Quotes: Because Everypony Needs Them
“There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childish sometimes.” - Tom Baker, Doctor Who
"Beer is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy." Albert Einstein
"Well. I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, 'Gosh. The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer.' Who's with me?"- Alex Kingston, Doctor Who (Let's Kill Hitler)
"Through all my adventures in time and space I have yet to see someone who hasn't been important." - David Tennant, Doctor Who.
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edger Allen Poe, Murders of Rue Morgue.
"We all go a bit mad sometimes." Norman Bates, Psycho.
"This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield pistols." Rose Lalonde, Homestuck.
"Just one of the gifts you take for granted in life, the miraculous gift of vision." Dave Strider, Homestuck.
"'The moon's and arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun.' - Mark Twain. Yes, you're almost certain Mark Twain said that." Andrew Hussie, Homestuck.
"What a wonderful day for an exorcism." The Demon, The Exorcist.
"Carry on my wayward son." Kansas City, Carry on My Wayward Son.
"The one's we hail are the worst of all." Imagine Dragons, Demons.
"Now dance, fucker, dance! Man, he never had a chance. And no one even knew it was really only you." The Offspring, You're Gonna Go Far Kid.
"Leave my door open just a crack, 'cause I feel like such an insomniac. Why do I tire of counting sheep? I am too tired to fall asleep." Owl City, Fireflies.
-More to come as we get them.-
Hello, followers. This is not TH3 BL1ND PR0PH3TT as you'd expect, but it is his friend TH3 D0CT0R. TH3 BL1ND PR0PH3T has been banned from his computer because his parents think it's " affecting his social life" and "taking time away from what matters". I have taken over his account mainly for browsing and to answer any and all questions you have. And The Color Nine, he has the Rainbow Dash plushie you asked for and he wants your address so he can send it to you.
I'm so sorry,
TH3 D0CT0R.
Thank you
I said that a week ago, didn't I?
Sorry for the hiatus.
I should be back on in a week or so.
Hey!
Holy smokes, I forgot to update! Sorry guys, but I also want to get more stories in my library. So please pardon the interruption.
Been up all night working on the next chapter of Discord Should Not Have Taken Thee! And boy, am I tired! There is a scene with Luna that might just ship the Mage of Breath with her. Anyhoo, you'll have to read it when I'm done.
Carry on my wayward son!
- TH3 BL1ND PR0PH3T
True, I have an application that reads the screen for me. My keyboard is braille. My brother picks out the cover art for me. Good question, though. I used to be devastated because I couldn't use the computer, now I have found a way to.
So, I heard you're blind. How does that work? No offense meant, but the screen isn't exactly written in braille.
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