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Okay, I'm just going to put this here so I stop having to retell this story over and over. :D

A long time ago (Like... a year and a half? XD!) I began to write a fiction called "Through The Eyes Of Another Pony" and sent it to EQD.  I did this under duress of a dare.

Stupid little comedy fiction about the WORST tags/tropes in pony fiction and stuffed it all into a single fanfic.  HUMAN-IN-EQUESTRIA!  SHIP WITH A SHOW CHARACTER!  GARY STU!  OVER POWERED OCS!  SNARKY HAM!  BAD PLOT DEVICES!

And people loved it.  Like, unreasonably so.  Which was crazy, because I did this while I was drunk.  Quite drunk.  And was for every single chapter until chapter six or seven?  Then Bam... It hit me.  I'm entertaining a lot of people.  Like, over five hundred bronies.  I had to take things more seriously!

So, I did.  I began listing out a serious plot, character development, and serious character flaws.  The biggest improvement?  I stopped drinking every night.  Hell, I barely take a drink a week these days.  Anyway, I forced myself to learn how to really write.  And... around the last few chapters (which spanned 20k words a piece), I realized that I just wouldn't be able to get it done without rewriting it.

So here I am, rehashing what I've already done.  Turns out 200k words can really make a difference.  I've come quite a long ways and I'm not done yet.  Not by a long shot... :D


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ALSO, THERE IS AN ANIMATION PROJECT IN THE WORKS!  MALE VOICE ACTING IS ALL FILLED UP, BUT HERE IS THE LINK IF YOU WANT TO HELP IN ANY OTHER FASHION! :O  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ufRsW8P_KE&feature=youtu.be

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Title goes here · 6:15pm

Well, guys... Life's been hard and only getting harder.

My laptop has died so writing has slowed to a halt, taking my blessed book with it.  Most of it is backed up elsewhere, but a lot of progress was lost.

Mom dies in 2-3 weeks.

My debts have been sent to collections. ._.

Goodness, that all sounds very terrible.  And it is.  But I'm recovering emotionally from... everything.  And I'm moving back to Florida, where I got most of my best writing done.

I won't stop writing.  Ever.  As painful as not being able to write lately has been... And it's been a doozy... I will get it back.  And I will continue my book, and TTEOAP, and whatever else I feel like.

Though I don't see my book being nearly as bright as it once was.

More to come in the future.  Thanks to everyone that showed me support.  It helped guys, it really did.  Thanks especially to a certain somepony that built and sent me a care package.  I totes ate that nutella.

Your patience will not be unfounded, peeps. :3

Also, when I get to Florida, I think I'm going to write out a TTEOAP chapter to help brighten myself up a bit.

CardsLafter · 283 views · Edited 4d, 14h ago

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Through The Eyes Of Another Pony

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say?  This is the story of a man.  Or maybe he was... a pony-man.  Or maybe he was just a... Pony!  But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story.  The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville.  That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven.  Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes.  How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome.  The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare.  And Trixie.  And some jerk named David.  Then there was that Azure Flora pony.  And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it.  If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning.  I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

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A Differing of Opinions

"Celestia may deny it, but Nightmare Moon is Luna.  She must accept the hard truth, warts and all."

Celestia does not want her sister to harbor a monster deep inside but her desires do not make it so.  We all have our demons, our issues, our closets crawling with skeletons.  We all have our warts, our scars, our problems and yet, there are those that love us anyway...

Or rather, they should.

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#496600 · 3d, 6h ago · · ·
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Good sir i would like to know if there is anything i can do to help support you. Anything...ANYTHING...within reason

#492312 · 4d, 15h ago · · ·
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>>484270 Hardly. :P

#484312 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>484270

He ain't dead. He's working on a story in real life to become a professional writer right now, and it's very serious business for him. He'll hopefully be back soon.

EDIT: Just saw his dA blog. Yeah, things are kinda fubar for him now I see. All we can do is show our support and hope he can bounce back.

#484270 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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R.I.P Cardslafter, you had a good run, but it seems you've lost all interest in your writing. Nonetheless, it seems not all good can last 3 years.

#464165 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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Wha hm hooves for hands this sucks!

#411047 · 6w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>402427 And it's still going!:rainbowderp:

#403781 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>401804 chances are i still haven't deleted my story you commented on, I think it was The Gates 2. Yeah i gave up on that fic a long time ago.

Anyways, good luck with your future projects whatever they may be!

#402427 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>401839

I feel so arousingly abused and forgotten...

You'll at least write me, won't you?

Also, holy christchex, over a million words in that monstrosity!

#401839 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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You are going to pay for your crimes for writing a story and for being a generally cool guy.

Your first sentence is an unfollow and red thumbs on everything you've ever written. Including your elementary essays.

Your second sentence is that you smell and have cooties.

Your fourth sentence is to disregard that there is no third sentence.

Your final sentence is that you take this dire judgement with stride and like a champ. No complaining allowed. Whining is tolerable.

In unrelated news, sorry Cards, but you've been replaced.

This story treats me like your story never has: with PASSION.

#401804 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>399162

Your name is super familiar, so I believe you!  Also Anthro is for ballsy writers.  >:3  Super ballsy!  Yeah!

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