Vacurai78

http://askblazeandcherry.tumblr.com/

READ THIS! PLEASE!

If you try searching Just Good Friends again, it should come back up. It's a different story, but it's exactly the same words.

The webcam flickers from static to a view of a red unicorn standing in a nicely-decorated living room. "Hello, everypony! I'm Blaze the Unicorn--"

A white pony with red-and-brown striped hair and red irises pops into the frame. "And I'm Cherry Picker!"

"Oh, get off the screen!" Blaze shoves her out of the picture. "Cherry and I write whenever we have spare time--"

"Which is whenever I'm not clopping or using Blaze for my own...pleasure."

Blaze facehoofs. "Okay, okay, we're a couple. You don't have to broadcast it to all of Equestria! Anyways, besides writing normal fiction, we write clopfics."

"Are you finished with that yet, Eden? I've already got my...outfit...on."

Blaze sighs. "Eden's my pet name....literally...well now that you know all about us, you can read our stories."

"Come on, Eden!"

"Yes, Mistress Cherry..."

A Short Interview with Blaze the Unicorn on Several Unrelated Topics:

You are stuck on an island with no escape. You can have one person and one item; what are they?

Well, that's easy. I'd take Cherry Picker...and a really, really long coil of rope to play with.

How much do you love lemon tea?

I absolutely hate it.

Do you prefer teleporting to walking?

I don't know how to teleport, so no.

Trolling?

You?

What's your favorite thing to do in bondage with Cherry?

That's tough...please refer to my An Interview with Blaze the Unicorn module somewhere below this.

Do you ever see the mane six?

Not very often, since I live in Manehattan with Cherry. Every once in a while, though, they'll come here for some reason, and I'll go hang out with Dash and Twilight and have some 'normal fun.

Have you always been a pony?

What a dumb question. OF COURSE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PONY!

What does Cherry Picker's hair smell like?

Cherry Pepsi.

Do you have any un-cloppy friends?

Mmm...two. Grey, a pegasus who works at the local supermarket,

and Citrus, Grey's very vivid filly offspring.

Gimme some sugar!

Alright! But first, you should know that I have a very dominant tongue.

How many different spells do you know?

Thirty two, if you include the fifteen sex-based ones.

Do you dance well?

I'm as good on the dance floor as I am in bed.

Cupcakes?

Ugh! Such gore!

Ever met any famous fashion designers?

Well, Cherry Picker designs lingere for a living on a very professional scale...does that count?

Applejack?

Sexy. (NO MORE TROLLING, PLEASE!)

You say you and Cherry write clop together, but none of your stories have clop in them? Y U NO HAVE CLOPPY-CLOPPY?

I have many ideas in the works, such as a ponified version of Eisfuchs' "Just Good Friends" series, but I haven't gotten around to publishing them yet. Sorry. And for everyone who's waiting for updates on my other stories, bear with me. I'm very slow at writing, especially when I can't decide what to write.

Do you like eating cherries or bananas better?

Cherries, you naughty, naughty thing.

Favorite season?

Whenever it's cold and dark and rainy outside. I know, I know, that doesn't answer your question, but whatever season that takes place in is my favorite.

Have you ever been arrested?

Once, in high-school. I don't care to explain.

And your real name is?

Blaze the Unicorn.

Just how long is this unrelated questions section?

This next question is probably the last one.

Have you ever met a genie and do you like sprinkles and how many trees are on your lawn and have you ever been stolen from and does Derpy ever end up in Manehattan and do you have a good sense of humor and will I ever stop talking?

Yes, no, zero, no, all the time, probably, no.