It was a bright and sunny day when Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," She said, "It'll be fun." She said. So on a dark and stormy night full of cliches, Discord sat down and began writing offensive literature that only he could imagine. Equestria will never be the same again.

One thousand years.

12,000 Lunar phases.

52,177.5 Weeks.

365,242 Days

No matter how you measure it, 1,000 years is a very long time.

Many thanks to Drgnwolf for editing this story!

Rated T for mild language, and mild adult themes.

The Great and Powerful Trixie, (yes it MUST be capitalized, how else will you know that she is Great, Powerful, AND Trixie?) Decides that in order to bounce back up she needs a new gimmick. And so she comes back to Ponyville one more time to have Twilight help her become The Great and Powerful Escape Artist Trixie Lulamoon! And to prove her prowess, she shall do this all without the aid of magic!

As the title suggests, this is the greatest fic evah!

Follow the adventures of a black coated and red maned alicorn prince Gotic McEmo that doesn't know he is a prince! Read in awe as he meets Fluttershy (The best pony from the mane six!) And they fall in love! This is truly teh best, no, GRESTEST FIC EVAH!

Emerald Shadows' family is falling apart, his father has been missing for over five years and he has just been expelled from Luna's school of the arts, his mother is furious, and his brother is as passive as ever.

Wanting to prove himself to his mother and pay her back for the bits she spent on school, he leaves home to work with his brother as an assistant mechanic at Cloudsdale Weather Corporation, not knowing what awaits him in the floating city.

Thanks to Waldo for proofreading this story!