(Second person "You" x Lyra NON-clopfic)

Lyra's been staying with you a week now and seems to be settling in well.  But now it's laundry day and strangely enough, you can't seem to locate your favorite black shirt.  Where could it be?  Maybe Lyra knows...

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Based off a scenario most likely familiar to anyone who's seen those greentext things.  I just took  it in... a slightly different direction.  Because I am silly sometimes, and I needed something to get the creative juices flowing before I got back to something more serious.

Picture is by Avante92-- but watch out, the picture itself is adult in nature, and so is most of his gallery!

Being the night security guard for Ponyville General Hospital is a boring and thankless job-- especially for Vigilance, who has his heart set on becoming a member of the Equestrian Royal Guard.  Unfortunately both his current job and his future career are now in jeopardy thanks in part to a ridiculous incident in which Rainbow Dash broke in at night to steal a book, of all things.  A book!

Now to save his job a reluctant Vigilance is saddled (pun unintended) with a new and frustrating duty: assisting in the treatment of his least favorite patient, an unidentified mare who thinks she's a dog.

Can Vigilance swallow his pride for long enough to get "Screw Loose" the exercise therapy she needs, or will her canine antics drive him barking mad?

Author's Note: Thanks to my prereaders, including Sapphire, Rated,and  Ezefilly.

I came up with this idea ages ago as something I could write easily by hand when I didn't have access to a computer.  And now thanks to the magic of "long exercise which gave me time to write," here it is!

Special thanks to Arrkhal on deviantart for drawing the picture that gave me the idea for this story in the first place.

Oh, and sorry for the potentially misleading short description...  This cried out for a "they fight crime" thing, and I couldn't figure out something more accurate that would fit in the space provided ha ha.

"Congratulations, Spike!  You're the new Rainbow Dash!"  Twilight may have said those words in the heat of the moment, but what if it were true?

Discord, spirit of chaos and infinite jest, manages to play yet another trick on Twilight and her friends by making her hasty solution more real than she could have imagined... in his own rather idiosyncratic way, of course.

...But how will the original Rainbow Dash deal with her chaos-twisted, semi-official replacement?  And can Spike really take the place of everyone's favorite speedster?

Short answer: Probably no.

Long answer: Well, read the story and find out!

A/N: This is kind of against my better judgement since I usually publish entire rather than serially, but let's see how it goes.  I can always delete it all and claim it never happened, later. 8 D

(Illustrations in this story are courtesy of Unnoticeableperson.  Warning, rest of gallery may not be as work safe as this image is)

Sunset Sherbet is excited-- and with good reason.  It's been forever since she's visited her brothers, but now they've managed to get shore leave at the same time!  She's meeting them both today while the Raptor-class Cloudship TMS Reaver takes on supplies after a lengthy patrol over Enclave-held territory.

For Sherbet, seeing both her brothers at once is a rare treat.  What could Windfall and Sunset Charge have planned?

...Fallout: Equestria counts as 'alternate universe,' right? 0_o

This is a short character sketch of three characters from EzeFilly's Fallout: Equestria story, Fall of A Pegasus, featuring the main character of that tale and her two brothers.  The concepts for the characters and the storyline are his, and the basis for THAT is of course Kkat's Fallout: Equestria.  Wow, this is like credit-ception or something.

Artwork is by Rana-San and is a commission she did for EzeFilly.

Original Artwork is here (EzeFilly is ColgateFIM on DA)

The Medallion of Light and the Medallion of Shadow are some of the most powerful yet obscure artifacts of antiquity.  Created by a now-vanished cult of assassins, the two devices together give their bearer the incredible power to walk the worlds with but a single step.

Nefarious forces are closing in on both artifacts, and very little stands in their way.  Heinrich Himmler's agents covet the medallions for the greater glory of the Third Reich.  Ahuizotl's simply want their master to get what's coming to him: the world, and everything in it.

With the fate of all good people and ponies in doubt, one thing's for certain: saving two worlds would be one hell of an adventure.  And if adventure has a name, it must be Daring Do… or is that Indiana Jones?

Will our heroes win the day? Find out in... Daring Do and the Medallion of Shadow!  Or, Indiana Jones and the Medallion of Light!

NOTE: there will be some violence in this story, but nothing more than you would expect to see in an Indiana Jones movie-- so I didn't check the "gore" content box.

Artwork by Tzelly-el.

Special thanks to SapphireStarlightPony & Rated Ponystar for helping with the brainstorming on this one.

Thanks to this stupid thing I've had the Indiana Jones theme song stuck in my head for like the past four days and I am about to claw my eyes out AAAAAAAHHHHH @_@