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Cynelonely the Apostate

HospitallarTemplar@yahoo.com cheerfulmetaphysics
User ID: 5,097
Registered: 5th Dec 2011
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Story views: 38,583

The Night is Passing.

I'm a foolish sad boy from the foolish sad South and I write foolish sad stories. But it's not so bad. I'm eternally grateful that any of you want to read them!

If you've followed me, than I am doubly honored! Here's sort of a crash course: I write a lot. I write mostly a single ship, Raridash, but I think I write it well! At least, I've been told I do. While my in process longfic will significantly cut down on my oneshot producing, I can't really guarantee that they'll go away! haha. Though I will say that a lot of them might not be good enough for this account.

(If I call you hon or honey, it is not only platonic but I am trying to either be gentle with you or friendly. If I call ya anything with the word sweet in it I'm trying to tell you kindly that you're being silly.)

If you're asking for me to help you proofread/edit/pre-read something, I will try if it's not too long and I have time! However, you must first: 1. Have it in a Gdoc, well formatted for reading. 2. Run basic spellcheck first.

I do enjoy proofreading and givin' advice though god himself knows I ain't good enough to, damn, go get Sunchaser or Razed if you wanna know how to do it! But I'd love to help you if you can do the first two things (and if I have time)

I tell my best friend, RazedRainbow who you should watch and love, that he writes cute girlfriends and I write domestic tension. So expect dark and sad...

But I don't do tragedy.

So yes, come read my Rarityfics stories

Also, please, PM me! I love conversation, and I enjoy talking to y'all.

Skype: Cynewulf_Wolfstrider@hotmail.com

Tumblr: cheerfulMetaphysics.tumblr.com

List of Nicknames: Cynewulf, Cyneshy, Cynefriend, Cynewolf, CyneWine, CyneRare, Cynelonely, Cynesad, Cynehappy, CyneEdit,Fluttereditor, CyneWrite, CyneCry, Cyne, Signwolf, Kine, Hey Raridash Kid, CyneJosh, Cyney. AND WOOFY--according to Pinkie and Joural

THINGS YOU SHOULD READ that people don't read like they should.

[Tragedy] [Dark] [Human]
An alarm sounds. There's a planet nearby. I wonder if anyone can hear me.
70019
[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Snippets from the life of Hoity Toity, who struggles with obscurity, scrutiny and his own mortality.
3412
[Slice of Life]
Octavia takes Vinyl out for a relaxing night at the symphony, but tensions can flare between even the closest of friends. Determined to figure out why things went wrong, Vinyl steps outside to catch some air...
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[Sad] [Adventure]
In Equestria's long history the two royal sisters are an enigma. This is their story.
770
[Comedy] [Adventure]
With crime rates on the rise in Cloudsdale, a single pegasus takes it upon himself to right the wrongs in his city. But for somepony who'd never stepped outside of an office before, where was he going to begin?
500

Hastati--the Best and the Brightest

[Romance]
In the wake of a near-fatal brush with evil, Rarity helps Rainbow heal.
1329
[Romance] [Dark] [Adventure]
Celestia dissapears, Equestria falls apart, and Twilight goes West to recover her lost teacher.
1697
[Romance] [Slice of Life]
The night also has stories to match the daytime. Seven of them, at least.
4210
[Slice of Life]
Twilight ponywatches.
1275
[Sad]
Daring Do returns home one final time.
1044

Principes--Older and Secondary

[Romance]
Rarity begins to realize that perhaps she's had somepony on her mind all along.
34416
[Romance] [Sad]
Watching the Wonderbolts has become a painful experience for Rainbow.
8610
[Romance] [Slice of Life]
Rainbow Dash flies home.
877
[Dark]
Scootaloo is trapped on a ship in deep space with Ghosts and a computer who has problems of it's own.
664
[Romance] [Sad]
If one were to give all the wealth of her House for love, it would be utterly scorned.
477

Triarii--Wily and Different, the Last Line

[Romance] [Sad] [Dark]
Shining and Cadance are separated by distance and peril.
203
[Romance]
Rarity moves to Canterlot to pursue the oppurtunity of a lifetime, while Applejack longs for home.
1185
[Romance] [Slice of Life]
Rarity comes to grips with burnout.
1597
[Romance] [Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Sombra and Fluttershy try to enjoy a nice romantic getaway. In hell.
37827

So You've Started Reading the Songverse

Is it the Songverse or the Crapverse? Anyhow! Some Chronological Stuff. Asterisks for those that are not written/published yet, /fics in these/ are ongoing. If it's not focused on Dash and Rares, I'll make note of that.

