Well, i knew about the existence of TCB for quite some time and i decided that i ain't touching that shit with anything. I tried to give Not Alone a try but i just got too buttsfrustrated. Yesterday, on Sunday, march 9th, 2014 I found the "The Conversion Bureau: Setting Things Right" story and I have no idea why, but i decided to give it a quick try to check my buttincendiary resistance. Lucky me, that story was only 2 chapters long at that moment and there were no TCB going on. In fact, the whole world is some years past-TCB, where apparently humanity won. And one random day they detect the Equestrian magical signature and invade, capturing Celly And Twi. Show-canon Celly and Twi. Yeah, shit's gonna hit the fan.
So i decided "Huh, it wasn't that bad. I think i should read something more! And somehow I started reading "The Conversion Bureau: The Other Side of the Spectrum".
Muh buttrage. Argh. ASDFG. I even gave my keyboard a bit of beatdown. Comments of a certain IRC channel members didn't helped to calm down, too.
So yeah, all buttmad and madbutt I had to read something nice and smooth to sleep myself at night.
Today was a OK day. Until I checked my mail and ta-da. Spectrum got updated. And the chapter got an EXTREME GORE warning.
It was more or less OK... until Luna brainjacked Corrupted Twi.
"Test two thousand nine hundred and eighty-seven.... Success!"
My ass cracked apart and molten hate poured out. I swear, for around half an hour I was in the state in which i would be elected as Angry Marines' Primarch.
2986 humans died horrible death before Twi managed to create a working Potion.
I'd better stop writing now before i typed something else.
Not like anyone would read this anyway.
On unrelated note - Aviators suck, but remixes are OK.