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User ID: 22,970
Registered: 2nd Apr 2012
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I wish I had something to put here that didn't make me sound pretentious. But, I don't, and so here's this........

I like My Little Pony. I like writing. I like to imagine I'm good at writing Fan Fictions, but, you be the judge?

Here's what people are saying about my work:

"He's been compared to 'Bukowski' and 'Hunter S. Thompson' , but, I feel that Guy_Incognito has a far more bitter, cynical style...." -- Anonymous.

"You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!" -- My Dad.

"When are you going to find a nice girl and settle down? You're not getting any younger you know?" -- My Mom.

"Are you writing Pony Fan Fiction? Dude, that's fucking gay." -- My Brother.

You've heard the critics, but, don't let them fool you. I'm actually a nice guy. I like to write about Drugs/Sex/Alcohol and Rock 'N' Roll. I love to help out or offer gentle encouragement to hopeful writers or even seasoned veterans.

My favourite books, movies and TV Shows (That I like to steal shamelessly from) are: Less Than Zero, Rules Of Attraction and American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis. Anything by Quentin Tarantino. Dawn Of The Dead. Golden Girls. The Simpsons and Will And Grace.

My Skype Name is Danger_Puss and if anyone ever wants to chat about The Wu-Tang Clan, Clop, The Lord Jesus Christ or just call me an asshole; please, feel free to add me.

Stories That Have Been Featured (It counts even if it's only for an hour or two!)

[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Gentle Strokes is a cynical drunk from Dodge Junction, Stormy is the proud black sheep of a wealthy Manehattan family and college is a place for 'experimenting'.
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Seriously! I've impressed myself with how much *COUGH* Quality *COUGH* work I've managed to get accomplished this week. The Clop One Shot. Chapter 11 (And almost 12, btw) of Different Strokes and just today, the latest chapter of There's Something About White Mane.

All I need is a couple of you sexy beasts to work your magic, help me understand why I can't 'do' grammar, help me fix my mistakes and then BOOM we're good to go.

This is it right here.

For anyone who was curious, this is the sort of middle child of There's Something About White Mane. There's no actual sex, it's mostly dialogue and character building (Everyone of White Mane and Piper's friends get a moment or two to shine and, honestly, I'm starting to love writing for Honey Drop, Sunny Side and Scout's Honor as much as Piper and White Mane themselves.)

So, that's it. Any help I can get, I'll gladly take.

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Different Strokes

Gentle Strokes is a cynical drunk from Dodge Junction. Stormy is the proud black sheep of a wealthy Manehattan family and together, they're two shining examples of the student body at Camden; Equestria's most prestigious liberal arts college. Navigating their way through one night stands, flirty professors, "End Of The World" parties, junkie roommates, family melodrama, sex, drugs and Rock 'N' Roll as they try their hooves at a college relationship.

Cover art provided by the wonderful: Kill Joy.

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Glamorama

Approaching his fortieth birthday, Hoity Toity--Canterlot's fashion king--struggles with his growing obscurity as a designer, an unspoken rivalry with 'Miss Rarity from Ponyville.', his disillusion with youth culture in Canterlot and his inability and lack of desire to re-invent himself.

(I feel I should mention this story has shades of M/M, Drug Use, Alcohol abuse and is quite overly pessimistic and cynical.)

*The Amazing Artwork is provided by the multi-talented Pandemonia.

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The Place Where People Tell Me I'm An Asshole

#546429 · 5d, 4h ago · · ·
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>>517409 hey I read your latest rough draft and guess what fuck stormsoul22 cause your number one in my book dude!!! I mean number one!!!! I read it  and I was like that reminded me of the first time I bought lube and condoms and it happened exactly like that and the dude behind me was like your such a tag and he was the first guy I had a crush on and well I told him he spat in my face and ever since he picked on me. But really I'm in love with your stories!!! Hurry post it so I can favorite it please!!! I am your biggest fan again I'm like the other guy I have to wait for my computer I. Order to follow you but damn if I was a girl I would wan to have your babies!!! Matter of fact I would consider a sex change if it wasn't for the fact I like my monster of a member to stay attached. But dude awesome rough draft!!!

#518851 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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Why the fuck am I not following you?

Why the fuck can't I press the follow button through an iPhone?

Now I have to wait to get to a computer like everyone else. :ajbemused:

#517934 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>517812

Another reason Canada is best pony!

#517411 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>517409 What episode is that pic from anyways? I don't think I recall ever seeing it. :trixieshiftright:

#517409 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>517393

Thanks, Ware.

#517393 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>479264 I don't... what? :applejackconfused:

#517389 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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Heh, grats on getting featured again Smokes. I dare say yours is one of the only M/M centric stories I can recall getting there.

#509409 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the comment earlier it brought a smile to mine and my boyfriends faces thank you.

#509196 · 3w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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Hey guy incognito you should do the caramel donut one we need more pony joe in our lives you know! Pony joe is like best pony when it comes to clopfics cause he has the donuts!!!

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