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/Lilies of the Field/

A Lady Does Everything With Feeling

Where the Sun is Silent (Twilight focused)

My Love, a Ghost (Non Canonical, Rarijack)

Catch For Us the Little Foxes

Learning to Soar (Soarin'Shy)

Like a Mighty Flame

Where Mad Gods Dance (Multiple)

/Great Heart Will Not Be Denied/

*All the Wealth of Her House*

The Sweet Softer Ground (CadanceShining; technically)

Absolution (Scootaloo)

*The Pearl of the Stars (Scootaloo, Rumble, Sweetie Belle)

News time, chiiiiiiiiiiiildren.

Today/tomorrow I start work. What sort of work? Well, for the first time in a long time, nothing related to Ponies. I'll be working at my church's daycare, keeping second graders from re-enacting Lord of the Flies. Sounds like fun, right?


I gave you a space of silence to fill with laughter! I am an excellent host.

What this means is that my rate of production will likely be relatively unaffected. What will be bothered is my availability. When it gets into the swing of things and those chilluns pour out of the schools, I will be working 10-6, an' will be a little harder to reach by PM (which I love, PMs, by the way) and by Skype. I've also got Vampire the MAsquerade on Thursday, worship band practice Wednesday, and DnD on Sundays, as well as the occasional pious offerings to the god of domestic bliss in the form of trips to Barnes and Nobles with the special somepony and/or a bottle of sweet red with Bon Iver on vinyl.

So if I'm a little slow to answer you I'm very sorry! I do get the email notifications for some things, so know I've already read your reply/PM and loved it probs.

As far as stories go--I'm reworking something in the next chapter of The Night is Passing but I promise I'll work as fast and hard as I can to smooth it out! This should mean a slight delay, but to be honest, all three chapters were late because of me, so.... you may not even notice! heh.

New stories: I've got... things. I've got a rather dark crossover with a magnificent little game called OFF in the works that you guys might like! I also am working on something that's kind of a collection of scraps and short pieces, like a suckier version of TheLastBrunnenG's collections (which by the way are great and you should read them.)

Lastly.

I think sometime in the next two weeks I might pick up My Dark Tower crossover up, dust it off, polish it a bit, and try an EQD run.

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Amazing Tales

[Sad] [Adventure]
Scootaloo embarks on a quest to bring her fallen idol back to the land of the living
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[Sad] [Random] [Slice of Life]
"My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it
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[Romance] [Slice of Life]
As they make a gingerbread house the Cakes reflect on their struggles, their lives, and their love.
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[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
What is there that is left for a human in a world full of ponies?
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Let's be Friends

#496667 · 1d, 17h ago · · ·
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>>495796 oh Shinin', hon, you are the least manly

#492468 · 3d, 1h ago · · ·
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>>491763 That's you.

>>491885 I approve!

#491885 · 3d, 7h ago · · ·
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Found this and been working on it.  Thought I should share.  God it's beautiful.

http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/t/the_prize_fighter_inferno/elm_street_lover_boy_acoustic_tab.htm

#491145 · 3d, 18h ago · · ·
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>>490677 I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE

#490677 · 3d, 21h ago · · ·
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All goats are kappa's! wearing ceramic bowls allows you to commune with the elder spirits! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#489982 · 4d, 38m ago · · ·
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>>489976 heheh

Horses enjoy being horses

#489976 · 4d, 39m ago · · ·
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herrrr I'm a hoers!

I passed many lovely horses on the way back from rucker, and they were all busy doing horse things. for example:

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WOLVES