Joined November 2011
106,688 story views
4h, 46m ago

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Jumbles of Words I Like

  • Forever is Forever Applejack returns to Canterlot for the Summer Sun Celebration after 33 years away. by Fon Shaolin 5,040 words · 7,031 views · 120 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Twilightning Twilight taps into the power of lightning itself to perfect a new form of teleportation. The theory is sound; what could go wrong? by Bok 5,489 words · 6,468 views · 1,172 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Prince and the Workhorse Prince Blueblood and Big McIntosh swap bodies to pursue their respective romantic interests by fellstorm 84,935 words · 4,874 views · 331 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Wild Sky Yonder Spitfire joins the Corps to escape from her troubles. When trouble finds her, how will she respond? by Mysecsha 52,565 words · 3,444 views · 236 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Grossly Incandescent Thrust headlong into a strange new world, Solaire of Astora must make amends before he can continue with his mission. Unbeknownst to them all, a shadow from his past approaches. by Crack Javelin 47,541 words · 7,005 views · 1,543 likes · 25 dislikes

Equestria Daily actually approved these?

  • Why Didn't Ah Stay at Th' Farm? Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be. by FanNotANerd 5,659 words · 78,811 views · 1,124 likes · 48 dislikes
  • There, They're... Is there such a thing as being too obsessed with grammar? by FanNotANerd 30,393 words · 13,616 views · 1,198 likes · 22 dislikes
  • A Simple Reflection In an experiment gone awry, a pony is brought to Equestria. A perfectly ordinary pony. One so ordinary, it runs the risk of destroying Equestria's very lifeblood. by FanNotANerd 34,310 words · 3,374 views · 355 likes · 9 dislikes

I bid you welcome to the profile of none other than the great FanNotANerd: author, musician, biology major, scrollsaw artist, Canadian and all-around great guy! Is there no end to my talents? If there is, it probably inhabits the same indistinct plane as my modesty.

I look at most of my writing as an experiment, and am always glad to get feedback, be it positive or negative. The absolute last thing I want is for you guys to humour me.

I also pre-read for Bronius Maximus, who's kind enough to return the favour. He's recently broken 2000 followers, and seems to be making it his life's work to make me look bad. I like to think it's because some of my awesomeness rubbed off on him, but he's just a legitimately good author, and a hell of a lot more prolific than me.

Now I'm sure you're all wondering: what's this guy's claim to fame? Why should I pay attention to his deluded ramblings? The answer is this: because.

Hey, to be honest, I have no idea what half of you like about me so much. So if you were expecting a more wholesome answer, you're as lost as I am.

Incoherent Jumbles of Words

  • A Simple ReflectionIn an experiment gone awry, a pony is brought to Equestria. A perfectly ordinary pony. One so ordinary, it runs the risk of destroying Equestria's very lifeblood.34,310 words ·3,374 views ·355 likes ·9 dislikes
  • Shadows on the Rising StarSometimes, temptation isn't a result of what we want. It's a result of what we fear.2,847 words ·661 views ·50 likes ·1 dislikes
  • SauerkrautTwilight hates it.2,724 words ·655 views ·37 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Pinkie πTwilight attempts to explain the concept of pi to Pinkie. She doesn't get it.3,953 words ·1,200 views ·94 likes ·4 dislikes
  • There, They're...Is there such a thing as being too obsessed with grammar?30,393 words ·13,616 views ·1,198 likes ·22 dislikes
  • Eh?In an unfortunate accident, the mane six get sent to Caneighda. Hilarity ensues.10,356 words ·1,768 views ·92 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Stroke of MidnightThe sins of the past may be forgotten. But they are never truly silent.23,447 words ·583 views ·28 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Hush Now, Quiet Now...It's always the quiet ones.2,584 words ·1,727 views ·16 likes ·5 dislikes
  • Why Didn't Ah Stay at Th' Farm?Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be.5,659 words ·78,811 views ·1,124 likes ·48 dislikes
  • I'll Fly HigherShe had always been her biggest fan. Even when she wasn't noticed.1,571 words ·4,293 views ·203 likes ·9 dislikes

Just a little heads-up for all of you: at the end of the month, I'll be leaving for Algonquin Park for two weeks to take part in a field course focusing on the biodiversity of the Canadian Shield. For those two weeks, I'll be completely off the grid. Granted, this won't be that different from my current level of activity, which leads into my second announcement: I'm giving myself a self-imposed deadline. By the end of the month, I will have released something. Might be a oneshot, might be that novel-length thing I've been alluding to. Depends how things go.

Point is, I'm going to publish something to get me out of this rut of inactivity. Possible projects are: something involving fencing (swish swish stab), something involving space (may or may not be heavily inspired by Mass Effect) and a no-dialogue challenge piece that I've been kicking around. Or it might be something completely different. We'll have to see.

If I don't have something released by the end of the month, I encourage you to chastise me to your heart's content.

That is all.

FanNotANerd · 21 views · Edited 1w, 3d ago · Report

Coming Soon to Video and DVD

  • Diplomacy Princess Celestia takes Twilight to a far away land for a unique educational opportunity: to witness the renewal of treaties that have kept centuries of peace. by FanNotANerd 0 words · 0 views · 1 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Nothing But A Song Generic placeholder description by FanNotANerd 0 words · 0 views · 0 likes · 0 dislikes