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· She-Who-Devours was the first dragon. Massive and powerful, she settled upon Equis after consuming a nearby star. From her came forth the six dragon breeds. Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Mind...and Leviathan.
Millions of years later, the fifth Leviathan has arisen. Spike, assistant to Twilight Sparkle.
And woe betide those who cross the Leviathans. For they are patient...they are powerful...and they are eternal.
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>>87141
I guess he can meat her now!
>>87141
Might have helped! Lawl!
>>87137
This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Saw that and just couldn't stop giggling, maybe I should have got more than 2 hours sleep
>>87136
Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
>>87130
Black men prefer big, banging ghetto blasters. White men favour a more classy, sleek, silver surround sound systems. Scousers are fond of nicked car radios.
I just can't help stereo-typing people.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn't invite the Welshman because he's a cunt.
>>87129
What did one Muslim father say to the other?
They blow up so fast
Why don't Jews eat pork?
Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>>87126
New alcoholic beverage out in the middle east.
Suicider.
I just called the midget abuse helpline.
They said a couple of jokes about their size should do the trick.
>>87125
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
>>87123
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?
Everybody won.
What does an illegal immigrant have in common with spunk?
Millions of the fuckers come flooding in and only one bastard works!
On my home page of Facebook, I see they keep announcing that it is now available in 57 languages.
So now everyone in Britain can use it.