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FanNotANerd


Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!


Jumbles of Words I Like

  • Forever is Forever Applejack returns to Canterlot for the Summer Sun Celebration after 33 years away. by Fon Shaolin 5,040 words · 7,410 views · 124 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Twilightning Twilight taps into the power of lightning itself to perfect a new form of teleportation. The theory is sound; what could go wrong? by Bok 5,489 words · 8,594 views · 1,372 likes · 18 dislikes
  • The Prince and the Workhorse Prince Blueblood and Big McIntosh swap bodies to pursue their respective romantic interests by fellstorm 84,935 words · 5,245 views · 338 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Wild Sky Yonder Spitfire joins the Corps to escape from her troubles. When trouble finds her, how will she respond? by Mysecsha 52,565 words · 3,637 views · 242 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Grossly Incandescent Thrust headlong into a strange new world, Solaire of Astora must make amends before he can continue with his mission. Unbeknownst to them all, a shadow from his past approaches. by Crack Javelin 59,370 words · 10,415 views · 1,746 likes · 28 dislikes

Equestria Daily actually approved these?

  • Why Didn't Ah Stay at Th' Farm? Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be. by FanNotANerd 5,659 words · 81,743 views · 1,216 likes · 57 dislikes
  • There, They're... Is there such a thing as being too obsessed with grammar? by FanNotANerd 30,393 words · 14,352 views · 1,217 likes · 23 dislikes
  • A Simple Reflection In an experiment gone awry, a pony is brought to Equestria. A perfectly ordinary pony. One so ordinary, it runs the risk of destroying Equestria's very lifeblood. by FanNotANerd 34,310 words · 3,783 views · 374 likes · 11 dislikes

I bid you welcome to the profile of none other than the great FanNotANerd: author, musician, biology major, scrollsaw artist, Canadian and all-around great guy! Is there no end to my talents? If there is, it probably inhabits the same indistinct plane as my modesty.

I look at most of my writing as an experiment, and am always glad to get feedback, be it positive or negative. The absolute last thing I want is for you guys to humour me.

I also pre-read for Bronius Maximus, who's kind enough to return the favour. He's recently broken 2000 followers, and seems to be making it his life's work to make me look bad. I like to think it's because some of my awesomeness rubbed off on him, but he's just a legitimately good author, and a hell of a lot more prolific than me.

Now I'm sure you're all wondering: what's this guy's claim to fame? Why should I pay attention to his deluded ramblings? The answer is this: because.

Hey, to be honest, I have no idea what half of you like about me so much. So if you were expecting a more wholesome answer, you're as lost as I am.

Incoherent Jumbles of Words

  • T Victory at Any Cost

    The war against the spacefaring Changelings has dragged on for two long years. After that length of time, any victory is something to celebrate.  · FanNotANerd
    6,246 words · 370 views  ·  19  ·  0
  • T A Simple Reflection

    In an experiment gone awry, a pony is brought to Equestria. A perfectly ordinary pony. One so ordinary, it runs the risk of destroying Equestria's very lifeblood.  · FanNotANerd
    34,310 words · 3,783 views  ·  374  ·  11
  • T Shadows on the Rising Star

    Sometimes, temptation isn't a result of what we want. It's a result of what we fear.  · FanNotANerd
    2,847 words · 897 views  ·  61  ·  1
  • T Sauerkraut

    Twilight hates it.  · FanNotANerd
    2,724 words · 772 views  ·  37  ·  1 · gore
  • E Pinkie π

    Twilight attempts to explain the concept of pi to Pinkie. She doesn't get it.  · FanNotANerd
    3,953 words · 1,497 views  ·  97  ·  4
  • E There, They're...

    Is there such a thing as being too obsessed with grammar?  · FanNotANerd
    30,393 words · 14,352 views  ·  1,217  ·  23
  • E Eh?

    In an unfortunate accident, the mane six get sent to Caneighda. Hilarity ensues.  · FanNotANerd
    10,356 words · 2,706 views  ·  96  ·  3
  • T Stroke of Midnight

    The sins of the past may be forgotten. But they are never truly silent.  · FanNotANerd
    23,447 words · 682 views  ·  29  ·  1 · gore
  • T Hush Now, Quiet Now...

    It's always the quiet ones.  · FanNotANerd
    2,584 words · 1,862 views  ·  17  ·  6 · gore
  • T Why Didn't Ah Stay at Th' Farm?

    Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be.  · FanNotANerd
    5,659 words · 81,743 views  ·  1,216  ·  57 · sex
Mar
14th
2015

And today's a very special pi day indeed. On a related note, I'm attempting to post this as close to 9:26 and 53 seconds as I can.

So, yeah. Grab some pie, doodle some circles, calculate the radius of the universe or something. The sky's the limit on pi day.

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