ChrisTheCat

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Hello, everypony. My name is Christian Steven Rhodes-Wolfe. I'm a sixteen year old Australian male with Asperger's Syndrome, but don't let my age fool you. I have been told by many that I am wise beyond my years, including my psychiatrist (who is now a pegasister, thanks to me. HA!)

I am the author of both 'Christian and Geo in Equestria' and 'Brains!', evidently, the former a story that has received a surprising amount of praise, and the latter not enough.

I have been a writer for a long, long time. I've been writing since I first went to school. When I wasn't writing in Prep (First Year, for the Americans) I was covering my work in purple dots, because, in my words at the time, "It makes stuff look purplier."

My first story was called "Christian at Home," written in Kindergarten. It went something along the lines of "I love my family, I love my house, but I don't love my next door neighbors, who are scary and tried to steal our dog once." From there, I kept a journal (NOT A DIARY) and wrote down daily events, with help from my mother, who was and is an English fanatic.

I was bullied a lot, but I pulled through, learning that physical violence was what they wanted, so I began destroying them verbally. I once made someone speechless because they literally had no retort. That was Grade Four.

I met my best friend Callum Stevenson in Grade Two, and I am the only person he can speak to today about topics he finds interesting, such as Quantum Theory and Physics. What can I say? We love Science.

My life was boring from there, and though there was that one time I caused a kid to go to hospital because he stole my pen and tried to hit Callum, that was about it.

Then, last year, i discovered an amazing television show that made me rethink about the world. That's right folks, that was when I became an X-Files fan. Oh, then I became a brony, and that took up a lot of my time.

Today, I have high grades, eight or nine friends total, an exuberant amount of enemies and I still have not found a cure for the brony disease. I don't really want to.

My character Christian is named and modeled after me, and has some of my personality and speech patterns. We come from the same town, and have a birthday in common. He is not, however, a self-insert. I am very, very different to Christian, who is, though not a true sociopath, is pretty close. He has the personality of Jim Moriarty, mixed in with a little Mordin Solus. I think violence is a part of human nature, so I can't say I don't condone it, but I don't take things to his level.

Geo however, is a different story. She is based off of a girl I know, Georgina, one of the friends I mentioned. Again, same appearance, though Geo has a different personality altogether. Georgina is kind and nurturing, while Geo is kind, with a highly bitchy exterior. Indeed.

My favourites of the Mane Six are, in order from most to least, are Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie (CAN'T DECIDE), Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and Applejack. My favourite pairings are Flutterpie, Rainbowpie, Flutterdash, and Fluttermac. Sex scenes do not really interest me, though I will read them if they are in a story I particularly like.

The next part is about my views on certain things that others may disagree with.

I am straight, but I have no problem with homosexuals, and encourage people to find love wherever they can, even if I do not fully understand the concept of romance.

I do not understand racism at all. We are all human.

I am an atheist. This is the part where it goes bad. I respect people's beliefs, and I will not question their faiths. Unless they try to convert me, at which point I will promptly shut them down, and if I can, disprove their deity, depending in the situation and religion in question. I can be mean when I want to.

Controversy done.

Finally, I wish to thank all of my fans, and anyone reading this. If you can be bothered, send me a PM or comment if you read this. Argue with me, ask me questions, whatever.

Also, I have a question system, where anyone can ask Christian and Geo any questions they want. Just comment on my page with a question, and who it's directed at, and they'll respond.

Thank you. :pinkiesmile: