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User ID: 19,873
Registered: 17th Mar 2012
Last Seen: 12h, 1m ago
Story views: 8,949

Hey fellows, I'm IncoherentOrange. Or Inco, or Orange, IO, whatever you prefer. I'm a high school student living in Canada. I sometimes write fanfiction in my spare time. (That is, when my muse allows for writing.)

My favorite ponies are Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, and Pinkie Pie, in that order.

If you want me to write something, just ask. I will never write clop and probably will never write romance, however.

Likes: Video games (specifically RPGs, strategy games, and FPS'), tabletop wargames, sleeping, eating, existing, writing, receiving feedback, ponies, logic, pragmatism, and good, gentlemanly debates. My favorite music is of the orchestral varieties, but anything that matches my activity I will enjoy very much, regardless of type.

Dislikes: Shipping (unless it is a pairing I deem in-character and not the focal point of the story), clop, misanthropy, and my own laziness.

Statistics, statistics! (Last updated: 1/27/13)

Total words published: 122295 (+4738)

Current favorites: 1142 (+645)

Total likes: 706 (+360)

Total dislikes: 24 (+12)

Watchers: 139 (+0)

Facts about me, summarized.

Locale: Southeastern Canada

Age: 15

Sex: Male

Political orientation:

Sexual orientation: Asexual or something.

Also aromantic.

"A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition." -Dwarf Fortress, on humans.

Feel free to add me on Steam. You can find me under this nickname. On Skype, you can add me as zachary.warman1 if you so choose. I don't mind chatting.

Finished/Hiatus Stories

[Adventure] [Human]
A teenage brony is called upon to save the universe in a highly clich���© fashion. A
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[Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
After the brony and the Mane Six save the universe, loose ends need to be tied up in other universes
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
After an Adeptus Mechanicus vessel makes contact, Equestrian unicorns join forces with the Imperium.
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Story-related lore, specifications, et cetera, written here, for fun, because I was bored.

Eclipse:

SGCV (SolGov Colony Vessel) Eclipse:

Crew complement:

7150 at launch; 1000 per colony module, 150 on command module.

Subsections:

7x colony module; 4 special-purpose, 3 general-purpose. 1x orbital command and observation module.

Propulsion:

1x experimental high-performance FTL drive, 8x plasma thrust engines, 14x liquid fuel re-entry boosters, numerous chemical maneuvering thrusters.

Powerplant:

8x high-efficiency fission reactors, primary and emergency batteries.

Armament:

8x turreted railguns, large supply of small arms (~1500 of several types); C-40 assault rifle and Tranquijolt pistols, assorted specialty munitions launchers and vehicular armaments.

Vehicular complement:

12x Luna-class collapsible shuttles, 12x Armadillo-class all-terrain personnel carriers.

Luna-class shuttle:

Capacity: 40 (carrier model), 12 (lab model), 1 pilot.

Armament:

Flexible; multiple options available. Default: none.

Propulsion:

Nuclear-thermal engine (space), 2x electrical turbine engines (atmosphere).

Powerplant: Nuclear reactor, high-efficiency battery; solar array integrated into hull plating.

Project Status Module

Orange: stuck.

Green: active.

Purple: brainstorming.

Black: inactive.

Untitled story concerning the CMC: Chapter one progress: 0%

Untitled story (detailed here): Chapter one progress: 30%

Eclipse: Chapter seven progress: 12%

Okay, yeah, it's been four months now that I've not released a single morsel of potentially entertaining stuff to be read by you folks, those that are following Eclipse. Anyway, the old blog was getting... well, old. The excuse reason for my inactivity now (it has changed multiple times) is perhaps the assignments that I am currently faced with in the subject I struggle most in: English. I have two essays due by the end of the month-ish (well, one of them is for Modern History class and is actually on a subject I am most intrigued by) and that has sort of been using what creative energy I possess.

Or, perhaps, the reason might simply be that I have no drive anymore. Where did it go? Have I simply burnt out? Bah, maybe so.

Anyway, on to the gushing. I've bought a new graphics card for my computer. It's a GTX 660, a 2GB version. It came with Metro: Last Light as a promotion, a game I've been excited about for months, having loved the previous game as well as the first book (the second, to my annoyance, has never been translated into English. Strange, considering that the third book, which is of yet unreleased, is advertised in the game heavily, like the first book was in the first game), and I was definitely impressed.

It wasn't particularly long, at about nine hours, but its strengths lie in its story, graphics, and gameplay. The gunplay is better, the graphics are just amazing, and the story is intriguing and twisting. It was solid, and top-of-the-line in visuals, so I'd very much recommend this game.  On the subject of the card... It's an excellent card; very capable (I played LL with 2x SSAA, 16x AA, normal tessellation, and Advanced PhysX with stable FPS) and comparatively affordable, at two hundred bucks. It's also small, quiet, and not power-hungry. So I'd recommend that too. It's a great upgrade for a system that's a few years old.

That's that, then. Have a nice whatever it happens to be wherever you are.

IncoherentOrange · 21 views

Current Projects

[Human]
A human colony vessel is sent to Equestria, and does not expect sentient inhabitants.
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Leave something here! I get lonely!

#458382 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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Your incoherency pleases me! Enjoy this follow! :derpytongue2:

#429629 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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The challenge.

One thousand words.

No usage of the letter 'E'.

Story.

Pinkie Pie bakes a cake.

Go.

#408943 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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Well done on Fallout Equestria: Bronies Dawn. That thing made me throw up my hands in despair.

#352936 · 11w, 5d ago · · ·
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Comrade, I make suggestion for you, a fic where Staliongrad moves an army into the Midwestern deserts of Equestria only to be faced with pony Mujihadeen (basically the war in Afghanistan 1979-1988) do it. :3

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#266504 · 19w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>266456 I don't lie.

#266386 · 19w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>266355 I'm going to get on that right now, because you asked.

#266355 · 19w, 5d ago · · ·
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#260029 · 20w, 2d ago · · ·
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Grats on EqD, Orange!  Now put up an avatar already! :derpytongue2:

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