponies out of harm's way, the world can easily change in a thousand years.  The three guardsponies may be forced to deal with the inconvenience of their vacation turning into an adventure.

First Story: In Her Majesty's Royal Service

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In Her Majesty's Royal Service

Storm Stunner is a pegasus with aspirations to join the Royal Guard: the noble ponies responsible for maintaining the peace and prosperity of Equestria.  At least, that's what it says on the cover.

Follow his journey as he joins their gilded ranks, and learns just what life is really like as one of Equestria's finest.

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Rainbows and Sunsets

After a bit of prodding from her friends, Scootaloo has decided that it's high time she learned to fly, with none other than Ponyville's premiere flyer as her instructor.

There's a lot to be learned about oneself and others when trying to get your hooves off the ground.

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#177745 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·
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Maybe they can meet blue ace bass and defeat an Amy of griffins :ajsmug:

That would make a great story

#175784 · 32w, 5d ago · · ·
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awesome, will do

#175782 · 32w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>175773

You should be able to just submit a story to it.

#175773 · 32w, 5d ago · · ·
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Could you make me a writer for your group so that I may post my story up? Or do you not have to?

#38387 · 54w, 6d ago · · ·
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You've been tagged.

#11818 · 61w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>5609

I'm late in my reply, but I wish to thank you for such a nice compliment!  I hope that I'm able to continue to deliver =).

#5609 · 64w, 20h ago · · ·
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The story is quite well written and you've forced me to go to google to define multiple words, which is actually a hard thing to do.  I applaud you!  It's always fun learning new vocabulary. ^^

Also, I think I want a Storm Sunner plushie.  The artwork for your story "In Her Majesty's Royal Service" makes him look so adorable~ :3 His personality makes him seem cute too. ^^

You're also an incredible artist!

You got yourself another fan,

-Silver

#788 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>155

That is very kind of you; I appreciate your words =).

#155 · 67w, 4d ago · · ·
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An exemplar who writes art and knows his tropes. I hold you in the highest respect.

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