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Jumbles of Words I Like

  • Forever is Forever Applejack returns to Canterlot for the Summer Sun Celebration after 33 years away. by Fon Shaolin 5,040 words · 7,243 views · 123 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Twilightning Twilight taps into the power of lightning itself to perfect a new form of teleportation. The theory is sound; what could go wrong? by Bok 5,489 words · 7,757 views · 1,308 likes · 18 dislikes
  • The Prince and the Workhorse Prince Blueblood and Big McIntosh swap bodies to pursue their respective romantic interests by fellstorm 84,935 words · 5,023 views · 335 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Wild Sky Yonder Spitfire joins the Corps to escape from her troubles. When trouble finds her, how will she respond? by Mysecsha 52,565 words · 3,562 views · 239 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Grossly Incandescent Thrust headlong into a strange new world, Solaire of Astora must make amends before he can continue with his mission. Unbeknownst to them all, a shadow from his past approaches. by Crack Javelin 59,370 words · 9,187 views · 1,696 likes · 28 dislikes

Equestria Daily actually approved these?

  • Why Didn't Ah Stay at Th' Farm? Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be. by FanNotANerd 5,659 words · 80,379 views · 1,185 likes · 52 dislikes
  • There, They're... Is there such a thing as being too obsessed with grammar? by FanNotANerd 30,393 words · 14,037 views · 1,207 likes · 23 dislikes
  • A Simple Reflection In an experiment gone awry, a pony is brought to Equestria. A perfectly ordinary pony. One so ordinary, it runs the risk of destroying Equestria's very lifeblood. by FanNotANerd 34,310 words · 3,630 views · 370 likes · 10 dislikes

I bid you welcome to the profile of none other than the great FanNotANerd: author, musician, biology major, scrollsaw artist, Canadian and all-around great guy! Is there no end to my talents? If there is, it probably inhabits the same indistinct plane as my modesty.

I look at most of my writing as an experiment, and am always glad to get feedback, be it positive or negative. The absolute last thing I want is for you guys to humour me.

I also pre-read for Bronius Maximus, who's kind enough to return the favour. He's recently broken 2000 followers, and seems to be making it his life's work to make me look bad. I like to think it's because some of my awesomeness rubbed off on him, but he's just a legitimately good author, and a hell of a lot more prolific than me.

Now I'm sure you're all wondering: what's this guy's claim to fame? Why should I pay attention to his deluded ramblings? The answer is this: because.

Hey, to be honest, I have no idea what half of you like about me so much. So if you were expecting a more wholesome answer, you're as lost as I am.

Incoherent Jumbles of Words

  • T Victory at Any Cost

    The war against the spacefaring Changelings has dragged on for two long years. After that length of time, any victory is something to celebrate.  · FanNotANerd
    6,246 words · 236 views  ·  14  ·  0
  • T A Simple Reflection

    In an experiment gone awry, a pony is brought to Equestria. A perfectly ordinary pony. One so ordinary, it runs the risk of destroying Equestria's very lifeblood.  · FanNotANerd
    34,310 words · 3,630 views  ·  370  ·  10
  • T Shadows on the Rising Star

    Sometimes, temptation isn't a result of what we want. It's a result of what we fear.  · FanNotANerd
    2,847 words · 776 views  ·  58  ·  1
  • T Sauerkraut

    Twilight hates it.  · FanNotANerd
    2,724 words · 714 views  ·  37  ·  1 · gore
  • E Pinkie π

    Twilight attempts to explain the concept of pi to Pinkie. She doesn't get it.  · FanNotANerd
    3,953 words · 1,347 views  ·  94  ·  4
  • E There, They're...

    Is there such a thing as being too obsessed with grammar?  · FanNotANerd
    30,393 words · 14,037 views  ·  1,207  ·  23
  • E Eh?

    In an unfortunate accident, the mane six get sent to Caneighda. Hilarity ensues.  · FanNotANerd
    10,356 words · 2,483 views  ·  94  ·  3
  • T Stroke of Midnight

    The sins of the past may be forgotten. But they are never truly silent.  · FanNotANerd
    23,447 words · 631 views  ·  29  ·  1 · gore
  • T Hush Now, Quiet Now...

    It's always the quiet ones.  · FanNotANerd
    2,584 words · 1,781 views  ·  17  ·  6 · gore
  • T Why Didn't Ah Stay at Th' Farm?

    Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be.  · FanNotANerd
    5,659 words · 80,379 views  ·  1,185  ·  52 · sex
Dec
4th
2014

Because starting today, I can go waltz across the border into the United States, walk into the first bar I see, sit down, and order a beer. And nobody will be able to do anything about it.

Then I'll stare at said beer awkwardly after remembering that I hate beer and don't drink. And then quietly ask for a virgin screwdriver or something.

Huh. Turning 21's kinds boring in Canada, now that I think about it.

FanNotANerd · 19 views · Report

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  • Victory at Any Cost The war against the spacefaring Changelings has dragged on for two long years. After that length of time, any victory is something to celebrate. by FanNotANerd 6,246 words · 236 views · 14 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Nothing But A Song Generic placeholder description by FanNotANerd 0 words · 0 views · 0 likes · 0 dislikes